Sunday, October 6, 2013

The Rock Is Not Human

Via @TheRock

Usually, the body mass trend for a WWE wrestler is that they get juiced to the gills within the company and then slowly deflate when they leave. I don't remember The Rock being overly jacked when he was with WWE before becoming a movie star, but since then? Man, Hollywood must place a bigger premium on body guys than Vince McMahon does. Either that, or some muscular being of aliens injected Dwayne Johnson with their DNA and allowed him to put muscles upon his muscles and become jacked beyond all recognition. I'm actually frightened for the man.