Friday, March 15, 2013

Friday Five: Animals in Wrestling

Better late than never!

1. What current wrestler could benefit most from having an animal valet?

2. Buy or sell: High Energy flopped in large part because Koko B. Ware was stripped of Frankie.

3. Would the Kennel from Hell match have worked better with better-trained dogs?

4. Buy or sell 2: No matter how benignly they were treated, PETA would flip shit if a WWE wrestler had an animal valet right now.

5. Who's your favorite animal-themed wrestler?

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  1. 1. What current wrestler could benefit most from having an animal valet?
    -Almost certainly Tensai, because, fuck it.

    2. Buy or sell: High Energy flopped in large part because Koko B. Ware was stripped of Frankie.
    -Buy buy buy

    3. Would the Kennel from Hell match have worked better with better-trained dogs?
    -Mr. Burns' hounds would have been perfect

    4. Buy or sell 2: No matter how benignly they were treated, PETA would flip shit if a WWE wrestler had an animal valet right now.
    -Buy. Those folks from PETA have a problem with catch-and-release fishing, so yeah, they probably wouldn't care for an animal as a valet.

    5. Who's your favorite animal-themed wrestler?
    -No question: Ernest "The Cat" Miller

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