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So instead I fell asleep. Well, I didn't fall asleep during the show, but man, do I feel like it. As a television reality show, Total Divas has paled in comparison to the ridiculous heights of season one. I don't care about the characters except for Summer Rae. I am told that Summer Rae is awful, which is why I shouldn't care about her. There's not enough Sandra. There's way too many bad singles. Brie Bella isn't with Daniel Bryan nearly enough.
So, I have an announcement. After the two part finale (and partially influenced by the addition of new cast member Rosa 'I DON'T CARE' Mendes), I'm going to stop these recaps because I'm going to stop watching the show. If I don't like this, I don't want to force you to read me whining about this. After all, if I don't like something, why don't I recap something better? I feel like that would be a more honest way to actually make something entertaining for y'all to read. Oh, also Nikki Bella was married once. Happy week, everyone!