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Samoa Joe: You again.
Shinsuke Nakamura: whatever "YOU again!" in Japanese is
Nakamura: Spaz choke!
Joe: Jabs!
WWEN: We'll be right back with this blowoff cage title match after a few words from our sponsors!
People Watching WWEN: ...
Nakamura: Kinshasa!
Joe: LOLNOPE. Kokina Clutch!
Nakamura: I'm free and your beef and pork products are deceased.
Joe: No I'm no
Nakamura: SUPER KINSHASA!
Joe: ow
Nakamura: Hmmm...do I leave or should I end this damn thing?
Joe: Well you could
Nakamura: And you could shut up KINSHASA!
Joe: ow
Nakamura: AND KINSHASA THE THIRD! I say you, he ded!
Joe: probably on vacation until the Rumble
Aussies Aussies Aussies: hail the King
Aussies Aussies Aussies Who Are Mean Girls: We didn't lose that tag match on Leftover! Daria did!
Daria: sup
AAAWAMG: eep
Daria: Next week I'm going to stand on one of your necks. feints
AAAWAMG: GAAH
Daria: Two for flinching, chitches.
NXT: There's going to be a fatal four way to determine a number one contender next week!
Fans: Huzzah!
NXT: So here's four four-minute qualifying matches!
Fans: wait what
NXT: Well, three four-minute qualifying matches and one that's 90 seconds.
Fans: ...
NXT: ...
Fans: ...are you really going to
NXT: Hey, here's a thing that you like!
Fans: 10!
Tye Dillinger: 10!
Eric Young: incomprehensible gibberish
10ye: punches him
Nikki Cross: jumps on 10ye's back
Ref: Ring the bell!
Fans: are you fucking serious
Damo, Who Is Sizeable: lays 10ye out and heads to the back on his own again Did what you said.
Ref: I said ring the bell, not his. Anyway...uh...winner!
10ye: ow
No Way Jose: dances, as is his wont
Cien: If only I had something related yet hilarious to say about your chances.
No Way Jose: But I could
Cien: Yeah, we're not doing that. Hammerlock DDT!
Elias Samson: "sings"
Corey Graves: correctly and gleefully reads him for filth for a minute straight
Audience: concurs
Roderick Strong: And I am the opponent!
[404 error: fucks to give not found on the Best Coast Bias server? Cancel or cancel?]
Reader: Shouldn't there be an option for Retry even if it doesn't work?
[do you really want to read about Elias Samson?]
Reader: You right
Roderick Strong: And I have won the match with the Sickest of Kicks!
Oney Lorcan: spawns a thousand Gollum jokes
Choir: GLORIOUS!
Robert Roode, Esq: Spoiler alert, I'm probably winning next week too. Have you seen my opponents? A Mexican gigolo, the Greatest White to Ever Bread, and that guy I just beat up in Toronto. Pfft.
Oney Lorcan: Yeah, but I could
RRE: Yeah, no. Glorious DDT!
