Friday, May 10, 2019

NXT In 60 Seconds for May 8, 2019

To quote Rod Stewart, "Oh, no!  Not again!"
Photo Credit: WWE.com

Mia Yim and Bianca BelAir: both come out to solid pops
Both: exchange holds on the mat, go for dropkicks at the same time and come up flashing the Wakanda Forever! handsign
Bianca: I see you! I see you, okay!
Mia: Yeah, I see you! Right? offers the Hand of Friendship
Bianca: feints reciprocating then throws her down by the hair GURL. UH uh! I'm un de fea
Mia: kicks her in the arm and lands the dropkick Who do you think you tried that on? Legroll! Basement dropkick! Strike party! Pele! Cannonball!
Bianca: NOPE! Stomphole! Cravate! 747!
Mia: Kickout!
Bianca: starts working her back over You want my spot? Fight me!
Mia: tries and fails to hit her several times
Bianca: shoves her down and poses
Mia: Flying guillotine!
Bianca: Snaplex counter! Ragdolled cravate!
Master Regal: presumably nodded backstage
Bianca: 1494!
Mia: does the math Knees up! Double throat chop! Shotgun dropkick! Cannonball! Tarantula! Sunset flip!
Bianca: Counter! holds the ropes
Jess: You can't do that!
Bianca: Can't do what?
Mia: Counter!
Bianca: Counter! wraps her braid around the middle rope
Jess: Winner!
Mia: Wait, what?! No way! No! NO! That's BS!
Bianca: shrugs from the ramp and mocks Mia's complaints then blows her a kiss and hits her twirl

WWEPC Security Cam Footage: shows the Sons jumping the Viking Cougar Mellencamp Experience

"Earlier Today" at the PC: Shayna oversees a sparring session between the Underlings
Io Shirai: stomps in the place and jumps all over her
the MMA Horsewomen: swarm her
Candice LeRae: shows up and throws some shots too
Robbie Brookside and Other Assorted Black Shirts: break it up

Raul Mendoza: comes out with a new Tron
Riddick Moss: comes out with a new Tron, is working on becoming a Masterpiece
Announce: hypes the Riddick Regimen, his Simon Dean type thing
Moss: powers Mendoza to the corner then yells at Jess I'm on my own count! flexes
Raul: controls the arm and flexes himself
Moss: grabs a massager and uses it on the arm
Raul: Thigh kicks! Gamengiri! Springboard rana! Running SSP!
Moss: Kickout! catches Mendoza and does curls with him Hallaway slam! does some pushups
Full Sailors: BOOOOOO
Moss: Charging corner spear! Press spinebuster! has some water, offers Raul some
Raul: knocks it away Basement dropkick!
Moss: goes flying into the middle buckle
Raul: Headscissors into the top buckle! Step up Owenzuigiri! goes all the way up
Moss: flies at him
Raul: dodges to the apron Gamengiri! Springboard tornillo!
Jess: Winner? Holy shit, look at that: winner!
Raul: OMG
Full Sailors: cheer loudly

Matt Riddle: comes out cooly and offers some front row Full Sailors the Bro Bump
Adam Cole, BAY BAY: in a mirror of last week's main, comes out solo
Riddle: controls Cole on the mat for 3 straight exchanges
Cole: bails
Riddle: controls him on the mat some more then sees him drop down too soon Broton! Three Amibros rolling gutwrench suplays!
Full Sailors: Bro! Bro! Bro! Bro!
Cole: yanks him to the mat from the second rope Pump kick!
Full Sailors: [dueling chants]
Cole: Figure fourheadlock! Stomphole! Rude Awakening! Dragon sleeper!
Riddle: grabs Cole's head after a few beats and knees it
Cole: Crack back elbow smash!
Full Sailors: Both these guys! Both these guys! Both these guys!
Cole: I'm an uncrowned champion! You're a joke! You're pathetic!
Both: go Reseda mid-ring
Cole: Leaping Owenzuigiri!
Riddle: Release German! Hard strikes! Pele kick! Corner charging forearms! Exploder! PK!
Cole: Dodge!
Riddle: Standing moonsault!
Cole: Dodge II: the Redodge...ining!
Riddle: Broton II: the Splattening! PK!
Cole: Kickout!
Riddle: German to the bridge!
Cole: Kickout!
Full Sailors: (...well, mostly) Let's go, Bro! Let's go, Bro! Let's go, Bro!
Cole: Pump kick! Oshigoroshi!
Riddle: ...kickout!
Cole: goes for a suplex
Riddle: knees it away Ripcord knee! Go to Sleep, Bro!
Cole: Get your Back Stabbed instead, dude!
Riddle: ...kickout. Bromission!
Cole: The Velveteenest of counters!
Riddle: C R O C O P
Cole: slumps
Riddle: Fisherman's buster! Annnnd...fisherman's buster! And
Cole: Last Shot v1!
Riddle: ...
Riddle: ...
Riddle: ...kickout
Full Sailors: Fight Forever! clap clap clapclapclap Fight Forever! clap clap clapclapclap Fight Forever! clap clap clapclapclap
Riddle: throws strikes
Cole: Superkick!
Riddle: turtles
Cole: ah ah ahhhhhhhhh! I didn't say when! One for flinching, since for that matter I didn't say here, either superkicks the knee Panama Sunset!
Riddle: Caught! Powerbomb!
Cole: Yet another artful dodge!
Riddle: wait wha
Cole: ENZUI superkick! Full Sail Last Shot!
Riddle: ...
Riddle: ...
Riddle: ...s shoulder flumps up at 2.8
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Mauro: immediately notes the only kickouts to that move occurred just now and during Takeover: NY's main event
Cole: LOWERS THE KNEEPAD
Riddle: tries to grab him
Cole: Jumping Owenzuigiri!
Riddle: Pump knee! Bro To Sleep! Powerbomb!
Cole: wait wha
Riddle: Ripcord knee II face!
Cole: sluices outside
Roderick Strong: comes out and helps Cole up
Riddle: Screw it. Somebody's eating this PK!
Roddy: shoves Cole down and eats it
Riddle: throws Cole in and notices Roddy on the floor, front somersault flips into the
Cole: Superkick!
Riddle: ...
Riddle: ...
Riddle: ...kickout and reversal into the Bromission!
Cole: ...
Cole: ...
Cole: ... ... ... ... taps
Kyle O'Reilly: comes out and shoves Roddy -- not full strength but not fully pulled, either
the Undisputed Era: swarm the ring
Riddle: is already out and strutting his way to the back
Announce: calls it the biggest win of his NXTenure
Roddy: tries to help him up
Cole: won't take it
Not rEDragon: are forced to try and keep the peace
Roddy: can't be heard but is clearly gesturing with his body language he got the ref's attention to the ring ASAP after the superkick
Full Sailors: first chant for them to fight, then to hug it out
Roddy: puts his hands up in compliance but leaves on a different side of the ring than Cole
Bobby: follows him to the back trying to explain ("trying to explain"?)
Kyle: tries to console Cole, who's stomping off to the back
Cole: loud enough that the camera work picks it up, even though he's not yelling I’ve been losing big matches and he’s always involved. Won that five way by myself; didn’t need any help. Roddy tries to get involved and there’s a big, big misunderstanding.


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