Thursday, March 21, 2019

NXT In 60 Seconds for March 20, 2019

BAYBAY!!
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Announce: talk about whether you loved or hated him, Ciampa brought intensity and respect to the Big X during his title reign
Papa Haitch: puts Goldie on the announce table and heads to the back
Nigel McGuinness: has all the sympathy you'd expect of a World Championship caliber athlete falling victim to injury
Queen Cathy: gonna earn her pay tonight
Kona Reeves:


                                                Actually, you know what? I refuse. No.

The Forgotten Sons: show up after he leaves and note the finals of the fourth annual Dusty Classic with them v. Blackochet is next week We want Aleister or Ricochet to win, that way they can overlook us next week. Then we'll use that to our advantage, same as we have the other two rounds, and once we win the tournament we'll head to TO:NY and take the NXT World Tag Team championships away from the War Raiders.
Ryker: Once that happens, Cathy? We'll be forgotten no more.

God's Production Team: in scramble mode, roll out three vidpacs in a row – the first and last of which focus on the members participating in the fatal five way main event, the one in the middle which is this…



Queen Cathy: finds the Sky Pirates
Kairi Bae – uh, Sane: We're excited to see the main event and who'll face Johnny Gargano in the best of 3 falls match for the NXT World Title.
Queen Cathy: You both also have a title match coming up at Takeover; is that going to be an issue for you guys…
Io Shirai: It won't come between our friendship. May the best woman win.
Kairi: If we have to fight each other, we will, but honestly? I've been NXT Women's World Champion, Io is going to be some day, and between the two of us
Bianca BelAir: ...girl. UH uh! Neither of y'all should be in the match because I would've won last week if Shayna hadn't interfered
Io: whips out a pitch perfect Resting Bitch, Please Face
Bianca: And now your little friend the pirate's mad at me 'cause I'm mad at you? W slash E – come NY, I'll run through the both of you and be the new NXT Women's World Champion and y'all can't do anything about it, because my mindset is
Sky Pirates: both sets of eyes roll so hard and so far there's an in flight movie
Bianca: un de fea TED! shoulder bumps Kairi on her way out
Kairi: presumably starts cursing in Japanese and starts going after her
Io: holds her back

Some Guy: comes out with a new Undisputed Era Tron, points a thumb at himself go "Boom."
Everybody, Probably Even You: ADAM COLE, BAY BAY!
Ricochet: comes out to a big pop
Velveteen Dream: see previous
Matt Riddle: also that
Aleister Black: him too
Full Sailors: All these guys! All these guys! All these guys!
Ricochet and Cole: square off early
Dream and Black: probably remember each other from somewhere as well
Ricochet: pivots to focusing on old rival Dream, hitting him with the backwards headscissors -> kip up -> dropkick combo
Matt Riddle: snatches up Ricochet immediately afterwards and gives him rolling gutwrench suplexes
Full Sailors: Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro!
Cole: Leaping Owenzuigiri! Stomphole!
Everybody, Probably Even You: ADAM COLE, BAY BAY!
Aleister: Kitchen sink!
Ricochet: Standing moonsault!
Both: look around a nearly empty ring, then shake their partner's hands
Kacy and Zelina: He means tag partner.
Cole: jumps Ricochet from behind, sending him into Black and Black to the floor Stomps! Neckbreaker!
Ricochet: Kickout!
Cole: splits time between hitting Ricochet, and keeping Riddle and Black from getting back in
Dream: comes in after Cole
Ricochet: Woo dropkick!
Dream: knees Ricochet in the back, sending Ricochet out Big right hands! Axehandles ahoy!
Full Sailors: Vel vet een! Vel vet een! Vel vet een!
Dream: You.
Riddle: Yoink! German suplex!
Cole: Superkick!
Riddle: No, bro – Bromission!
Dream: Save!
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Black: I remember your name now. You probably remember these strikes!
Cole: Hey you better
Black: Quebrada both of you? I concur.
Cole: rolls out
Black: (seeing Dream) C R O C O P K I C K
Full Sailors: Aleister! Aleister! Aleister!
Cole: pulls him out and sends him into the steps
He and Cole: do the mid-ring indy strike standoff
Riddle: My open handed chops are winning!
Cole: stomps his exposed foot
Riddle: OW
Cole: Your own damn fault, bucko. Superkick!
Riddle: LOLNOPE BROMISSION
Dream: Save!
Those 3: fight each other in every combination from their knees to their feet
Cole: Pump kick!
Riddle: drops
Dream: The Dream is aware of the irony of superkicking you, so don't bother pointing that out.
Cole: drops
Ricochet: Forget about me? Jumping Owenzuigiri!
Dream: drops
Cole: Remember this? Superkick!
Ricochet: drops
Matt Riddle: Still here, Adam. Pump knee!
Cole: drops again
Aleister and Riddle: Block! Block the other way! C R O C O P K I C K S A T T H E S A M E T I ME O H L O O K T H E M A T
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Ricochet: pulls Riddle into position and goes up
Dream: cuts him off
Everybody: into the pool ... ... ...double Russian legsweep quadruple superplex, maybe? I dunno. It hurt. I'mma chill for a minute.
Full Sailors: This is awesome! clap clap clapclapclap This is awesome! clap clap clapclapclap
Dream: lands some rights on Aleister
Black: Super cute. More rights! Second rope Meteora! T H A T K I C K! German to the bridge!
Riddle: Senton save! Fisherman's buster!
Cole: Save!
Riddle: Body blows! Speedball open palm strikes!
Cole: Superkick! Honorable Last Shot!
Rico: Save! Superki…
Cole: covers up
Ricochet: Didn't say where, did I? kick in the knee Axe kick! Benadr
Cole: Bobbyhook! Superkick! ENZUI superkick! drops the knee pad New Last Shot!
Ricochet: ducks it blind Rewind rana!
Cole: goes out to the floor, where he is safe
Ricochet: ...have you met me? HANDSPRING ASAI SUICIDA!
Full Sailors: This is awesome! clap clap clapclapclap This is awesome! clap clap clapclapclap
Riddle: (staring at Dream) Bro.
Dream: (staring at Riddle) What a weirdly handsome man.
Riddle: What?
Dream: What?
Riddle: Powerbomb!
Dream: AH AH AH DreamDT
Riddle: Sorry, bro. Pump knee!
Dream: folds like a 10-4 offsuit
Riddle: Bromission!
Dream: squirms to avoid it being locked in
Cole: yanks Drake out before he can make it official No DQ! No DQ! Perfectly well within the no rules!
Riddle: drops him
Black: MASS
Riddle: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dream: Valley Driver! goes up to give Aleister the Purple Rainmaker
Ricochet: MECHARANA SUICIDA!
Black and Cole: down on the outside
Ricochet: goes up seeing Riddle Shooting Star Press! One! Two! Th
Cole: NEW LAST SHOT! COUNT! FOR THE LOVE OF ME, COUNT! FASTER!
Drake: completes it Winner!
Cole: scooting on his butt up the ramp I told you! I told you! throws up the gang sign once there, then again at the top of the ramp by the Big X
Mauro: notes for Takeover: "New York" it's the same building where this happened a couple years ago