Sunday, October 31, 2010

Know Your Indie Wrestlers: Tim Donst

A Real American Hero

Who?: Tim Donst
Promotions: Chikara, AIW
Alias: Vökoder, Infiltrator of the Rudos, Real American Hero
Current Affiliations: A card-carrying member of the BDK, most commonly associated with Pinkie Sanchez and Lince Dorado.

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 187 lbs.
Hometown: St. Louis, MO
Twitter: @tdonst

After the jump... Wrestling Style: Amateur-influenced mat wrestling style

Signature Maneuvers:

Top 15 Moves of Tim Donst


Titles Held:

Chikara Young Lions Cup Champion

Promos:

Responding to Dasher Hatfield


PSA! Don't Play with Fire!


AIW Promo


Promo on Hydra


Touch of Class Promo


Why You Should Know Donst: Tim Donst bore a striking resemblence in the ring to one Kurt Angle before his turn to the BDK, and it was for good reason. He worked in the amateur mat stylings very well, and in fact he still does, even if he doesn't wear the singlet and the headgear now that he's in the BDK. Donst is one of the up-and-coming elite workers in the business, and it's clear he's being groomed for such heights in Chikara. They could have picked anyone to face off against Bryan Danielson in Cleveland this year, but after the dream match potential with Eddie Kingston was expended in Detroit the previous day, they went with Donst.

His appeal is much more than just as a pure worker. Donst can cut promos and has a great knack for cutting arrogant heel promos. He may be the strongest promo in the BDK, and he's definitely the best on the mic among his running buddies of Sanchez and Lince. He may not have the body type that the WWE is looking for, but he has all the other tools to make it. I wouldn't be surprised if he does get a developmental deal at some point, but for now, he belongs to Chikara and AIW and other indies on the East Coast.

Donst is a guy that people love to hate at the arenas, but whether as a Real American Hero or the cocky mouthpiece of the BDK, you can't deny that the guy has a bright future in the wrestling industry.


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Your Chikara Referee of the Day: Bryce Remsburg

It's the end of Chikara Week, so you know we're saving the best for last:

Bryce, sans stylish playoff beard

Bryce Remsburg is Chikara's senior referee. As the den father, he's responsible for making sure that the other referees are kept safe and are fed. He may nip at Nick Papageorgio's nose every once in awhile if he steps out of line, but it's only to show him the way. As the senior ref, he also gets to ref the big and important matches like the Cibernetico and the King of Trios final match. Well, he usually gets to do that if it weren't for BDK-installed usurper Derek Sabato, but let's not talk about that.

However, if you think reffing is the only thing Bryce brings to the table, you're sadly mistaken. He also co-hosts the Podcast-a-Go-Go, is the main announcer at the Commentation Station, represents Chikara at fan functions and is kind enough to serve as the senior ref in both SHIMMER and Dragon Gate USA/EVOLVE as well as hitting spot duty for ROH here and there. He's also a strong candidate to replace Chuck Norris as the object of Internet-memes the world over. Oh yeah, he's also part of Philadelphia's underground comedy scene as a member of the Secret Pants sketch comedy troupe (along with Kristen Herman of WMMR), which according to stand-up comedian and fledgling NBA blogger/Twitter harasser Gregg Gethard, is pretty funny.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein - Please visit his site to view the plentiful amounts of pictures he's taken for DGUSA, ROH and other indie feds: Get Lost Photography

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Saturday, October 30, 2010

Your Chikara Announcer of the Day: Gavin Loudspeaker

It's Chikara Week, so here's your announcer of the day:

Wrestling's ONLY Rock 'n Roll Ring Announcer!

Gavin Loudspeaker was once known as Louden Noxious, but it was deemed too ethnic a name when he arrived at Ellis Island after immigrating here from the mysterious Kaiju Big Battel Islands, so it was changed. As he is quick to remind you at every Chikara show, he's the only rock 'n roll ring announcer in pro wrestling. I can vouch for this, unless you think Tony Chimel is a rock 'n roll ring announcer. I do not. Loudspeaker is known for his bombastic style of announcing wrestlers, his striking resemblance to Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance and his visceral hatred of everything BDK, including that annoying, schnizel-scented interloping usurper Jakob Hammermeir.

Gavin also plays a mean guitar and has taken to singing original numbers before Chikara events. This makes him more awesome than ever. He's also been known to co-host the Podcast-a-Go-Go, and his event center reporting for King of Trios has won a Pulitzer.... wait, it hasn't? Well it should have, dammit. It should have.

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This Week in DVR: Hey Guys, How About That Scott Stanford?

From Smackdown's Main Event
Photo Credit: WWE.com
I watched what I couldn't live on DVR. Here's what stood out:

Matches:

The Kings of Wrestling (Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli) vs. the Briscoe Bros. (Jay and Mark) on ROH on HDNet - ROH always brings the tag goods, and their main event Monday was no exception. While it wasn't anything special, the Kings and Briscoes had a good back-and-forth. The finish was a bit weak - I mean, who gets pinned in wrestling anymore right after just a kick in the nuts? - but it was still a nice little match.

Tyson Kidd vs. Zack Ryder on Superstars - Superstars is great for producing that under-the-radar top-level match at least once a month between two guys that may not get time on the big shows but get a good chunk of time here. Folks, this one was one of those. I love Zack Ryder for the little things he does. Case in point, beginning of the match, Kidd locked Ryder up in a rear waistlock. Ryder inched to the ropes, got the break, turned around and yelled "Are you serious, bro?" at Kidd. Awesome. He's one of the reasons why I wish the WWE had a better-developed midcard. Ryder would be so goddamn over that it's not even funny. This was a great match. Kidd busted out a nice fisherman's neckbreaker, Ryder had a great frame-up kick to Kidd. I would have liked to have seen a little more selling, but they did a good job of covering that up. The finish was a bit contrived with DH Smith coming out at a convenient spot to set up the finish, but it worked in the context of the storyline.

Tyler Reks vs. Chris Masters on Superstars - It's amazing how a tweak of the character can really do wonders for a guy. When he was previously on ECW, Reks with his smiling face and surfer character was bland and generic. Without changing his hairstyle, having him come out with a scowl on his face and wrestle like more of a brutal heel, they've totally reinvented him. It works. It doesn't hurt that in his first two singles matches back that he was in the ring with two of the best workers on Smackdown, Kaval and Chris Masters. The match with Masters was pretty good. Masters is so good at selling injuries and he's become one of the best faces on the roster at playing to the crowd. Reks worked as smart a match as he could, working over the arms and back of Masters, trying to keep the Masterlock from coming into play. It was on the short-side for a main event though, and it didn't have the big moments that the other big match from Superstars did, but it was a solid affair, worthy of headlining the show.

Robbie E vs. Jay Lethal on Impact - While I don't like that they had a blatant, unprotected weapon shot to the head on the same show where they made an angle out concussions (more on that later), I liked this match. It was a fun brawl between two guys who have great pedigrees. They sold their tension well, and even though the fuck-finish can be overused, Cookie interfering with the hairspray to get Robbie the win worked for me.

Sarita, Tara and Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Sky, Angelina Love and Mickie James on Impact - For once, TNA utilized its Knockouts correctly. They had a good (if not great) six-woman tag match that put them into focus as wrestlers rather than tits and ass. I thought there was a bit of undue sloppiness, but it was still good enough to make the honor roll. They also put Sarita over huge here, and as a fan of SHIMMER and all the women that come through it, a big come-up for Sarah Stock is a welcome sight.

Daniel Bryan vs. Dolph Ziggler on Smackdown - How the hell are you going to have three guys have three really good and yet unique matches on three straight days? Well, you can ask the former Bryan Danielson and Spirit Squad Nicky that because they had three awesome matches, one at Bragging Rights then another one the next night on RAW and yet another one the next night at the Smackdown tapings. Holy crap, these two can wrestle every day in perpituity and I wouldn't care, just as long as they let Ziggler win a few here and there to keep it fresh. I love that they had Bryan win with a kick to the head instead of a third-straight LaBell Lock. Hopefully, they get to go again at Survivor Series.

Kaval vs. Jack Swagger on Smackdown - I had high hopes coming into the match given my opinions on both, and they were met. Nice little match that I wish could have been given a few more minutes. Kaval countering out of Swagger's advantage early was the high point of the match for me. Kaval's kicks are just gravy for me too. I wish that they would have had Kaval counter out of the ankle lock once with an enzugiri before falling, but hey, I'll take what I can get.

Alberto del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Edge on Smackdown - Holy crap, this felt like a PPV main event rather than a free TV one. The crowd was mega into it, and all the guys involved did well to amp up the bigness on spots, including the finish with Edge spearing del Rio into giving Rey an electric chair suplex. Edge and especially del Rio looked off kilter in spots, and there were too many 619 set-ups, but I did like this match a lot. Very strong main event.

Shows:

ROH on HDNet - ROH went from being all about Black/Richards one week to being about tag teams the next week. It was good transition, as we got some nice action featuring the Super Smash Bros. and in the main event. I'm glad that we finally have HDNet in Philly, because ROH is a nice complement to the wrestling slate. Even if it's not as heavy on storyline advancement or as "complete" a picutre of ROH as it could be, it's a nice change of pace.

Superstars - Some weeks Superstars is a hit, some weeks it's a miss. This week it was a big hit, a home run. Not only did you have the two matches that made the honor roll, you had two other matches that were solid and not outright bad. You also had Scott Stanford teaming with Jerry Lawler in the broadcast booth. I don't mean to gush, but man, the guy was very impressive in the first time that I was exposed to him. He was exuberant, enthusiastic and knowledgeable about both history and the current product. He tried his best to put over the action in the ring and the angles. He wasn't perfect, in that I thought he talked over the action with superfluous stuff at points, but the guy has an announcer's voice and is a WELCOME addition to the WWE commentation family.

Impact - TNA making an angle out of concussions is fucking embarrassing. It's a real issue, not one that you make an angle out of. It's not something that heels Bischoff out, it makes him look like a raving dipshit and makes TNA look like a company that shouldn't be in business. Of course, this is the same company that on the same show let Abyss abduct two fans without calling the cops. What a bushleague company, which is a shame, because it had three pretty good matches on it (the two on the honor roll plus the three-way tag match). Also, while they had a great Knockouts match, it's insane that they have one of the issues between Tara and Mickie James that Tara resents that Mickie "got her fired from WWE" and that they have to have Katie Lea Burchill debut as a figment of Angelina Love's imagination. Ugh.

Smackdown - Smackdown just keeps delivering each week. While I hate the supernatural bullshit with Taker and Kane, it bears repeating that each week, Kane just kills it on the mic. This week was no different as he brought it in the initial promo and especially on his reply to Alberto del Rio's interruption. The wrestling was very strong too. Three honor roll matches and a fourth tag match between the Dashing Ones and Show/Kofi that was pretty solid too. Smackdown may be the best wrestling TV show out there right now. And you were all afraid that Kane's comments about it becoming a "tv show" were cryptically suggesting that it was going to turn more into a schlockfest...

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Triple H Returns

Triple H makes his return to a WWE ring today in Hartford, CT against Alberto del Rio. I believe it's happening right now too. All on Fan Appreciation Day. My thoughts? HOW IS THAT FAN APPRECIATION? They're torturing those poor Connecticut fans with Trips' return. Haha, okay, I keed, I keed. I hate Trips with the blinding fury of 10,000 suns, but other people, for whatever reason, think he's okay. I guess that means we'll be seeing him on TV sooner rather than later.

Then again, Trips doesn't really annoy me as much as an on-screen character now as he did when he was on the way up. Plus, there's money in a Trips/Sheamus feud. So hey, whatever.

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Your Chikara Wrestlers of the (Yester)Day: 3.0

It's Chikara Week, so here are what would have been your Chikara Wrestlers of the Day yesterday if I had actually gotten the time to get the post up yesterday:

Cantankerous Canadians!

Scott Parker and Shane Matthews comprise the tag team 3.0. What that means, I have not a clue, but they are quirky, crazy and one of the most entertaining imports to come out of Canada since that blond haired guy from Winnipeg who said "ARMBAR!" a bunch of times on Nitro. They recently competed for the Campeonatos de Parejas, although I'm not sure Chikara's ready for the awesomeness that is a 3.0 title reign. I don't think the world is. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if them winning the titles coincided with the Mayan Apocalypse in 2012.

Anyway, these guys are crazy exciting in and out of the ring, and I hope to see more of them at more Chikara shows in the future.

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Friday, October 29, 2010

Follow Friday: Chikara Related Goodies!


Chikara!

Another Friday, another wave of Twitter users that you, all ye faithful and numerous readers of The Wrestling Blog, should be following. This week, in keeping with our theme, well, you can figure it out.

First up, you want to follow Sugar Dunkerton and UltraMantis Black as I subtly suggested earlier in the week with their Chikara Wrestler of the Day entries. Both guys post quality when they do post (Sugar's a bit more active than Mantis), and they both interact with fans, which for me is a huge plus.

Secondly, there's the official Chikara Twitter. You want to follow this one because it's your one-stop source for news, ticket alerts and even giveaways. At least once a week, they log onto Twitter to give away prizes just for retweeting them. Awesome. In conjunction with this, you also want to follow Mike Quackenbush. He's not as active as the students he gets to post Tweets, but when he does Tweet, it's good.

Having saved the best for last, I present to you Bryce Remsburg. My mancrush on him, healthy or unhealthy, you decide (no wait, don't), is well-documented on here, but seriously, he's a great feed to follow. It's mostly a personal Twitter account - he posts some about wrestling, but he also has witty and insightful nuggets throughout the day about '80s music, food or other things.

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Friday Five: Chikara

It's Chikara Week. Duh.

1. Do you follow Chikara? If not, is it because you've never been exposed or because it's not your cup of tea?

The rest are for people who answer "yes" to question 1.

2. Who is your favorite Chikara wrestler or personality?

3. Which guest star who's previously not appeared would you love to see appear?

4. Buy or sell: Chikara's history of having females mix it up with the males.

5. What is your favorite Chikara DVD cover?


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Thursday, October 28, 2010

Remember Your Classic Wrestlers: Jorge Rivera

Skayde

Who?: Jorge Rivera
Promotions: AAA, CMLL, IWRG, Chikara, CZW, Dragon Gate
Nicknames: Skayde, El Seminarista, Porsche, La Flecha, Power Raider Blanco, Elektra, Boomerang, Destello
Classic Affiliations: He's trained a bunch of guys, including Mike Quackenbush and many of the Chikara regulars, although I don't think I'd call that affiliation current if you ask me...

Height: 5'7"
Weight: 190 lbs.
From: Xalapa, Mexico

After the jump...Signature Maneuvers

Top 10 Moves of Skayde


Classic Feuds:

- Early in his career, as El Seminarista, he feuded with Super Crazy. If you remember from ECW, Super Crazy didn't have a mask. That's because Rivera took it from him in a lucha de apuesta.

- Currently, Rivera's embroiled in a feud with Quackenbush that's more or less not kayfabe... too soon?

Titles Held:

NWA Mexican Lightweight Championship
UWA World Lightweight Championship

Promos:

Not really.

Skayde's Legacy: Okay, I know that Rivera and Chikara are kind of on the outs right now. Shit happens, and people have fallings out. Personally, if what I've heard is true, I have no sympathy for the guy for being a greedy bastard, and Quack did what he had to do. Besides, it was either Skayde or a really jokey entry for Darkness Crabtree, and while that option would have been epic, well, I don't have the werewithal to pull it off. Sorry.

Be that as it may, you can't deny the influence he has over Chikara, Dragon Gate and CZW even. The list of wrestlers that the guy has trained is epic. Mike Quackenbush, Masato Yoshino, Fire, Worker and Soldier Ants, Jigsaw, Claudio Castagnoli and Hallowicked are just scratching the surface. I even heard a rumor that he had a hand in training Rey Mysterio, but I can't find any confirmation. Even without Mysterio, his resume is impressive.

It sucks that he flamed out, but his influence on Chikara is immeasurable. He's the forefather of Chikara, and he's a guy who certainly deserves to be remembered as a classic wrestler for Chikara week as any.


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Your Chikara Wrestlers of the Day: Obariyon and Kodama

It's Chikara Week, so here are your Chikara Wrestlers of the Day:

IT'S AN OBARIYON SIGHTING!
Photo Credit: ...unknown?

Obaryion and Kodama are the scary new tag team to burst onto the scene. While it is rumored that the druids who were palling around with UltraMantis Black at Chikarasaurus Rex: King of Show are indeed these two frightful individuals, Mantis has denied it. And why wouldn't he? I've you've seen these guys up close, you'd know! I've had trouble finding pictures of both these wrestlers (named for Japanese demons) together, as I've heard that if you try to get them to pose with each other for a picture, they'll steal your soul and also go back in time to fornicate with your mother so that you'll have an evil, soullless twin of yourself wandering around the Earth, ready to kill you.

Seriously, they should just call these two "Nightmare Fuel" and get it over with. I cringe at what their roles in Chikara will be, as they will most certainly become the new official children-scarers of Chikara. Unlike Chuck Taylor, who holds that title now, they won't do it in entertaining fashion either.

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TWIOT: Phillies Postmortem

Werth
Photo Credit: CSNPhilly.com/Getty Images
It wasn't supposed to end like this, with Ryan Howard looking at a called third strike and the San Francisco Giants celebrating the National League pennant on our homefield. It wasn't supposed to end in defeat. It wasn't supposed to end with our offense punchless in most of the NLCS. It just wasn't supposed to end like this.

But it did, and now, instead of winning a third straight pennant and being in line for a second World Fuckin' Championship in three years, the Philadelphia Phillies will be preparing for a free Halloween, watching the Giants take on the Texas Rangers in the World Series. It's frustrating to see a team that on paper looked like the best in the league, but we all know that teams don't win titles on paper. We were flat-out beat in the NLCS, and now that it's over, it's time to move on and think about ways we can get back to the top of the heap in 2011.

There are a few hurdles that we have to clear in the offseason to get there. The biggest one is Jayson Werth (who, to keep this somewhat wrestling-related, looks an awful lot like Edge). While GM Ruben Amaro said that re-signing him was possible and a priority, the fact that Werth signed with agent Scott Boras is a troubling sign. Boras is known for wanting to get "Yankee money" for his clients, and at this point, only the Yankees and Red Sox can offer that to multiple people at a time. It's because they have TV networks, something the Phils, being boxed in by New York, Pittsburgh (lol, okay, maybe not Pittsburgh if you're talking strictly baseball) and DC, can't really afford to have a profitable TV network. Ideally, I'd love to convince Chase Utley, Jimmy Rollins and Ryan Howard to restructure their deals and then get rid of some albatross salaries, maybe unload Joe Blanton and Raul Ibanez on other teams, which would give us some wiggle room to re-sign Werth and maybe go after Cliff Lee (who is rumored to want to come back here at a discounted rate, which would give us the best rotation in baseball history, even if we had the decomposing corpse of Abner Doubleday himself as our fifth starter) as well. That would be nice. You know what else would be nice though? Me convincing my wife to have a threesome with Scarlett Johannsen. Not.Gonna.Happen.

So with realism in play here, the odds of bringing Werth back are increasingly slim. If I were Amaro, I'd pay the man, but I also understand that the Yankees are going to look to overbid for any marquee free agent out there. Ditto the Red Sox, who didn't even MAKE the playoffs. Therefore, there needs to be some kind of contingency plan for a right-handed bat to stick into the lineup to replace Werth. I've heard Magglio Ordonez as an option. That seems to be the best option, but then again, nothing compares... no-THING compares tooooooooooo Werth. Oh wait, ahem, sorry to go all Sinead on you, but it's going to be a hard sell for anyone but Werth in rightfield next spring, even if it is wunderkind super prospect Domonic Brown, who was okay in his limited duty this year.

The second thing that needs to be addressed is the top of the lineup, I think. Rollins has been injured a lot since winning the MVP in 2007. While Rollins isn't the prototypical leadoff hitter since he's about as patient as a teenage virgin on a hot date, he makes up for his OBP shortcomings with a high SLG. Shane Victorino at the top of the lineup is like Rollins at the plate, only not as good. Therefore, it's imperative that Rollins gets right. A lot of the spark that was missing from the top of the lineup came because no one got on base for Howard, who hit well in the NLCS (the only person in the lineup who did, really, aside from Werth). With our pitching, we have a chance to be dominant, but the offense has to come through.

Other than that, I see no reason why 2011 can't bring another World Championship to Philly. This team is going to be good next year, especially since we're going to get a full year out of Roy Oswalt. With him, Roy Halladay and Cole Hamels as our top three pitchers, I think the NL East is ours for the taking again. This might be the last year that everything's a foregone conclusion though, seeing as the Mets hired Sandy Alderson, which means they'll be good sooner rather than later. Still, there's no reason to get too down. However, that window is slowly closing, and it would have been nice to have had a World Title this year too...

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Follow Up on the Lesnar/Taker "Confrontation", Via the Observer

About as close as you're going to get to Taker/Lesnar
Photo Credit: AOL MMA Fanhouse/Ariel Helwani

Dave Meltzer had a more fleshed-out account of what happened at last Saturday's UFC event where Undertaker and Brock Lesnar seemed to have a confrontation after Lesnar's KO loss to Cain Velasquez. Apparently, this was not something offered up on the fly, and at least Taker and Lesnar planned on it happening. The timing was pretty key though, as they didn't really plan for it to be on professionally shot videotape. Ariel Helwani was just at the right place at the right time with his interview of Taker post-event.

Also, as I had suspected, there was no way that Dana White was going to let Lesnar do any kind of fighting, worked or shoot, outside the umbrella of UFC. I can't blame him since Lesnar, despite the loss, is his biggest heavyweight draw, but this would put the kibosh on any talk of Lesnar returning to the WWE even for one night (which is all he would come back for... a huge reason why he left WWE was that he hated the travel schedule). However, if the price was right, he would appear as a referee for a potential WrestleMania match with Taker facing off against Kane or RED BELLY Wade Barrett. Both are obvious choices given recent history.

However, all the Internet chatter about Lesnar returning to WWE in a worker role is just that, chatter. Lesnar is not coming back to WWE in any capacity for the time being outside of a one-off non-wrestling spot for a big payday. If he ever did come back, it would probably be after his MMA marketability has died (which could be a decade since even Ken Shamrock still gets work with rinky-dink foreign companies that can promise a PPV payday), and he'd probably get a schedules that would make the one Taker is on now and the one Shawn Michaels was on before his retirement look strenuous.

News source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter

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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Your Chikara Wrestler of the Day: Sugar Dunkerton

It's Chikara Week, so here's your Chikara Wrestler of the Day:

One-half of The Throwbacks

Sugar Dunkerton is the mack-daddy, old-school pimpingest playa in all Chikaraland. Like an ABA All-Star waltzing out of a time warp right into the Chikara ring, the tall-afroed wrestling wiz not only believes he can fly, he definitely can. He also successfully integrated "Pants on the Ground" into a wrestling match and did not look like a tool doing it. I'm not sure, but I think that qualifies for automatic entry into the Observer Hall of Fame.

He's also hella chill out of the ring too. Him and his bro, Dasher Hatfield, are always quick to talk to fans, and the dude is one of the best wrestling Twitters you can follow. Mad props for the ballingest baller in professional wrestling today.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein - Please visit his site to view the plentiful amounts of pictures he's taken for DGUSA, ROH and other indie feds: Get Lost Photography

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King of the Ring to Return

King William Regal
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Via Dot Net

November 29th's RAW was announced earlier as being a three-hour show, which led many to speculate that it was a potential Slammy Award RAW, along with two other three-hour RAWs announced in that time frame. Well, that's not the case. The show, emanating from the Spectrum CoreStates First Union Wachovia Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, will host the King of the Ring tournament.

This is good news, as I'm a mark for tournaments, and I always thought KotR got a bad rap as a PPV not because of the concept, but because of the poor booking decisions that the WWF/E made for their Kings. Bret Hart, Steve Austin, Kurt Angle and Brock Lesnar were all great choices, but Mabel? Billy Gunn? C'mon son.

Anyway, the last time it was held, William Regal won and then promptly got hit with a Wellness violation. Whoever wins this tourney hopefully has better luck than Regal, but I will echo what Dot Net said and agree that the WWE's talent field is pretty deep and worthy of having a tournament such as this. My early, unfounded and unsubstantiated pick to win a month out is Alberto del Rio, by the way.

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Mike Quackenbush as an All-Timer

Quack
Mike Quackenbush is Chikara's elder statesman. Along with Reckless Youth, he founded the Wrestle Factory and the fed itself back in 2002, and has both trained wrestlers for and competed in the American lucha libre fed since its inception. While he may not be a household name, he's definitely one of the most important figures in indie wrestling in the last decade. It's hard to think of anyone who's meant as much to a fed as Quack has meant to Chikara, and he definitely deserves mention as one of the most influential indie wrestling figures of that time period. However, what about overall, all-time? I know it sounds asinine, but give it consideration.

With the boom in the indies, a whole new generation of wrestlers have come up making waves in feds that don't have the initials WWE, TNA, WCW or ECW (the last of which was the king of indies) and a new generation of wrestling fans has been raised into thinking that what happens in these small arenas, bingo halls, VFWs and community centers isn't just a bunch of has-beens and never-will-bes spinning wheels and getting nowhere. Real, tangible influence comes from feds like ROH, PWG and yes, Chikara.

That's why when you look at guys who are influential in wrestling nowadays, you can't just stop at the WWE or TNA. The indies may not draw as much as the big-time feds, but they do create awareness for the stars of tomorrow as well as provide templates for future successes in bigger feds. So that's where Quack's argument comes in. He's been booking one of the most cutting-edge feds in the US for nine years now, and guys who've come through his promotion have moved on, bringing ideas with them. Not to mention, he's one of the best wrestlers on the scene right now and has been for awhile.

Then again, Chikara really hasn't started drawing on a serious level in the indies even until now, and of all the Chikara alums out there, it can be argued that only Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli have really moved onto bigger and better things in the indies. Plus, as I've said before, Quack isn't the main attraction when it comes to a Chikara card, it's a team effort. He's just the sensei.

Yeah, it's a flimsy argument, but at the same time, I don't think Quack deserves his day in the sun, some credit for surviving on a scene that can swallow feds up and spit them out. I don't think he's a guy you put in the top 50 all-time, but if you're talking about a guy who's an important figure on the wrestling scene today, he's definitely one of the heavy-hitters.

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Wrestlespective 10/27 Power Poll: Goal Kane, Assist Nexus

My ballot's bookends
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Welcome to yet another edition of the Wrestlespective Power Poll, a poll ranking wrestlers on a weekly basis based on how awesomely they performed or were portrayed on a Tuesday-to-Monday cycle. It is voted by a who's-who of wrestling bloggers, including my blogging Theodore Broosevelt, PizzaBodySlam. I will list the top ten, and then post and comment on my ballot. Here goes:

1. Kane (Last week: 6)
2. RED BELLY Wade Barrett (1)
3. Daniel Bryan (3)
4. Randy Orton (3)
5. John Cena (7)
6. Edge (4)
7. The Miz (5)
8. Jeff Hardy (8)
9. Dolph Ziggler (NR)
10. The Big Show (2)

And here's my ballot!

1. Daniel Bryan - You don't have two MOTY-candidates that may end up being favorites by the time it's all said and done on consecutive nights, win them both, and not get the top spot on the list.

2. Eddie Kingston - He had an impressive Chikara weekend, winning Cibernetico Saturday and defeating Tim Donst on Sunday. You know I love giving props to indie standouts up in heeeyah.

3. Kane - With an assist from the Nexus, Kane got the third straight PPV victory over his "brother" Undertaker. Not too shabby.

4. RED BELLY Wade Barrett - He's been on fire out of the ring lately, and in the ring, he's still improving. He put the clamps on John Cena's budding Tag Title reign with David Otunga, as a (DQ) win over Randy Orton and helped get what he wanted for Survivor Series by giving Cena a (DQ) win on RAW.

5. Edge - One of the survivors on the Bragging Rights team, Edge had a really good match with Punk on Smackdown.

6. Rey Mysterio - The other survivor on the Bragging Rights team, he also was good in his match, the six-man opener, on Smackdown

7. The Miz - His kayfabe week was mixed, but the guy had another strong promo at the top of RAW and is generally one of the best overall guys in the company at present time.

8. John Cena - I like seeing him in his new role, but he could perform better in it. That being said, he turned in a strong RAW match with Randy Orton despite the matchup being something we've seen a billion times before.

9. Goldust - Props for the bizarre one on making his first PPV match in seven years.

10. Dolph Ziggler - The guy can flat out work, and he was as much a part of making the BR and RAW matches with Bryan good as Bryan was.

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The Best Moves Ever: Jig 'n Tonic

Your Chikara Week Best-Move-Ever comes to you via one of the Chikara originals, Jigsaw. Jig has made a name for himself not just in Chikara, but throughout the land as one of the premier in-ring guys you may or may not have heard of, and it's because of stuff like this, the Jig 'n Tonic, which is a modified Beach Break into a pin combo. This is an impressive head-drop finisher, but the best I've seen it done was actually part of a combo at King of Trios, when it was Mike Quackenbush performing it with Jigsaw coming off the top to spike the move down with a double stomp on one of the Young Bucks. Absolutely brutal. I don't have video of that, so this will just have to do.



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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Wrestling Six Packs: Six Must-Get Chikara DVDs from the Last Two Years

From one of the DVDs you HAVE to get

I talk about Chikara here all the time. You can get a good idea of what goes on in the fed just by reading this blog, yeah, but you have to see to believe. Now, I can't recommend you Chikara shows from before I started following; that would just be disingenuous. However, I can tell you which shows you need to watch from the last two years that would maximize your viewing pleasure and get you somewhat up to speed about what Chikara is all about. Here are six DVDs you can buy through Smart Mark that will give you a good idea.

1. King of Trios 2009

This was my first exposure to Chikara, and quite frankly, I think it's a great launching point for anyone who wants to get into the fed. It has a nice mix of regulars, domestic guest stars and imports, the perfect sort of mix for any Chikara virgin to dip into. Of course, the structure of the weekend is high drama. The highlights you want to watch for are the Rey de Voladores qualifier that featured Kota Ibushi, Nick Jackson, Jigsaw and El Generico, an epic dance off between Greg Excellent and Trauma of da Soul Touchaz, Chuck Taylor tapping Bryan Danielson in the finale, and especially Johnny Saint playing the Philadelphia crowd like the crafty Brit he is.

2. Aniversario Yang

The big event on this card was a lucha de apuesta between that ranks among the hottest and most tension-filled matches you'll ever see. Even though you kinda figured that Chuck Taylor and Icarus were going to lose their hair before the match began (no way they were unmasking the Colony), they still did a great job of keeping you on the edge of your seat. They also did a little foreshadowing for the BDK angle with the debut of Carpenter Ant and a very good, very physical match between Claudio Castagnoli and Eddie Kingston.

3. Hiding in Plain Sight

You need to get this DVD if just for two matches. The first is maybe my personal match of the year from last year, Claudio Castagnoli and Bryan Danielson wrestling Jigsaw and Mike Quackenbush. If you're a fan of great wrestling, no matter what style, you'll love this match. Or better yet, if you don't like this match, then I suggest you drop the whole wrestling fan thing and pick up something like, I don't know, Shakespearean theater or something. The second match is the big 10-man match with 2.0 and the UnStable taking on Colt Cabana, Green and Carpenter Ants, Dasher Hatfield and Lince Dorado, which is on the total opposite end of the "serious" scale and where a baseball game broke out in the middle of a wrestling match. The rest of the show is good too, including an outstanding Campeonatos de Parejas match between the Colony and the Osirian Portal, antics from Frightmare that endeared him to me and others and a decent women's match between Sara del Rey and Ariel, but yeah, the double rainbow are the two first matches described.

4. Three-Fisted Tales

Obviously, you want to get this to see how the formation of BDK with the crazy brawl at the end and all the reveals. This was sort of the culmination of a whole year of build as well as a new beginning for 2010. It also featured Player Dos of the Super Smash Bros. delivering a German suplex of Lince Dorado into the steps that was among the sickest bumps ever perpetrated by anyone onto anyone else. Maybe that's why Lince joined the BDK.

5. King of Trios 2010

When I tell you this was the greatest wrestling experience I ever had, it was the greatest wrestling experience I ever had. It was lighter in guest appearances than 2009, but the Chikara natives did more than their fair share to hold up their end of the bargain. Furthermore, the guest stars they did bring in, especially Christopher Daniels, Matt Classic and Daisuke Sekimoto, augmented the card to levels that made it THE event of the year. What you want to look out for here are the main events of nights 2 and 3, especially night 2. The Colony taking on the BDK in both matches had off-the-charts heat, and them beating the "B-team" of Tim Donst, Lince Dorado and Pinkie Sanchez was seriously the biggest pop that I've ever seen in my entire life.

6. Chikarasaurus Rex: King of Show

Minus the abomination of a "match" between Shingo and Equinox, this was a fantastic meshing between Chikara and Dragon Gate USA. The main event was an incredible display of athleticism and lucharesu at its finest, but the best match on the card featured five Chikara originals and a visiting Drake Younger, who pulled out some of the sickest white-boy dance moves I have ever witnessed in my life. The match, which saw Younger team up with the Osirian Portal against the UnStable in a brutal brawl.

* - Both King of Trios events are three DVD sets... still, they're both well worth it. BELIEVE THAT, PLAYA.

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Chikara: A Team Effort

Seven members of the team
There are a lot of fans who watch wrestling or go to cards because of singular wrestlers. I'm like that sometimes; the big reason why I started going to ROH HDNet tapings last year was because I wanted to go see Bryan Danielson, and yeah, Danielson was the same reason why I considered buying Bragging Rights. Usually though, I go on rep of the fed, although a lot of people do buy tickets, DVDs or PPVs because of certain guys.

By and large though, that's not how it is with Chikara. From my experience of talking to people at events or online, people dig Chikara regardless of who's appearing at the show. That could be an unfair analysis, as any fan of any fed is going to be like that. Okay, I get it, but looking at the roster top to bottom, there really isn't that one person who stands out as a guy or gal who brings in the crowds. Yeah, there's Mike Quackenbush, Eddie Kingston and Claudio Castagnoli, guys who are proven names around the indies, but I still feel like the name on the marquee is bigger than any one guy in the fed.

This is not a slight against them in the least though. Looking at the appeal of the fed, it's the cast of characters, the patchwork that the entire cast weaves together, it's a great synergy. With Chikara, the whole is greater than the sum of the parts.

For example, you get the main angle with the BDK with your serious stuff. You have super-high-flying with Helios. Dasher Hatfield, Los Ice Creams and the like with comic relief. The guest stars for the most part don't come in to big time the roster, but to meld with the roster for that one night. It's very rare that you go to a Chikara show and you don't feel enriched by the entire show, unless it happens to be Chikarasaurus Rex and have Shingo just take a figurative dump all over Equinox. No, I'm still not bitter.

There are going to be singular, iconic and iconoclastic stars in wrestling. Chikara, even when it does attract those kinds of stars, integrates them into the show to the point where the fed, the TEAM, is the attraction. That's the best part, Chikara is a team, and it shows in the production of each card. When you have that, you have something special.

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It's Time to Count Dolph Ziggler Among the WWE's Elite Workers

Ziggler
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I just got done watching the Dolph Ziggler/Daniel Bryan match from Bragging Rights. Wow. It lived up to the hype laid down by the Internet at large. You'd think that it would have, given that the former-Bryan Danielson is pretty much one of the best, if not the best wrestler alive right now. However, I think anyone who wants to lay this match and the subsequent rematch last night on RAW squarely at the feet of the American Dragon is really missing the big picture. What made both matches epic in scale is that Ziggler can go blow-for-blow with a guy like Bryan.

I noticed it first last year, at the beginning of the year on RAW, when Ziggler had his debut match under his current name against Batista. It was a really fun. Then there was SummerSlam last year, when he and Rey Mysterio arguably had the best match in the WWE in 2009. Then he had a bunch of really good Superstars matches, carried Kofi Kingston to some nice matches on Smackdown and here we are. The proof is right there. Ziggler is for real.

We judge elite workers for their ability to have great matches with workers of all ability, right? Ziggler's done that, and he's done that for 18 months now. That might not be as long as the 10 years that Danielson has been in the public eye or even the 8 or so years that Cena has spent in the WWE, but in terms of ability, you have to count Ziggler among the best in the company. He's only going to get better as well.

So while we all marvel in the Ziggler/Bryan matches from the last two nights, let's not act surprised here. Dolph Ziggler is the real deal, and at least I expected that match to steal the night at Bragging Rights. Now, maybe you guys will all start to expect the same too.

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Your Chikara Wrestler of the Day: STIGMA

It's Chikara Week, so here's your Chikara Wrestler of the Day:

The Former Shayne Storm

STIGMA is perhaps the guy in the UnStable who looks like he smells the least-worst. That's kind of a compliment. He used to be a guy named Shayne Storm with a psycho-clown match who was best buds with Mike Quackenbush. In fact, the two earned three points that they've never cashed in, because Quack went apeshit on him before they got their match. The reason? Oh, nothing, just Storm giving away the counter to the Chikara Special, an ultra-exclusive move taught to only tecnicos at the Wrestle Factory, to Chris Hero.

Anyway, I tried starting a chant for STIGMA at Cibernetico, but it didn't take. However, Icarus got a chant. What world do we live in where Icarus gets a chant and STIGMA doesn't? STIGMA's way less offensive!

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Happy Birthday to CM Punk from TWB and... MTV???

For your birthday, Punk, you get a big, big, big picture
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CM Punk (full name: Chick Magnet Punk) turns 32 today. If there is a consensus on who the best all-around wrestling personality is today, Punk would be guy closest to unifying that crowd. In honor of his birthday, I present to you birthday wishes from... MTV???questionmark

Yep.

See, Punk transcends all boundaries and even got MTV to stop ignoring music and creating terrible reality television shows for long enough to wish him a happy birthday. PUNK IS A UNIFIER!

Of course, Punk gave us a present last night with his commentary. I can't believe the balls he had with his line about William Regal being Daniel Bryan's real trainer and Shawn Michaels just taking $3,000 dollars from him, but it was awesome. I mean, who else would do that? Matt Striker? It sounds like something he might say, but I think he saves his snarky remarks for Jerry Lawler.

Anyway, happy birthday to the man, the myth, the straight edge legend, CM Punk! Hope he has a good one with lots of Pepsi and sweet Diva pussy.

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Stand Up for Submission Wrestling!

More of this, please!
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The WWE's self-serving Stand Up for WWE campaign hasn't taken over the program as most of us feared it would, but it's still there and kind of annoying to me. I've made it a point to zone them out when they come on the TV or FF through them on my DVR. Fair enough. However, while watching the excellent Daniel Bryan/Dolph Ziggler match last night, I saw a far more worthy cause spring up before my eyes. It was right around when Bryan locked Ziggler in that Mexican surfboard stretch/Romero special, and then modified it with a chinlock. You know I'm a mark for good submission wrestling, and yet really, who are guys who have submission moves that are over? Bryan, Ziggler, Alberto del Rio, Chris Masters, John Cena and the Undertaker? That's six guys. You could stretch it out to include CM Punk and the Harts, but the Harts really aren't over, and Punk hasn't used the Anaconda Vice regularly in so long that it's just a nostalgia pop when he locks it on. So in essence, only 10 percent of the roster has a submission move that's over. For a company that regularly tries to book I Quit matches (including one last month with three guys where only one of the competitors had an over submission) and tried to do a PPV based around submissions last year, that's wholly unacceptable.

So, because submission wrestling is important to me, I'm going to stand up and start my own campaign. Unlike Stand up for WWE, this one won't end with Linda McMahon's Senate campaign next week. I want you to stand up with me, to Stand Up For Submission Wrestling! There are several reasons why you should do this with me.

1 - Submissions are unfairly maligned in mainstream wrestling by being made too effective. That might be a baffling sentence, but hear me out. Tapping out is often put over as a humiliating way to lose a match. It is used as a point of humiliation by faces over heels, and heels are often forced to sell "You tapped out!" chants like they were being accused of being cowardly, effeminate or something else embarrassing. What good does this serve? In MMA, aka "real wrestling", tapping out of a hold you can't escape is seen as great strategy. If that were the case in pro wrestling, it would put the guy executing the hold over even more, that he's a master of doing submissions so much that the guy in the hold realizes he can't escape as a point of strategy.

2 - Submissions by and large are safe moves to perform. You hear of guys getting injured on back suplexes and bumps to the outside all the time, but when was the last time you saw someone get hurt on an abdominal stretch or an Anaconda Vice? Yeah, if a submission hold is misapplied, or applied in a shooty manner, it can injure a guy, but they're safer than most flat back and sharp neck bumps almost 100 percent of the time.

3 - Submission moves help to vary up match finishes. Cena has two ways to end a match, but who else does? When you're a top-line main eventer, you need to have more than one way to end a match because you're going to have multiple matches with other main eventers. This is one place where puroresu has it over American pro wrestling; guys have more than one finisher. Now, I don't expect Randy Orton to develop shit like RKO '10 or Punt II, but would it be that difficult to give him a legit finishing submission hold, like maybe a Dragon sleeper (since the RKO, the Punt and his stump DDT, which TWB superfan Butch Rosser has said should be named the "IEDDT" all target the head and neck)? What if Miz and John Morrison had over submission holds in time for Hell in a Cell? Maybe their match with Bryan wouldn't have been such a foregone conclusion.

4 - Submission holds are a great way to flesh out matches, give announcers time to talk about what's going on in the match and about overarching angles and set a pace for a match that helps keep both guys from getting blown up or by telling a better story. Some people like to denigrate mid-level submissions by calling them restholds. That's bullshit. They're only restholds when done by guys who can't work or who use them as a crutch or use them way too much to the point where the match drags rather than flows. Not mentioning any names *cough*Orton*cough*

5 - Finally, submission moves are just plain cool. I mean, how else can I put it? It's great to see guys get twisted into different contortions, having limbs and extremities get worked in new and creative ways.

Now that I've laid out why submission wrestling is awesome and deserves a better rap than it has, I need to lay out what we all need to do to promote this campaign! What I will do is post one or two threads a week highlighting submission wrestling, maybe detailing creative moves or guys who work submission wrestling into their games. What do I need you to do? If you're a blogger, work more submission appreciation into your entries each week! If you're a reader who's on Facebook, Twitter or other social media, promote Stand Up For Submission Wrestling with all your wrestling-related friends. In fact, if you're on Twitter, use this hashtag:

#StandUp4SubmissionWrestling

Yeah, this might seem silly, but if enough of us raise our voices to try and get submission wrestling noticed, maybe we'll get some change on all levels. I mean, as much as we all love EVOLVE, ROH and other indie feds for their in-ring, there can be a tendency towards fast-paced matches with SPOTZ~! and head-dropping to the max. No matter what level of wrestling is out there, it can never have enough submission wrestling.

Stand with me! Stand up for submission wrestling!

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Monday, October 25, 2010

Instant Feedback: Encore! Encore!

When was the last time that two guys went out on consecutive telecasts and had a stellar match each time? I couldn't tell you even now because I didn't watch Bragging Rights, but if Daniel Bryan and Dolph Ziggler had half as good a match tonight as they did last night, then last night's match was probably epic win defined. Seriously, Bryan has done his best to up the in-ring game of the WWE since getting there, having standout matches with Miz, Sheamus and now Ziggler, and it's been a wild ride. I could see those two wrestle every night for the next 100.

Speaking of matches that might have happened 100 times already, Randy Orton and John Cena again headlined RAW, which elicited a groan from me. However, the crowd was into it, so I give the wrestlers for getting the crowd involved and Green Bay for being a generally good crowd all night. The main event angle, with Cena either crowning Wade Barrett as Champion and being freed or counting a pin for Orton and getting fired, is pretty interesting, but I would have liked to have seen it stretched out a little more. Like I said last night, it seems like they blew through three PPV cycles worth of story material so quickly, which on the surface seems okay, but when you look and see the six week span containing three PPVs instead of the normal 12-13 week one, the effects of compression are taking their toll on the story. There was enough material to last until the Rumble. Instead, load gets blown at Survivor Series. Sigh.

Speaking of missteps with the Nexus, I would have preferred them going to Freebird Rules with the title, or finding some other way to build up Starscream heat between David Otunga and Barrett than shitting on the Tag Titles again. Honestly, it's unacceptable that you treat any title like this, even if it is par for the course for the WWE nowadays. People want to care about title straps, no matter what the TV writers in the front office want to delude McMahon into thinking.

Regardless of those missteps, I thought RAW was strong tonight. Anchored by an outstanding undercard match and a solid main event, it also had some strong promo work from Miz, a surprising-to-some (but not me) rebuttal from Eve Torres and some great commentary work from CM Punk during the Bryan/Ziggler match. There was also the whole Sheamus/Santino thing, which I didn't hate but didn't love either. If this doesn't end with Sheamus killifying Santino and seguing into a feud with John Morrison, I'm going postal, although I fear commenter reader will already be breaking plates in his house thanks to his delicious hatred of JoMo.

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This Week in DVR: Wrestling as a Centerpiece

Tyler Black's Final Televised ROH Match

I watched what I couldn't watch live on my DVR this week. Here's what stood out:

Matches:

Davey Richards vs. Tyler Black on ROH on HDNet - A lot of people were really pimping the hell out of this match. I liked how the entire HDNet hour was built around it. I liked that they made a big deal out of a match, and yes, I did like the match for what it was. However, I feel like it dragged a bit too much for me to give it the high praise that it was getting online. Again, Black needs to be in there with a guy like Bryan Danielson or Nigel McGuinness to be effective. Richards was reined in, but it still felt boring in spots. It was good enough to make the honor roll though. They made it feel special. They made Black leaving seem like a big deal and then that put Richards' win over that much more.

AJ Styles (c) vs. The Pope, TNA Television Championship Street Fight on Impact - This is on the honor roll for what happened before the ending rather than when Abyss came out and fucked things up. It was a pretty good street fight, with AJ Styles really playing up the prick heel role. Any match that has someone locking in a fishhook is alright by me. The end ruined it though. Fuck these bookers.

CM Punk vs. Edge on Smackdown - This was a very good free TV match with a smart use of a DQ finish. Punk worked over Edge's gut (which he was no-selling by the time the post-match brawl came about, but I'll forgive that since the match was over), and Edge had some smart counters. Punk is the best all-around wrestler in the world right now, and maybe the best in-ring guy not named Bryan Danielson in the WWE. He led Edge by the nose and Edge did keep up for the most part.

Shows

ROH on HDNet - I liked this show a lot in that it was an hour-long paean to a wrestling match. While that may seem trivial to the people who hate the idea of wrestling as sport, I think for ROH it works. They're supposed to be the brand that is all about the in-ring, so why not go balls out and tell the story about how Davey Richards is seeking respect and closure, and Tyler Black is having none of it. Richards had to insult Black's pride to get what he wanted, and the story that was told by the match, while not the best match I've seen even on HDNet, hit the spot.

Superstars - Well, the good was that we had three okay matches this week and they actually tried to tie an angle in with the recap adn PPV rundown. The bad was that each match was fatally flawed enough that they were all kept out of the honor roll. The opening match really only had one standout performer in Kozlov, the middle match had William Regal do his best to carry Darren Young, but Young's greenness be too much, and the main event had too much MVP slopping up the joint. Still, you're not going to get a great show every week.

Impact - Seriously, how can you have non-finishes or fuck finishes to most of your main matches every week and expect people to take the product seriously? Everything's overbooked, and the reality TV element goes way too overboard to try and get me to care about anything. Also, Katie Lea Burchill debuting as someone only Angelina Love can see? BEYOND LAME. Not a strong episode, but they only really have a few strong episodes a year.

Smackdown - Smackdown always seems to have a much stronger go-home show for the PPV than RAW because it's mostly built around wrestling matches and building heat for PPV blowoffs that way. This close to the PPV, those snippets of confrontation in the ring do the best to whet the appetite. However, knowing what I knew about Bragging Rights (having aired the night before I watched SD), it felt a bit anti-climactic to have Smackdown whitewash RAW. I would have booked it a little more evenly, or at the very least had more than just one match with a DQ or countout finish. Still, it was a strong show, punctuated by solid wrestling and a few good promo segments. By the way, I laughed out loud at Layla's Jim Neidhart get up.

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Don't Hold Your Breath for Lesnar vs. Undertaker

I'll bet any money that this match will NOT happen at WM
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What former employee could return to WWE and immediately spark interest in the product just by wrestling in a match? Two names come to mind, and they are The Rock and Brock Lesnar. Rocky has intimated that he wants to come back at least once, although it might not be to wrestle in a match. I mean, his movie career has him busier than a bee on speed, and odds are, there isn't a time when he's not busy shooting. Movie producers seem to frown upon their premiums going through the roof on a star who decides to participate in a potentially dangerous activity like wrestling in a WWE ring. That leaves Lesnar as the one guy who could come back for a one-off match that would draw some money, and wouldn't you know it, the dirtsheets are abuzz with talk that he's doing just that at WrestleMania 27 in Atlanta against Undertaker.

If you missed the Weekend Wrap-Up this morning, I'll give you the condensed version here. Ariel Helwani of MMA Fanhouse for AOL interviewed Taker, who was at the UFC bout on Saturday. Lesnar, having just been knocked out for his UFC World Heavyweight Championship by Cain Velasquez, walked by him, which caused Taker to ask him "You wanna go?" What was thought of as a shoot at first quickly turned into an assumed work on the part of Taker when it was leaked that Vince McMahon had put feelers out to Lesnar's camp about him doing a one-off against the Dead Man at the Granddaddy of Them All.

This set off a lot of red flags for me. For one, Undertaker's streak at WrestleMania is among the most sacred things in all the WWE, even better protected than some titles. Lesnar would not come in to job. No way. If he signed on for a match, you know he was going to win. It would kill UFC buyrates to have Lesnar, their biggest draw, lose in a staged match, no matter how "fake" everyone knows wrestling is.

Seriously, Dana White is the new model of Vince McMahon, and he's not going to let McMahon out-McMahon him unless it meant something in the long run, and quite frankly, Lesnar appearing at WrestleMania to wrestle ANYONE would only benefit McMahon. UFC is arguably the largest and most profitable combat sports brand in the country, and whether McMahon or White want to admit it or not, they're direct competitors, even if the products they offer are vastly different. I mean, they compete for the same PPV dollar, and MMA is arguably what pro wrestling would have been if it were real all along.

So then, either Undertaker's career gets ended by Lesnar, or the WWE throws out their trump card for drawing big numbers at WM when the title match just doesn't have the same oomph as it does in other years. Plus, despite how Lesnar left the company and how bad the taste that was left in many fans' mouths (mine included), you know that people aren't going to pay for a PPV with the expectation that Lesnar loses. No way. Although the matchup with Taker brings intrigue, it's a lose-lose in the end for the WWE. Either they blow Taker's streak for someone who isn't going to be around in even a month, or they disenchant x-amount of new fans who buy the event just to see Brock Lesnar.

If I were McMahon, I would change direction quick if I wanted Lesnar at WM. Put him against Cena, put him against Big Show, SOMEONE who'd do the job and look good doing it. But I'd also be very prepared to fail at luring Lesnar into a WM payday, at least for this year. There'll be a time when Lesnar enters Chuck Liddell/washed-up territory. Now's not that time. He's got at least a year before he gets there from what I'm hearing from guys who know MMA way, way better than I do (and that's nearly anyone who's ever ordered a UFC PPV). Not this year Vince. Not this year.

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Your Chikara Wrestler of the Day: UltraMantis Black

It's Chikara Week, so here's your Chikara Wrestler of the Day:

THE ALMIGHTY AND POWERFUL ULTRAMANTIS BLACK

UltraMantis Black is an original graduate of the Chikara Wrestle Factory and a participant in the fed since its inception. He wrestles, commentates, rouses rabble, Tweets and does other evil things. He's a Vegan, making him the second most famous Vegan in all professional wrestling after the well-oiled wrestling machine known as Daniel Bryan.

UltraMantis Black is also the leader of the Order of the Neo-Solar Temple, of which I am a proud follower. ALL HAIL THE GREAT AND DEVIOUS ULTRAMNTIS BLACK! RUDOS!

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The Ultimate Chikara Special Guest Would Be...

Don't you ever, evverrrrrr doubt this choice
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TWB Super-friend and Chikara superfan Ziasaurus Hiltey and I were discussing who might end up being Vökoder this time around. I had said jokingly that Chris Jericho was really Hydra. We laughed it off, but it gave me this idea. What if Chris Jericho did do a one-off appearance for Chikara before he re-upped with WWE and made his grand return? How sweet would that be?

Now, before you start poo-pooing the idea, saying that Jericho would never deign himself to appear in an indie fed smaller than even ROH featuring green luchadors, and even if he would, Chikara wouldn't be able to afford him. The former part, I'm not sure about, but the latter part is a stone cold lock. No way Chikara would be able to afford Chris Jericho's asking price unless Lionheart made a lionhearted gesture and appeared for a slashed rate. That's realism. However, there is no part of wild dreams, fantasy or imagination that involves realism. That's why it's called fantasy booking. And in the ultimate fantasy booking, Chris Jericho is the ideal guest star to appear for the American lucha libre federation.

Firstly, Jericho has the sense of humor and range of character needed to succeed in Chikara. Early Jericho showed him at his funny, cocky best. He'd mesh well as a rudo against the young, hungry faces of the promotion. He'd play a great tecnico coming in as a dream match candidate for evil or just plain jerky wrestlers like Claudio Castagnoli, Chuck Taylor or even a tecnico-tecnico match against Mike Quackenbush. Finally, he has the comedic chops to take part in the comedy routines that tend to break out during some Chikara matches. For a guy like Jericho who's been restrained for most of his career in terms of pure joking or levity (and for good reason, by the way), the release of being able to horse around and get paid for it in the ring might produce prime entertainment.

Secondly, Jericho, even now, is still a phenomenal wrestler (shut up, Dylan) and can still do the lucha/cruiserweight thing if needed, even if it's in limited doses. Jericho would produce phenomenal matches with the upper crust of Chikara workers, and he would be able to lead the greener guys by the nose and produce memorable matches that would help elevate the youngsters as well as give them experience from one of the most seasoned pros in the world right now. Imagine some of the potential matchups here. I would sell my left kidney for a chance to see Jericho take on Quack. I mean, I get goosebumps thinking about what those two can do in the ring together. Jericho vs. Claudio or against Eddie Kingston would be great matches too, although they'd be more contrasting styles matches. Still, given Y2J's time in WWE, he'd know how to handle them. Even matches against guys like Helios, Colin Delaney, Dasher Hatfield or UltraMantis Black would be awesome in their own way. Jericho has been all around the world and wrestled in every style, and Chikara is sort of a melting pot of wrestling styles, even if lucha is the prevailing influence.

There are bigger stars out there. I mean, John Cena would be an amazing score for Chikara, but given his status as the antichrist of wrestling by some smarks, do you think he'd really go over well in Chikara? Maybe, but I doubt it. Kurt Angle might be a nice get as well, but he doesn't really have the cache that Jericho has nowadays. Think about it, what other wrestler out there would get the Internet as unified as it would get in excitement for an indie appearance? Chris Jericho is the first name that comes to mind (CM Punk and Bryan Danielson are both products of the indies and thus don't count).

I know it'll never happen, but it's fun to dream. Who knows, if Facebook can get Betty White to host Saturday Night Live, then maybe the blogging community can get Jericho in Chikara. A guy can dream, can't he?

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Weekend Wrap-Up: IT'S CHIKARA WEEK!

Your new #1 contenders to the CdP
- In the second half of a Chikara weekend doubleheader, Sunday's show in Hamden saw the BDK return to their winning ways as both the ladies of the Bruderschaft (over the Super Smash Bros.), Tursas and Pinkie Sanchez (over Mike Quackenbush and Jigsaw) and the Campeones de Parejas of $wi$$ Money Holding (over the Osirian Portal) won their matches. Interestingly enough, Sara del Rey and Daizee Haze's win earned them their third point, which puts them straight on a collision course with Ares and Claudio Castagnoli. Also on the card, Grizzly Redwood scored an upset win over Dasher Hatfield, the UnStable of STIGMA and Vin Gerard defeated the Olsen Twins, Soldier Ant defeated Dragon Yuki and Frightmare and Hallowicked upended the FIST duo of Icarus (who got a very derogatory chant) and Johnny Gargano. The show got mixed reviews, in that it got positive reviews from regular joes such as A1 poster DocSavage and bad reviews from the folks at ChikaraFans who only follow the fed via spoilers and some of whom live abroad. Which means if you went to the show or aren't jaded, you'll love it if you get it on DVD.

- Before the show on Saturday in Easton got underway, Chikara held an open challenge for prospective students to their Wrestle Factory, with the winner getting a free tuition to the school. The name of the guy who won is Jordan, and according to referee extraordinaire and all around man of all seasons Bryce Remsburg, he's from Minnesota and was planning on moving out here anyway to pursue his dream of becoming a professional wrestler. I wish him the best of luck and look forward to seeing him in a Chikara ring in a year or two.

- As if you didn't have ENOUGH Chikara on your plate, this week will be Chikara Week! on TWB. Most of our features will be Chikara-related, as well as the analysis blogs concerning Chikara. It won't be all Chikara, all the time, but it'll be quite close to that.

- Oh yeah, the WWE held a PPV last night, the third in the last 6 weeks, although from the sounds of it, it was worth buying outside of the two title matches. As I had expected, Dolph Ziggler and Daniel Bryan tore the house down, eliciting a "This is awesome!" chant from the raucous Minneapolis crowd, which according to reports was loud and rowdy most of the night. Bryan got his third straight tapout win on PPV, which can only mean the WWE likes him, they really, really like him. Goldust and Ted DiBiase also had a standout match. No singles titles changed hands. Layla defeated Nattie Neidhart with an assist from Mrs. McTaker. Kane defeated Undertaker in a (ugh) Buried Alive match with an assist from Nexus, and Wade Barrett defeated Randy Orton via DQ when John Cena gave Barrett an Attitude Adjustment. Way to blow months of storytelling in a couple of weeks, guys. Seriously, either the bookers have ADD, or they think that the crowds do, because there's no reason for any of this to be happening yet. Oh yeah, Cena and David Otunga are the new Tag Team Champions, doing what they couldn't do back when Otunga guest hosted RAW. They beat Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre. Shame, because there's a lot of mileage in that pairing, and knowing the WWE, they're probably going to split them up with no fanfare. Ugh. In the actual Bragging Rights match, Smackdown won for the second straight year, with Rey Mysterio and Edge surviving for the team.

- Speaking of Undertaker, who's rumored to be going on the shelf with shoulder surgery, he was in the crowd at the big UFC card Saturday night, where Cain Velasquez knocked Brock Lesnar the fuck out. This wouldn't be important - wrestlers go to these things all the time and Taker is a huge MMA fan - except that there was a confrontation between Taker and Lesnar after the fight while Taker was being interviewed by AOL Fanhouse's Ariel Helwani. Here's the video:



Now, why would Taker have beef with Lesnar? Well, if you believe Dave Meltzer, it's not a legit beef and Vince McMahon has reached out to Lesnar to wrestle Taker at WrestleMania. Yep, Vince wants Lesnar to come back to job to Undertaker at WrestleMania. Not.Gonna.Happen. I'll have more on this later today, but yeah, no.

- Hurricane Shane Helms made his JAPW debut at Halloween Hell this past Saturday, and Jerry Lawler defeated Nick Gage in Jersey City. Also on the card's main event, Dan Maff defeated Brodie Lee. I'm not sure which belt (Maff is the JAPW Champ, Lee the NJ State Champ) if any was on the line, but I gotta give props to Brodie for double dipping both Chikara and JAPW even though he was jobbing on both cards.

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