So, Chyna Won an AVN

In better times...
Photo Credit: WWE.com

So, for those who don't know, pornography isn't just there for our masturbatory needs. They actually treat it like art and have awards. Last week, those awards, the AVNs, took place, and apparently, everyone's favorite wrestling hermaphrodite Chyna took home the award for Best Celebrity Tape. I haven't seen any of the tapes involved - if I were the type who would look at porn on the Internet, it would be through free, Youtube style sites - but really, I wasn't all that jazzed for Chyna when she was "attractive" and in Playboy. What would make anyone think I'd want to see her get rammed in the brown eye NOW? Then again, people's perversions are different, and what someone is attracted to is their own business.

That being said, I'm surprised she remembered winning, since apparently, she was a hot mess on the red carpet. Blog bro Burnsy had the 411 on her antics earlier in the week, so check it out if you haven't already. Either way, at least she's excelling in one area of her life, I guess. I don't know what's harder on the body, porn or wrestling, but given her choices, I'd be willing to bet Vivid treats their workers a little better than TNA does.