Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff went on Bubba the Love Sponge's show today to talk about the state of TNA. You can read the recap. A lot of it seems to be bullshit posturing and an attempt at working the audience (Russo isn't high on the pecking order? bullshit). Some real lulz-worthy stuff too.
For example, the laughable talking point that Abyss is the next Cena. I know John Cena. I watch him every Monday night. Abyss, while a serviceable big man with some limited charisma, is no John Cena. Abyss can be a great hand; I like him better than the average smarky fan does, but at best, his ceiling is as a more successful Kane.
Another thing I found pretty lolwut? inducing was the fact that all this noise that Honky Tonk Man has been making about being in negotiations with TNA was shot down by Bischoff, who said he'd rather "drive a rusty ice pick through [his] thigh" than work with HTM. Say what you want about Honky, but re: his delusions, he's going big rather than going home.
One thing that this report didn't mention that the Torch's Twitter did was that the advantage that their rehashing of Survivor Series '97 has over the current Bret Hart/VKM storyline in the WWE is that TNA has Earl Hebner. Can I get a LULZ for that?
Anyway, read the transcript for a better idea and judge for yourself.
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