Monday, March 21, 2016

The 2016 TWB Tag Team Tournament Turmoil: 2000s and 2010s Regions, Round Two

The Bucks will charge into action today
Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
This tournament is blowing by. The second spate of round two matches is today, but before that, I will run down the winners from the first half of action in the blockquote:
Rock n Roll Express, British Bulldogs, Hart Foundation, Four Horsemen, Steiner Bros., Harlem Heat, Road Warriors, Hollywood Blondes
Now that the winners have been announced, the time has arrived to find out which eight teams will join them in the Sweet 16. ONWARD AND UPWARD!


No. 1 Dudley Boys

Put MNM through tables

vs. No. 8 BJ Whitmer and Jimmy Jacobs
Emo'd all over Da Hit Squad

No. 4 Edge and Christian
Conchairto'd the Brothers of Destruction

vs. No. 5 Motor City Machine Guns
Made LAX cry in Detroit

No. 15 SteenErico
Feuded past the Briscoes

vs. No. 7 Second City Saints
Welcomed Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle to Chicago, motherfucker

No. 3 Hardy Boys
Took Brian Kendrick and Paul London to the extreme

vs. No. 6 The World's Greatest Tag Team
Gold medaled past Los Guerreros


No. 1 Young Bucks

Superkicked War Machine

vs. No. 8 The Shield
Believed they could beat Forever Hooligans

No. 13 New Day
Made reDRagon look like booty

vs No. 12 Osirian Portal
Danced all over the American Wolves

No. 2 The Addiction
Threw appletinis into the faces of the Killer Elite Squad

vs. No. 7 Kings of Wrestling
Reigned over the Devastation Corporation

No. 14 The Throwbacks
Knocked the Usos out of the park

vs. No. 6 Beer Money
Smashed bottles over Rhodes Boys heads