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A lot of times, the "Holy shit!" moments in wrestling come from something unplanned or unscripted, like Owen Hart's untimely death or the Montreal Screwjob. Still, you do have to hand it to wrestling folks, as sometimes, they can provide a nice swerve, surprise, high spot or electrifying promo that will leave the audience stunned in their seats. There have been a bunch in the last two years. They may not have been ZOMG BASH AT THE BEACH 1996!!, but they've been really good, be it a good swerve or a nice high spot. Last night, the WWE sent a minor shockwave throughout the wrestling world by having Heath Slater pin Sheamus clean as a whistle. Here are six better ones:
1. The Nexus debuts, pouncing on John Cena and the Straight Edge Society
I legitimately felt a chill when I saw this happening. There was a group of us there watching this, and there was stunned silence with a bit of "this is awesome" sprinkled in. Forgive me, but I didn't see Bash at the Beach 1996 live, so I imagine that's what I would have felt had I did. Just utter shock with satisfaction tinged in at the best legit shocking moment in the last two years. The thing to remember was that CM Punk, through some accident of fan voting, was picked to face off against Cena that night instead of the obvious choice of Rey Mysterio. It turns out Punk was the better, more impactful choice that night, getting the angle over in a much huger way than if it was just the two big faces getting beaten down by "yet another heel stable".
2. Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels bury the hatchet
While the Nexus' birth gave me chills, six months earlier, seeing the two friends-turned-enemies-turned-friends in the ring gave me butterflies in my stomach. The atmosphere was pregnant with tension as both men said their peace, and when they finally embraced, I as well as the rest of the fans who watched that night had to have felt satisfaction. TNA may have set out (and failed) to make that night memorable, but it was the Hitman and HBK who gave the visual that will live on in wrestling perpetuity.
3. CM Punk cashes in his first Money in the Bank briefcase on Edge
It started out as a non-descript beginning to RAW. Edge came out to gloat that he was bringing the World Championship to Smackdown, and that there was nothing anyone could do about it. Batista came down and beat the shit out of him. Okay, angle set up, Edge will drop the title to Batista later that night before leaving for Smackdown, right? Not exactly. CM Punk came running out of the back with his briefcase won at WrestleMania 24. GOOOO TOOOO SLEEEEP~! and a pinfall later, and CM Punk, that skinny indie star with all the tattoos and piercings, the guy who five years prior was on the undercard in high school gyms with his bleach blond hair and baggy basketball shorts, was one of the two most prestigious Champions in all of wrestling. Pretty cool moment for any smark-ass indie wrestling fan who never thought he'd see the day when a guy who was part of his fandom would cross over to the mainstream of wrestling.
4. Frightmare's ceiling-rana
You didn't think the best "HOLY SHIT!" moments in the last 24 months were confined solely to the WWE, right? Sadly, TNA is run more poorly than a company selling solar-powered flashlights, so we're dipping into the Chikara pool for one of the most jaw-dropping, "holy poop"-inducing (because Chikara's kid friendly, you see) spots ever. This will be the third time I have posted this gif on this blog, but it's so awesome:

5. Sheamus runs roughshod through John Cena under the eye of Jesse Ventura
Kofi Kingston was the one getting pushed pretty hard at the time of the Jessse "The Body" Ventura RAW last year. The Miz and Jack Swagger weren't the darlings they are now, but both had high prospects. Yet, it was Sheamus, the heretofore newbie to RAW, who won the futures battle royale and earned the shot at John Cena at Tables, Ladders and Chairs. If it was shocking that Sheamus won the battle royale, it was absolutely a heart attack that he was able to lay Cena out like nothing. It caused mixed reactions at the time, but it would soon prove to be the right move, as Sheamus has arguably been the WWE's MVP in 2010.
6. "I'm gonna kill you"
So, Batista again, yeah, he was sort of in a holding pattern at the end of 2009. He was at the stage in his career where he was winding down, and where he was getting face pops for just showing up. He got traded to Smackdown to continue his friendship with Rey Mysterio, but after a friendly misunderstanding, there was some tension. You expected them to hug it out and be cool about it, turning their attentions to the dastardly heels like CM Punk and JeriShow, right? Well, no. Batista uttered those four words with a smile on his face and a laugh under his breath before laying into the WWE's favorite main event punching bag, kicking off his WWE swan song and perhaps his finest effort under the Titan banner. It was surreal, but it still elicited the "Holy shit", even if it was more hushed than normal.
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According to Bryan Alvarez, Chris Jericho still hasn't signed a new contract with WWE, and the Six Pack Challenge may very well be his final match for the time being. The reason for the impasse is that Jericho wants to work a lighter schedule so he can tour with his band and promote his book. The WWE doesn't want to do this because they don't want to set a precedent for someone not as tenured as the Undertaker. Nope, Jericho, who's pushing 40 and has been with Titan Sports for over a decade, as well as being with companies that Titan purchased for an additional five year prior, isn't tenured enough to get a lighter workload.
Last night, Kane stood toe to toe with his brother The Undertaker, just like he did on Smackdown and at SummerSlam. If that seemed odd to you, don't be alarmed. It did to me too. No, it wasn't because Kane has a decade-long history of being a job-boy to his kayfabed older brother, but because it's unbecoming behavior for a heel in today's WWE. The default heel behavior seems to be to duck and run. There are exceptions, Kane obviously and to a point, the Miz recently, but if a heel is facing any kind of adversity, he/she is going to run. We've seen it with Nexus, Dolph Ziggler, Sheamus, CM Punk, Chris Jericho, Edge and even a guy like Dave Batista before he left the company. While the chicken-shit heel is a staple of wrestling booking and of storytelling, it seems to be an overused mechanism in the WWE today, one that hurts the overall product and leads to predictable booking.


- Big indie weekend, with arguably the biggest event coming in the form of Chikara's annual Young Lions Cup. Blog-fan, indie savant and possible Chikara booker KoppoKick absolutely nailed the tournament, save a couple of prelim matches, as he correctly called the Frightmare over Lince Dorado final. My predictions didn't fare as well, but hey, at least I got both finalists in my favorites list! Anyway, my prohibitive favorite to win, Johnny Gargano, didn't leave the weekend totally empty-handed; he won the 
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Remember back during Chris Masters' first run with the WWE? When they built up the MasterLock, and he was on a fast track to the main event despite the lamentations of the smarks about his non-existent workrate? Yeah, it was a simpler time, back before the days of Twitter and... uh, Twitter. The Wellness Program ended up doing him in, and he was released. 


ROH Owner Cary Silkin posted an open letter to wrestling fans everywhere today. If nothing else, it shows ROH is at least open to listening to the fans.
The letters "ECW" have been in the wrestling news for a good couple of months now, given all the attention TNA has lavished upon the original entity (although they can't legally string those three letters together without the WWE slapping them with a cease-and-desist). Around this time last year, the other entity that called itself by those letters, the one reviled by fans of the original product, was arguably the best week-in, week-out wrestling show on TV, or at the very least was a hair below Smackdown for that title. Conversely, around six months ago, that program was put on ice for good as it was replaced on SyFy Network by WWE NXT. Back then, I was distraught about losing the program that featured not only the future of the WWE but some measure of the company's past, but was hopeful about what NXT would bring to the table.
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First off, yes, I'm all lagged because I spent 14 hours on the job and on the road combined yesterday, but I swear, there will be bloggings today. Yes, there will be bloggings. Plentiful bloggings, including this week's Six Pack.