|Pictured: Irwin R. Schyster AFTER all the tax returns have been filed and processed|
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Of course, the fact that Schyster's two sons are now an empty vessel being possessed by a nihilistic Cajun demon and perhaps the most saccharine motivational speaker of all-time is an amazing study in delayed teenage rebellion. I almost want IRS to come back and work an angle where he tries to get his kids into the family business. It might be a bit too silly for Bray Wyatt's oeuvre, but the interplay between Bo Dallas and Daddy Taxman could be the best possible version of Headcheese.
Anyway, make sure you have your taxes filed. Or not. I don't care, I'm not Uncle Sam. However, I hope that if anyone doesn't plan on filing a tax return and is in a tax bracket where you kinda have to fill one out that you are really good at evading the Feds. I wouldn't wish tax-related litigation on even my worst enemy.