|Oh dear God no...|
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Putting those two in the same ring feels like it's risking some kind of ordinance or code. Then again, Ohio necessarily isn't the state one looks to for things like "lawfulness" or "sanity." AIW is just embracing the oeuvre, baby. The match will take place at the company's Faith No More event at Our Lady of Mount Carmel in Cleveland, OH, and oh yeah, the date is September 11. That match happening on that date can't be a coincidence. Either way, someone is probably going to get really hurt during that match, and I'm not sure it will be either of the competitors. I'm also not sure either one will care. If you're going to Faith No More, buy a general admission ticket, wear a poncho, and if either of these two come near you, run.