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War Raiders: come out
NPCs: are doomed
Full Sailors: cruelly chant "Let's go, jobbers!" clap clap clapclapclap
War Raiders: Woo knee strike! Roundhouse kick! Assisted hip attack! Two-man pop-up powerslam!
Referee: Winners!
Rowe: Master Regal has allowed us to come out here and deliver a message to our Takeover opponents.
Hansen: But they need not listen - they can just watch.
Rowe: Bring out the next team!
Team Brazil: it them
Hansen: Cartwheel lariat!
Rowe: Trademark knee! Slam my partner onto you! One man powerbomb/powerslam combination!
War Raiders: Fallout!
Referee: For the second time in three minutes, winners!
Full Sailors: are now covered in spring squash
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"Earlier Today" "the Press": ask Candice LeRae about Johnny's title match
Candice: is happy and excited for him, dur
Bourne and Boujie: walk up and interrupt
Candice: {sotto voce} w o w
Aliyah: If you even tried to be NXT Women's World Champion you'd be a failure just like your husband's going to be. You can be failures together!
Vanessa Bourne: You should give it up. You weren't created to be admired and appreciated, like me. The Vision has deemed you a lower.
Candice: You two know a lot about failure, I'll admit. But I'll earn my shot at the title, and I'll start pivots to stare down Aliyah by beating your boujee ass. walks off
Vanessa: w o w
Aliyah: The nerve! pouts, stomps off
Oney Lorcan: comes out with Danny Burch to a good reaction
Jaxzon Ryker: comes out with those guys and nope
Oney: lands some chops
Ryker: no sells them and gourdbusters him across the top rope, sending him to the floor on the recoil
those Guys: menacingly advance on him
Danny Burch: keep them from harming him
Ryker: series of hammer shots. gutbuster. kitchen sink. bearhug.
Full Sailors: Oney! Oney! Oney!
Oney: gets out and starts landing chops that do damage Open handed chops to the face! Euros off the ropes! Running reverse avalanches!
Ryker: polish hammer. no remorse is what we're calling my finisher now.
Referee: winner
"Earlier Today" Keith Lee: For some time I've sought to find a conclusion to this conflict with Dominik Dijakovic. Due to circumstance beyond our control we found our scheduled detente scuttled so I implored Master Regal to assuage the situation. Thus, I can announce to you all that in a fortnight we will resume hostilities, those who have come against me will regret all choices made prior, and I shall make sure Mr. Dijakovic basks in my glory.
Kairi Sane: comes out to a good pop
Bianca BelAir: does as well
Full Sailors: dueling chants
Bianca: backflips away from a sunset flip attempt, trucks Kairi and poses a bit
Kairi: stomps the mat, waves her on RIGHT! mocks Bianca's pose Interceptor! Basement dropkick! Sliding K! Flying kabuki elbow! Anchor hold!
Bianca: takes a couple beats but powers out Tilt a whirl running powerslam! Stomphole! Abdominal stretch! Backbreaker! does '97 Jericho pin with a mocking "Ahoy!" to boot
Kairi: Octopus hold!
Bianca: Please. powers out by backing into the corner Hallaway slam! 747 frog splash!
Kairi: Knees up! DDT! Open handed chops! Dragon screw! Axe kick in the back! Two Blockbusters! Corner Sliding K! Would you look at that. It's Elbow O'
Bianca: uh UH. Octopus multiplex!
Kairi: Kickout!
Shayna: wipes out Bianca with her knee strike
the Underlings: go after Kairi
Io Shirai: is out for the save
As It Turns Out: the rest of the women's locker room is, too
Errybody: fights errybody
Io: Shotei!
Bianca: impersonates a tree falling in the forest
Io: God's Moonsault!
Errybody But Kairi: does their Bianca BelAir impersonation
Kairi: looks a little confused
Io: stares - stares some more - scoops up Mrs. Big X - see above
Full Sailors: cheer as her music plays
NPCs: are doomed
Full Sailors: cruelly chant "Let's go, jobbers!" clap clap clapclapclap
War Raiders: Woo knee strike! Roundhouse kick! Assisted hip attack! Two-man pop-up powerslam!
Referee: Winners!
Rowe: Master Regal has allowed us to come out here and deliver a message to our Takeover opponents.
Hansen: But they need not listen - they can just watch.
Rowe: Bring out the next team!
Team Brazil: it them
Hansen: Cartwheel lariat!
Rowe: Trademark knee! Slam my partner onto you! One man powerbomb/powerslam combination!
War Raiders: Fallout!
Referee: For the second time in three minutes, winners!
Full Sailors: are now covered in spring squash
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"Earlier Today" "the Press": ask Candice LeRae about Johnny's title match
Candice: is happy and excited for him, dur
Bourne and Boujie: walk up and interrupt
Candice: {sotto voce} w o w
Aliyah: If you even tried to be NXT Women's World Champion you'd be a failure just like your husband's going to be. You can be failures together!
Vanessa Bourne: You should give it up. You weren't created to be admired and appreciated, like me. The Vision has deemed you a lower.
Candice: You two know a lot about failure, I'll admit. But I'll earn my shot at the title, and I'll start pivots to stare down Aliyah by beating your boujee ass. walks off
Vanessa: w o w
Aliyah: The nerve! pouts, stomps off
Oney Lorcan: comes out with Danny Burch to a good reaction
Jaxzon Ryker: comes out with those guys and nope
Oney: lands some chops
Ryker: no sells them and gourdbusters him across the top rope, sending him to the floor on the recoil
those Guys: menacingly advance on him
Danny Burch: keep them from harming him
Ryker: series of hammer shots. gutbuster. kitchen sink. bearhug.
Full Sailors: Oney! Oney! Oney!
Oney: gets out and starts landing chops that do damage Open handed chops to the face! Euros off the ropes! Running reverse avalanches!
Ryker: polish hammer. no remorse is what we're calling my finisher now.
Referee: winner
"Earlier Today" Keith Lee: For some time I've sought to find a conclusion to this conflict with Dominik Dijakovic. Due to circumstance beyond our control we found our scheduled detente scuttled so I implored Master Regal to assuage the situation. Thus, I can announce to you all that in a fortnight we will resume hostilities, those who have come against me will regret all choices made prior, and I shall make sure Mr. Dijakovic basks in my glory.
Kairi Sane: comes out to a good pop
Bianca BelAir: does as well
Full Sailors: dueling chants
Bianca: backflips away from a sunset flip attempt, trucks Kairi and poses a bit
Kairi: stomps the mat, waves her on RIGHT! mocks Bianca's pose Interceptor! Basement dropkick! Sliding K! Flying kabuki elbow! Anchor hold!
Bianca: takes a couple beats but powers out Tilt a whirl running powerslam! Stomphole! Abdominal stretch! Backbreaker! does '97 Jericho pin with a mocking "Ahoy!" to boot
Kairi: Octopus hold!
Bianca: Please. powers out by backing into the corner Hallaway slam! 747 frog splash!
Kairi: Knees up! DDT! Open handed chops! Dragon screw! Axe kick in the back! Two Blockbusters! Corner Sliding K! Would you look at that. It's Elbow O'
Bianca: uh UH. Octopus multiplex!
Kairi: Kickout!
Shayna: wipes out Bianca with her knee strike
the Underlings: go after Kairi
Io Shirai: is out for the save
As It Turns Out: the rest of the women's locker room is, too
Errybody: fights errybody
Io: Shotei!
Bianca: impersonates a tree falling in the forest
Io: God's Moonsault!
Errybody But Kairi: does their Bianca BelAir impersonation
Kairi: looks a little confused
Io: stares - stares some more - scoops up Mrs. Big X - see above
Full Sailors: cheer as her music plays
