Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Bret Hart Is the Best Ever, and HE HAS PROOF

THE HITMEN.... *Simpsons theme starts playing*
Screen Grab via nohomers.net
Bret "The Hitman" Hart often finds himself at the center of many debates, many of which pit him against Shawn Michaels as the definitive WWF/E wrestler of the early-mid '90s. Some people are on Team HBK, and others, like myself, are not wrong and are on Team Hitman. Of course, he gets himself embroiled in many verbal spats over his strong opinions on wrestlers and wrestling, including his insistence that Seth Rollins is an inherently unsafe worker (which is debatable) to swearing Triple H is a 4/10 worker at best (ON BOARD WITH THIS SO HARD). However, he's turned his attentions to Brock Lesnar and Ric Flair to stake his claim as the best of all-time, using this unorthodox evidence to prove it...

Hey, if you were Hart, you'd take all the evidence where you could get it, right? The Simpsons has been a cultural touchstone for over a quarter-century now, and Hart's appearance on the show has been celebrated enough to get his own action figure. I'd brag about it if I were him too. Of course, if you want said action figure, you may need to hit the secondary markets for it and be willing to pay premium prices. Then again, toy collectors have been known to go to great lengths to get what they want.