Well, it's Christmas Day, everyone, a day where Christians celebrate the birth of Jesus, non-Christians celebrate the joy of capitalism, and everyone should celebrate peace, love, and goodwill towards all men and women on Earth. It's also a time for miracles, and to commemorate, here is perhaps the greatest Yuletide miracle of them all, Santa Claus granting Hornswoggle the ability to talk:
In all seriousness, be thankful for what you have, spend time with your loved ones, and above all else, have a happy day.
