|And that's the bottom line, cuz Diamond Joe said so!|
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Protected user @bee_tee_ess asks:
Out of Trump, Hillary, Obama, and Biden, what is each person's "finishing move" in the squared circle?The easiest one to pick is "Diamond" Joe Biden, who cracks a beer and hits the dude with the Stone Cold Stunner. Barack Obama is a charismatic fellow but he's ineffectual as a leader for reasons maybe not completely in his control, so he gets Sister Abigail's Kiss. Hillary Clinton seems to be duplicitous, but she has the support of a vocal online contingent, so she gets Carlito's Backstabber. Donald Trump feels like the kind of wrestler who'd attack anyone who looked at him funny, and as a bonus, he's the candidate most likely to end up dead in a locker room shower in a Spanish-speaking territory (except for Honduras), so he gets the King Kong Knee Drop of Bruiser Brody. As a bonus, Bernie Sanders gets the Russian sickle, because he's a damn dirty socialist, and wrestling has no room for nuance in treating that kind of political ideology, dammit.