LIST-O-MANIA: Michael Elgin Has Beef

WHOM DOES ELGIN THINK IS A PIECE OF SHIT???
Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein

I was just trolling along Twitter Saturday, minding my own business, until I saw THIS tweet from indie wrestling superstar and serial pesterer of New Japan Pro Wrestling on social media Michael Elgin:

Even tho a real piece of shit is on the show tonight....come watch me do my thing @aawpro tonight in Pontiac.
— Michael Elgin (@ROHMichaelElgin) May 31, 2014

Such language! But regardless, Elgin has heat with someone, but who? All this subtweeting only makes a PRIVATE TWITTER DETECTIVE curious. I went on the investigative trail to see who Elgin could have a problem with.

• Ethan Page
• Rickey Shane Page
• Ellen Page
• Anna Paquin
• Hugh Jackman
• Patrick Stewart
• Ian McKellen
• Christopher Lee
• Hayden Christiansen
• Hayden Panettiere
• Wladimir Klitschko
• Vitaly Klitschko
• Evander Holyfield
• Mike Tyson
• "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
• The Rock
• Rocco Rock
• Johnny Grunge
• Bubba Ray Dudley
• D-Von Dudley
• Dances with Dudley
• Dudley Dudley
• Spike Dudley
• Spike Eskin
• Howard Eskin
• Suomi Eskin
• Teemu Selanne
• Ryan Getzlaf
• Bobby Ryan
• Brian Dawkins
• A tall wide receiver
• A new kicker
• MURDERLEG
• The Cincinnati Redlegs
• Bronson Arroyo
• Charles Bronson
• Clint Eastwood
• Imaginary Barack Obama sitting in a chair
• Barack Obama
• #BENGHAZI
• Hilary Clinton
• Bill Clinton
• Jerry Jones
• Tony Romo
• Carrie Underwood
• Kelly Clarkson
• Clay Aiken
• Al Franken
• Jesse "The Body" Ventura
• Vince McMahon
• Shane McMahon
• X-Pac
• Kane
• Mankind
• Val Venis
• TAKA Michinoku
• Jado and Gedo

A-ha! So he's angry at Jado and Gedo for not booking him in New Japan! I knew I'd get to the bottom of this...