Friday, June 14, 2019

NXT In 60 Seconds for June 12, 2019

Fine main event. Be a shame if someone...ruined it
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Candice LeRae and Io Shirai: come out to pops
Jessamyn Duke and Marina Shafir: don't
Shayna Baszler: opts to watch the match from the ramp
Candice: Basement dropkick! Perfect Tribute! 619!
Duke: distracts
Shafir: kicks Candice while she's on the top rope
the Underlings: throw MMA at Candice for a bit and tag in and out
Candice: Owenzuigiri!
Io: 619! Springboard dropkick! stares down Shayna and removes her own hair tie Reality Check!
Duke: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Shayna: is so agog on the ramp she forgets to get angry for a few beats
Io: Basement Meteora!
Shayna: comes down to ringside
Io: God's Moonsault suicida! starts fighting with Shayna all over the place
Candice: Tope suicida!
the Underlings: start fighting Candice to varying levels of success
Referee: gives up and throws it out
Fans: Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight!

God's Production Team: informs us that Damian Priest debuts next week

Not Kayla: The following contest is a submission match!
KUSHIDA: gets a big pop
Drew Gulak: gets a slightly surprising pop
Both: try to get advantages early and can't quite pull them off
Fans: applaud
KUSHIDA: goes for the Hoverboard Lock and a cross armbreaker
Gulak: fends them both off
KUSHIDA: Handspring double heel kick!
Gulak: Inverted slam! Another! Gory Special! Boston crab!
KUSHIDA: uses his leg strength to propel out of the hold Hiptosses! Cartwheel basement dropkick! Tornado DDT! Cross armbreaker!
Gulak: crawls for and gets the bottom rope by his boots
Both: trade anklelocks
KUSHIDA: Handspring back elbow! PK to the arm! Hoverboard Lock!
Gulak: taps
Fans: clap
KUSHIDA: joins them and points to Gulak
Gulak: barely slaps the Hand of Friendship but shakes and says Thank you. before stomping to the back
KUSHIDA: poses on the buckles

Bourne and Boujee: talk smack about Mia Yim from the WWEPC parking lot

God's Production Team: informs us that Shayna's rematch with Io happens in a cage in 2 weeks

the Era: come out in their Roddy/Kyle alignment
Allied Strikers: come out to about the same level of pop
All 4: beat the crap out of each other
the Era: is cleared from the ring
Oney Lorcan: Tope con hilo! Tag!
Danny Burch: Corner line + Owenzuigiri combo!
Oney: Half and half suplex!
Danny: Knee Trembler!
Roddy: Save! throws Danny into Oney
the Era: alternate chops and front kicks Gutbuster/diving knee combo!
Both Teams: Tag!
Danny: Shotgun dropkick! Exploder! Powerbomb to the crossface!
Roddy: pulls Kyle out of the hold
Kyle: Jawbreaker lariat!
Announce: Hey, look at that!
the Era: Chop/brainbuster combo!
Oney: tackles Kyle into the pinfall to break it up
the Era: take out Oney with a combo, then lay out Danny with a Rolling Elbow Ax and Smash combo

Ryker: stomps out, chokeslams one black shirt and throws another up the ramp
Burch: sends Kyle into Roddy and schoolboys him
Referee: Winners!
the Era: wait WHAT