Friday, October 13, 2017

NXT In 60 Seconds

A Brooklyn rematch shone in the main event
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Peyton: This is so my opportunity!
Billie Kay: It so is, boo.  #iconic!
Liv Morgan: Must dance away the impending doom...
Nikki Cross: rants and screams sporadically, grabs Liv by the hand after yelling at her and lines Peyton out
Peyton: recovers, gets enzuigiried and quits recovering
Nikki: puts a sleeper on Liv
Liv and Peyton: slam Nikki down then fight over the cover, then just fight
Peyton: throws Liv down by the air and puts her in a rope-assisted bow and Octopus hybrid
Nikki: drags Peyton down to the floor, almost dropping her on her head
Everybody: fights in the corner
Everybody: falls victim to the sunset bomb superplex Tower O'Doom
Everybody: ow
Some Guy, Bay Bay: No, the one in black should do ahead of next week's six man tag.  Get her, T.
Taynara Conti: prevents Nikki from winning
Peyton: sees this and hits her standing spin kick and Perfectplex on her
Referee: Winner!
Peyton: I did it!  I knew I'd do it!
Billie: Good show, baby!  You did it all by yourself, too, baby girl.
Peyton: I Want The Belt! 

Lio Rush: slaps "Patrick" in the face, dodges him a bunch and hits some kicks
Velveteen Dream: LARIAT!
Lio: But what if I hit this Horus DDT?
VD: No, child, we're done here.  Death Valley Bomb, Savage elbow, raise it.
Referee: Winner!
VD: (sans mic to the hard camera)  You're going to say my name.

Lars Sullivan: roars
Danny Burch: slaps him having literally learned nothing from the last match, and also is snuffed out in short order
Referee: Winner!

 
Street Profits: swag it out
Unnamed Victims: clearly doomed
Street Profits: hit their three move combo to close in short order
Referee: Winners!
Street Profits: celebrate in the crowd to an increasingly positive response yet again


Andrade "Cien" Almas: tries to power Johnny around
Johnny Gargano: counter wrestles
Cien: tries to counter the counters
Both: get one count roll ups
Full Sailors: applaud
Cien: reverts to Tranquilo, blocks a superkick but ends up Gargano Escaped and quickly gets the ropes
Johnny: goes to work on the arm
Cien: kicks him in the face, then hits a dragon backbreaker followed up by a reverse headlock elbow drop into the apron
Everybody: That's the hardest part of the ring!
Johnny: Flying tornado Flatliner!  Tope suicida!  Iconoclasm variant!  SUPERKICK!
Cien: shoves (?) the ref into the top rope
Johnny: aggh my balls
Referee: Hey!  Did you do that on purpose!?
Cien: No se dice "on purpose", lo siento.
Johnny: Oh, that is it.  Lariat!  Lawn Dart!  Crucifix driver!  And now, Gargano Escape!
Zelina: jumps up on the apron and unzips to reveal a #DIY shirt
Johnny: glares at her for a couple of seconds, but refocuses on the hold
Referee: His foot's on the bottom rope, Johnny!  Break the hold!
Johnny: (to Zelina) That means nothing to me anymore!
Cien: DTH~! into the bottom buckle!  ENZUI KNEES EXPRESS!  AGAIN!  HAMMERLOCK DDT!
Referee: Winner!
Full Sailors: look torn while they clap
Johnny: tries to recover on the mat
Cien: genuflects towards Zelina I'm good, but she's even better.  smiles