Friday, April 19, 2019

NXT In 60 Seconds for April 17, 2019

Wave goodbye, say hello
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Lloyd Braun voiceover: Last week, on the Leftovers, Jaxson Ryker beat Danny Burch and Candice LeRae beat Aliyah.

Some Full Sailors: chant for Velveteen Dream
Some Full Sailors: chant for Buddy Murphy's return one off
Some Full Sailors: chant for Both These Guys
Both: have a 50/50 exchange on the mat, get nearfalls and front flip forward onto their feet
Full Sailors: applaud
Buddy Murphy: Tiger knee! Tope con hilo! Meteora from the top!
Velveteen Dream: Kickout!
Buddy: PKs! Sleeper!
Velveteen: Fighting loose! Superkick! Springboard axehandle! Axehandle suicida! Codebreaker!
Buddy: Kickout! Tornado hangman!
Both: go up then punch each other to the apron, sending their opponent to the floor
Buddy: Second rope gourdbuster!
Dream: Valley Driver!
Buddy: Corner trapped superkick! Running Liger bomb! Tiger knee on the apron!
Dream: rolls out to the floor, "dead weight"
Buddy: has to roll out, takes almost the whole count to get him in, has to break the count for more time, then throws him in and heads in himself
Velveteen: Surprise FameAsser! DVD II! Purple Rainmaker!
Referee: Winner!
Velveteen: poses mid ring with the North American championship as is his wont

Street Profits: head to Regal's office
War Experience Cougar Mellencamp: come out
Not Rowe No Mo: WE went to Master Regal. We'll see you next week.
Like Hansen But Not: Be careful what you wish for. they leave
Street Profits: seem to be a little shook, then psyched

Johnny Gargano: comes out to a sea of Johnny Champion signs with Goldie, dishing out high fives and huge to kids ringside
Full Sailors: Johnny Champion! clap clap clapclapclap Johnny Champion! clap clap clapclapclap
Johnny: We've been waiting a very(x5) long time for this moment, Full Sail.
Full Sailors: You deserve it! clap clap clapclapclap You deserve it! clap clap clapclapclap
Johnny: Last time I was out here I mentioned being shot down in my first tryout, but four years shows what happens when you don't take no as an answer; after a very long journey I stand before you proudly as Johnny Champion. TO:NY was the toughest match of my career
PA: SHOCK...the system.
Some Guy: Cut the music! Cut the music! Shut it off!
Most Of His Underlings: nod compliance
Some Guy, BAY BAY: I'm not going to stand back there listening to another lovefest
Johnny: He's right, though: I do love you guys.
Adam Cole: Shut up! You got lucky! I beat you in the middle of the ring in New York; any other match, any other match
Full Sailors: You tapped out! You tapped out! You tapped out!
Cole: I'd be standing here NXT World Champion. How can you think about being proud of yourself, with this little victory parade, you idiot? I'm the uncrowned champion and you're nothing more than a punk.
Johnny: Somebody's emotional. Is there trouble in your little boy band? Are you guys not in sync?
Full Sailors: go from oohs to laughter
Johnny: You did win the first fall. Then I tapped you out. Then I tapped you out again. Numbers don't lie - check the scoreboard. That's not just definitive, that, my friend, is Undisputed.
Full Sailors: OH SNAP HE DID HIS THING TO HIM
Cole: Shut up!
Johnny: No. Because if I'd lost I wouldn't be out here whining and crying like a spoiled little BAY BAY, but since you're out here already if you'd like to actually grow a pair and come down to the ring I'll put a few more points on that scoreboard.
Cole: Be careful what you wish for.
The Heretofore Absent Roderick Strong: lays out Johnny from behind
the Undisputed Era: swarm Johnny and smacktalk him
Cole: Basement superkick!
Referees: are out :30 too late
the Era: hit their handsign over #15's fallen body

God's Production Team: informs us KUSHIDA will debut in a fortnight

Victim: comes out
Dijakovic: Cyclone kick!
Referee: Winner!
D2: grabs the mic
Full Sailors: Keith Lee! clap clap Keith Lee! clap clap Keith Lee! clap clap
D2: I am only in NXT now because of the opportunity my family took to come to the United States. That spirit courses through my veins; my blood drives me to opportunity. And I see the North American championship.
Full Sailors: ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
D2: So Feast Your Eyes, Velveteen Dream.
Full Sailors: applaud slightly as he leaves

Queen Cathy: Guys, it seemed like after Takeover there might've been some friction, but
Adam Cole: But nothing. Tonight you saw the difference between me and Johnny, who gets caught up in his emotions and winds up in our trap.
Master Regal: I've just talked to Jonathon, as a matter of fact, and he would like to face a member of your assemblage.
Cole: So when's he facing me?
Master Regal: Hm? Oh, you? I have no idea. He wants you turns and gestures to Roderick Strong and per my order, that'll happen next week. Good day, gentlemen. departs
Roddy: is ready
Not rEDragon: support him
Cole: does not seem as psyched as his compatriots

Bourne and Boujee: complain about Candice's win last week but challenge her to find another lower and meet them in the ring
Shayna Baszler: comes out with her hired goons
Kairi Sane: comes out solo, having just been called up before her last title shot, sooooo
Shayna: Body shots!
Kairi: Uraken! Crossbody off the apron! Kabuki elbow from the top!
Shayna: Strike party! Massive knee! Corner massive knee!
Kairi: Dragon screw! Interceptor! Blockbuster! Anchor hold!
Shayna: crawling Ropes! I have the ropes!
Kairi: Enzui second rope Insane Elbow! Tree of Woe double stomp!
Shayna: rolls out, then dodges another flying Kairi attempt
Kairi: goes splat into the barrier
Shayna: Pentagon Jr. arm snap! Gutwrench faceplant!
Kairi: Kickout!
Shayna: Into this Anaconda Vice!
Kairi: wails while crawling then gets her foot on the bottom rope, then rolls out
Drake and Doctors and Io: check on her
Kairi: tries to wave everybody off
Shayna: reaches from inside the ring and tries the Dakota Kai on her
Io: jumps in for the save
Referee: DQ! Winner!
Shayna: gets in Io's face
the Underlings: yank Io from the outside and make her watch
Shayna: Kai's Kairi's arm, then the Horsewomen leave
Drake: Get out of here! Go!
Io: yelling in Japanese in their direction
Shayna: holds up Mrs. Goldie to boos
the Underlings: cackle beside her