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If the above picture is any indication, Hideo Itami is fuckin' stoked to have passed his driver's test. Unless running buddy Finn Bálor is ribbing everyone, Itami took 27 tries to get it right on the road in the States. Of course, being a wrestler in WWE doesn't necessarily require you to have a license, since you usually ride with one or two other guys to each show anyway. But the freedom is nice, especially if everyone else wants to hit up Godfather's Pizza, and all you want is a goddamn Big Mac.
Itami is still on the shelf thanks to a bum shoulder that kept him on the sidelines for the last couple of months. In the narrative, it was set up by a sneak attack by a phantom assailant. If the folks at NXT tied it all together by having Itami run his attacker over, well, I would certainly forgive the flashbacks I would get to Rikishi "doing it for The Rock." Either way, congratulations to the man for getting his license, because again, no matter how old you are, it's still one heck of an accomplishment.