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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:
1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - Daniel Bryan will have to face the menace that is Dr. Shelby this week, although I'm confident he and Kane will be able to use the power of FRIENDSHIP to defeat his therapeutic evil.
2. El Generico (Last Week: Not Ranked) - All the feels. All of them. Ole, friend.
3. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - Check the feed from earlier today. She went nomnomnomnom all over Austin. Livin' the dream, people.
4. Beef Fat Ice Cream (Last Week: Not Ranked) OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - I shit you not, I saw some dude make this on Iron Chef America this past week (it was probably a rerun), and the judges loved it rather than recoiled in horror. There's hope for Spilly yet.
5. Buggy Nova (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Anyone who tweets this upon losing her job?
...gangsta.
6. Matt Bryant (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The Mighty MJD posited that Bryant shanked the field goal attempt that Pete Carroll tried to ice in the closing seconds of the Falcons' 30-28 win on Sunday over the Seahawks. If that's true, I may have this guy ranked too low. Fuck yo' kicker discrimination.
7. Mike Knox (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Not gonna lie, I don't care if he's jobbing to Sting, I'm just glad to have him back in my wrestling fan life.
8. The Possum in My Shed (Last Week: 5) - I don't think it's gone, but I haven't seen it in two weeks. Still, I think it's plotting. IT'S PLOTTING.
9. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 3) - Rumors swirling that with Eve Torres possibly leaving, Sara del Rey is going to unify every belt in the company and kick Triple H's nose off his face. Those are only rumors though.
10. Mark Henry (Last Week: 10) - MARK HENRY FACT: He once took a vacation on the Sun, but he cut it short, as it wasn't a warm enough location for him.
1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - Daniel Bryan will have to face the menace that is Dr. Shelby this week, although I'm confident he and Kane will be able to use the power of FRIENDSHIP to defeat his therapeutic evil.
2. El Generico (Last Week: Not Ranked) - All the feels. All of them. Ole, friend.
3. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - Check the feed from earlier today. She went nomnomnomnom all over Austin. Livin' the dream, people.
4. Beef Fat Ice Cream (Last Week: Not Ranked) OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - I shit you not, I saw some dude make this on Iron Chef America this past week (it was probably a rerun), and the judges loved it rather than recoiled in horror. There's hope for Spilly yet.
5. Buggy Nova (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Anyone who tweets this upon losing her job?
I can finally cuss again in the internet.....FUUUUUUUCK :)
— Buggy Nova (@BuggyNovaxiii) January 11, 2013
...gangsta.
6. Matt Bryant (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The Mighty MJD posited that Bryant shanked the field goal attempt that Pete Carroll tried to ice in the closing seconds of the Falcons' 30-28 win on Sunday over the Seahawks. If that's true, I may have this guy ranked too low. Fuck yo' kicker discrimination.
7. Mike Knox (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Not gonna lie, I don't care if he's jobbing to Sting, I'm just glad to have him back in my wrestling fan life.
8. The Possum in My Shed (Last Week: 5) - I don't think it's gone, but I haven't seen it in two weeks. Still, I think it's plotting. IT'S PLOTTING.
9. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 3) - Rumors swirling that with Eve Torres possibly leaving, Sara del Rey is going to unify every belt in the company and kick Triple H's nose off his face. Those are only rumors though.
10. Mark Henry (Last Week: 10) - MARK HENRY FACT: He once took a vacation on the Sun, but he cut it short, as it wasn't a warm enough location for him.
