Thursday, September 12, 2013

The Streams Have Crossed? OH NO

MARCHIE ARCHIE, NOOOOOOO!
Photo Credit: Stupefied/@stu_dos

This photograph was not taken from an alternate universe where RD Evans or Archibald Peck (I have trouble telling the two apart, to be quite frank) has joined WWE, nor is it from a bizarro land where Ryback has gone to Chikara. Sadly, Evans, according to accounts from the Smackdown tapings, is only a patsy for Ryback to use to further his "ZOMG I'M A BULLY" character.

OR IS IT? Maybe the time rift that is plaguing the Chikaraverse is bleeding over into WWE. Brandon has a detailed theory that WWE and Chikara are entangled in time, and you can listen about it on the latest episode of The Mandible Claw podcast with Danielle. Are we in the end times here? Will The Shield be outed as the top three officers in Condor Security? WILL TRIPLE H BURY WINK VAVASSEUR BY EATING A WHOLE BAG OF APPLES AND THEN PEDIGREEING HIM ON THE CORES? Well, we'll just have to wait and see. Until then, listen to the podcast, okay?