Thursday, December 31, 2015
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Eps. 283/284
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Wednesday, December 30, 2015
HORB FLERBMINBER'S WRESTLING OBSERVER AWARD BALLOT
HOW MANY AWARDS DID I VOTE SHINSUKE NAKAMURA FOR? SEE BELOW. FUCK YOU. Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein |
Labels:
awards,
Brock Lesnar,
Hiroshi Tanahashi,
Hulk Hogan,
Joey Ryan,
Jushin Liger,
Kota Ibushi,
Shinsuke Nakamura,
SKOOPZ,
Tetsuya Naito,
Undertaker,
Wrestling Observer,
Year End BLOWOUT,
YOSHI-HASHI,
Young Bucks
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Ep. 285
Austin and Ted Fowler shoot the breeze Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Show: Steve Austin Show
Episode: 285 (Dec. 29, 2015)
Run Time: 1:13:19
Guest: Ted Fowler (2:22)
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
2015 Year in Review/2016 Year in Preview: New Japan Pro Wrestling
Okada began the year by falling oh so short Photo via Cewsh Reviews/Rajah |
What Happened in 2015: January 4 brought us Wrestle Kingdom 9, the promotion's equivalent of Wrestlemania. They go all out by putting it in the Tokyo Dome and making the entrances as grand of a spectacle as they wish. Wrestle Kingdom 9 was arguably the turning point at which Americans started paying attention to NJPW, myself included, partially because it had English commentary from Matt Striker and good ol' Jim Ross. Though Striker proved himself to be knowledgeable of the product, and Jim Ross will always be Jim Ross, all we really gained from their commentary was learning that JR had lunch with Shinsuke Nakamura and thinks he's pretty awesome. What really mattered was the wrestling itself, and WK9 contained two possible Match of the Year candidates. Nakamura retained his IWGP Intercontinental Championship by defeating Kota Ibushi in a match where the word "stiff" doesn't accurately describe what happened. Go watch that one right away. The main event saw Hiroshi Tanahashi retain his IWGP Heavyweight Championship in a classic against Kazuchika Okada. After the match, The Rainmaker made it rain with his own tears, in utter disbelief that for the second time in a main event at Wrestle Kingdom, he fell short and felt defeat at the hands of NJPW's "Ace," "The 1 in 100 Years," the supposed John Cena of New Japan, Tanahashi. Remember this, as it will be important later.
Labels:
AJ Styles,
Hirooki Goto,
Hiroshi Tanahashi,
Kazuchika Okada,
Kota Ibushi,
Michael Elgin,
NJPW,
Shinsuke Nakamura,
Tama Tonga,
Tetsuya Naito,
Tomoaki Honma,
Year End BLOWOUT,
Year-End Forecasts
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Art Of Wrestling Ep. 282
Cabana has his longtime collaborator Marty DeRosa on this week Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein |
Show: Art Of Wrestling
Episode: 282 (Dec. 24, 2015)
Run Time: 56:02
Guest: Marty DeRosa (9:08)
Monday, December 28, 2015
Best Coast Bias: Leftovers: London
Everybody's favorite ginger snap is back where he belongs Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Unfortunately, this latest episode of NXT -- and as it turns out, the last one in 2015 that'll have new fodder for Internet columnists to dissect -- suffered almost from being what in pro football parlance would be known as a trap game. The previous week had the two-hour blowout Takeover featuring three high-quality title bouts and another fun installment of Death By Asuka. For their last show of the year, it's being dubbed the best of NXT volume one, so one can only presume that since WWEN is beaming it out to us all that they're putting together the first-ever ten-match six-hour clip show.
I Listen So You Don't Have To: VIP Lounge, 12/20/15
Kenny King joined his former BDC stablemate MVP on his podcast Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein |
Show: VIP Lounge
Episode: 12/20/15
Run Time: 57:27
Guests: Bobby Lashley and Kenny King
Thursday, December 24, 2015
A Visit From Nick Gage
Merry f'n Christmas from The King! Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein, Photoshop: @NotAlexJones |
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ring
Not a wrestler was working, not even Kenny King
The stockings were hung on the locker display
In hopes St. Nick would soon bring a payday
Not a wrestler was working, not even Kenny King
The stockings were hung on the locker display
In hopes St. Nick would soon bring a payday
Labels:
merry Christmas,
Nick Gage,
parody,
poetry
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
The Airing Of Grievances
Do not chant "Show your tits" at Scott or any woman, you animals Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein |
The date on the calendar reads December 23, so once again, the sacred and honorable holiday of Festivus is upon the world at large. As is tradition, I have some grievances that I would like to bring to light. Rather than do one longform rant about something in specific, I have a few things I want to touch upon, because I am a sad, cold, bitter old man who gets irritated way too easily nowadays. The time has arrived to air some grievances.
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Cheap Heat Dec. 21
Owens comes up as a topic of discussion Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Show: Cheap Heat
Episode: “The Gift of the MAJies” (Dec. 21, 2015)
Run Time: 1:03:16
Guest: None
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
Year End Sorting Bins: *snaps fingers* HATED IT
Wrestler of the Year? LOL, no son, no Photo Credit: WWE.com |
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Ep. 281
Austin, shown here with Mike Tyson, has another episode with Ted Fowler Photo Credit: WWE.com |
If you’re new, here’s the rundown. We listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are many wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but this feature largely hews to the regular rotation we feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If we can save other folks some time, we’re happy to do so.
Show: Steve Austin Show — Unleashed!
Episode: 281 (Dec. 17, 2015)
Run Time: 1:22:43
Guest: Ted Fowler (13:30)
Show: Steve Austin Show — Unleashed!
Episode: 281 (Dec. 17, 2015)
Run Time: 1:22:43
Guest: Ted Fowler (13:30)
Monday, December 21, 2015
Three Theories on Who or What Snowflake Is
The nefarious Snowflake has taken over Condron... is Snowflake someone already known to the Chikara world? Photo Credit: Zia Hiltey |
Best Coast Bias: Demon Days
The King of Cosplay still reigns, however narrowly Photo Credit: WWE.com |
In Greil Marcus' novella about what makes the original Manchurian Candidate such a masterwork, one of his successful arguments in his and its favor is that "you're going to see everything you ever believed in suspended and then dashed to the ground. That's a thrill." (For the opposite of that feeling, have your computary source seize up on you the moment after you write that sentence, thus leaving you to brave a big box store the weekend before the biggest holiday of the year. But we digress.)
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Art Of Wrestling Ep. 281
Abyss makes the rounds on the Art of Wrestling Photo Credit: Lee South/ImpactWrestling.com |
Show: Art Of Wrestling
Episode: 281 (Dec. 17, 2015)
Run Time: 1:02:41
Guest: Abyss (11:56)
Friday, December 18, 2015
Twitter Request Line, Vol. 147
Bringer of hope? Photo Credit: WWE.com |
@tholzerman is there any hope For WWE or just in hentai
— Jeanne D'ank (@fuckinalpamare) December 16, 2015
For the record, his follow-up tweet corrected the "hentai" to "general," which is good because I think hentai is a hopeless genre of film anyway. Ahem. Anyway when Vince McMahon is declared non compos mentis, and Triple H is the filter through which all programming is run through, then things will have to get better. Right? Right? Bueller? Anyway, even if it's false hope, WWE still has hope. As for real life, well, Bernie Sanders still has a shot at taking the Presidency, I guess...
Labels:
Bayley,
Chikara,
GO PHILS,
goats,
Jon Moxley,
KANA,
Kevin Steen,
mailbag,
Pennsylvania,
Roman Reigns,
Royal Rumble,
sausage,
spoiler,
Triple H,
WrestleMania,
Wu-Tang Clan,
WWE,
WWE NXT
Smackdown: Friendship is Magic
Owens should be everyone's friend Photo Credit: WWE.com |
I don't normally deal with the talky bits on this show, but I need to talk about Smackdown's opening segment this week because it was so weird. Roman Reigns started the show in the middle of the ring for some recap theatre and then Sheamus came out on the Authority's behalf to tell Reigns to leave. And Reigns refused. But like...why? He didn't have a match scheduled, and he wasn't looking to have one, so why NOT just leave? What was he planning to do? Just stand there all night? Is the power of being WWE World Heavyweight champion going to his head? He even fought off security just so could retain the important right of...standing in the ring and preventing the show from starting. Way to deprive all the other performers of their paycheques and the audience of their show, buddy! Keep fighting the good fight! I've also noticed that since winning, his close family and friends the Usos and Dean Ambrose are nowhere to be found. Can't find a place in the sun for your bestest best friends, eh? (Please note that I do actually like Reigns, but his friendship record remains spotty at best)
Labels:
Darren Young,
Friendship Is Magic,
Kevin Steen,
League of Nations,
Lucha Dragons,
Roman Reigns,
Smackdown
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Cheap Heat Dec. 16
Roman Reigns is the big topic of discussion this week Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Show: Cheap Heat
Episode: “Everybody Loves Roman” (Dec. 16, 2015)
Run Time: 1:19:35
Guest: Phonte (26:02)
Thursday, December 17, 2015
I Listen So You Don't Have To: The Jim Cornette Experience #106
The cheeseburger man gets mad and red at Muslims on his wrestling podcast Photo via @FightOwensFight |
Show: The Jim Cornette Experience
Episode: 106
Run Time: 1:03:12
Guest: None
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Eps. 280/281
A double shot of Austin recaps Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Show: Steve Austin Show — Unleashed!
Episode: 280 (Dec. 10, 2015)
Run Time: 1:27:01
Guest: Ted Fowler (13:10)
How Roman Reigns Won over the WWE Universe
A moment well earned by WWE's deserving new ace Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Art Of Wrestling Ep. 280
The Boogie Woogie Man sits down with Cabana Photo Credit: Pro Wrestling Illustrated via WWE.com |
Show: Art Of Wrestling
Episode: 280 (Dec. 10, 2015)
Run Time: 1:01:16
Guest: Joey Ryan (3:00); Jimmy Valiant (12:17)
Monday, December 14, 2015
2015 Year in Review/2016 Year in Preview: Chikara
The season-capper Photo Credit: Zia Hiltey |
Promotion: Chikara Pro Wrestling
What Happened in 2015: The waters of the Flood had receded quite tidily after Icarus used the Estonian Thunder Frog's hammer to dispatch Deucalion at the 2014 season finale. With the behemoth and his hype man, Jimmy Jacobs out the picture, Chikara was left in a state of flux, albeit a happy one given the ragtag band of masks had been granted a new lease on life. Still, the way the Flood was beaten back left many with a bitter taste in their mouths. Deucalion killed many Chikara stalwarts, but was fighting death with death the best path to go down?
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Cheap Heat Dec. 10
Reigns as a Mongol warlord? The idea was floated on this podcast Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Show: Cheap Heat
Episode: “Tables, Ladders, Who Cares?” (Dec. 10, 2015)
Run Time: 56:24
Guest: None
Friday, December 11, 2015
Best Coast Bias: You Have One New Message
If Bálor keeps getting his lunch handed to him, maybe there's something he can summon... Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Next week was the trip to the fireworks factory, and it's not exactly a secret. Given the fact that it's going to be not only a two-hour live spectacuganza that usually causes a spasm of hosannas and fist pumps from the cognoscenti, but in addition will not only be the first time that NXT takes such things out of the country but into a sold-out and presumably rabid London crowd to boot? Well, it can be forgiven that this week's show was the bubble wrap to make sure the value package that the entire imprint has on the line coming up on the 16th got delivered across the pond safely.
Labels:
Alexa Bliss,
Baron Corbin,
Bayley,
Colin Cassidy,
Dana Brooke,
Dubstep Cowboys,
Elias Samson,
Emma,
Enzo Amore,
Eva Marie,
KANA,
KC Cassidy,
Nia Jax,
Prince Devitt,
Samoa Joe,
the Hype Bros,
Uhaa Nation
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Ep. 279
Austin talks to a daredevil this episode Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Show: Steve Austin Show
Episode: 279 (Dec. 8, 2015)
Run Time: 1:17:13
Guest: Lathan McKay (21:48)
Thursday, December 10, 2015
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Talk is Jericho, Episode 201
Jericho has the Lass-Kicker on his podcast Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Show: Talk is Jericho
Episode: 201
Run Time: 1:19:42
Guest: Becky Lynch
Monday, December 7, 2015
The Crowning Glory: Live Report from Chikara's Top Banana
An important Champion Photo Credit: Zia Hiltey |
The Hoss Playground: Inspire Pro Undeniable Review
Starks and ACH hear Hoyt roar Photo Credit: Joel Loeschman |
Smackdown: Friendship is Magic
Trouble amongst friends again? Photo Credit: WWE.com |
They teased Miz taking Neville under his wing and while the reference they used was Daniel Bryan, I'd really, really like to see Damien Sandow return as a result. Maybe he could pop up to warn Neville or feud with him. I don't care. It's a crime that Sandow has been off my TV for so long, and Neville needs something to do, since every other potential storyline he's been involved in has been pretty instantly aborted. His match against Tyler Breeze was fine, but Neville could have been anyone, as the match was just furthering Breeze's angle with Dolph Ziggler (who managed to not be insufferable on guest commentary). Neville needs something of his own, and the Miz is so good at being awful that everyone who associates with him is instantly elevated.
Labels:
Becky Lynch,
Charlotte,
Friendship Is Magic,
League of Nations,
New Day,
PAC,
Smackdown,
The Miz,
Wyatt Family
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Ep. 278
The Patriot is on Steve Austin's show Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Show: Steve Austin Show — Unleashed!
Episode: 278 (Dec. 2, 105)
Run Time: 1:29:56
Guest: Del Wilkes (5:42)
Friday, December 4, 2015
Best Coast Bias: This Show Sponsored By 1-800-COLLECT-AN-ASS-WHUPPIN'
A hard-hitting main event win for the number one contender Photo Credit: WWE.com |
The close of the program this week showed Samoa Joe, borderline frothing at the mouth with the look of a man possessed and Tommaso Ciampa still recovering from having almost being pressed into a cube before being made to tap out lest he get choked out. In the previous 600 seconds that'd wrapped up the show, the message to Finn Bálor being about as transparent as a newly cleaned glass window--the Champ better show up with a handful of explosives if he wants to keep his reign going, since what we're getting now is Peak Joe, a superheavyweight who moves like a cruiser and only blows up his opponent's internal organs with his striking capabilities.
Labels:
Baron Corbin,
Best Coast Bias,
Chad Gable,
Dash Wilder,
Emma,
Gionna Daddio,
James Storm,
Jason Jordan,
Leo Kruger,
Leva Bates,
Nia Jax,
Samoa Joe,
Scott Dawson,
THE VAUDEVILLIANS,
Tomasso Ciampa,
Tye Dillinger
The Last Refuge Of the Scoundrels: CWF Mid-Atlantic BattleCade '16 Preview
Lee and Royal are big reasons why CWF Mid-Atlantic needs your attention Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein |
We're getting to the end of the year, and, for one of the best (and perhaps most underrated) promotions in the country, it means one thing, and one thing only. CWF Mid-Atlantic is going to try and knock our socks off again. And I, for one, am betting on them. Because they might be the best promotion that not enough people are talking about. BattleCade, their end of year spectacular where we assume all of the major storylines will be ended in satisfying fashion. But what if you're like me, and can't get down to Burlington, NC for the big show but are still a fan of this company? Welcome aboard. I'll help.
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Art Of Wrestling Ep. 279
Scorpio appears on the Art of Wrestling Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein |
Show: Art Of Wrestling
Episode: 279 (Dec. 3, 2015)
Run Time: 1:00:45
Guest: 2 Cold Scorpio
Thursday, December 3, 2015
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Cheap Heat Dec. 2
The League of Nations gets prime audio real estate on Cheap Heat Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Show: Cheap Heat
Episode: “The Clotheshorsemen” (Dec. 2, 2015)
Run Time: 1:08:25
Guest: None
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Believe Victims, Believe Survivors
The accusations against Honma are grave, but accusers should be believed Photo via Wikipedia |
Best Coast Bias: Y'All A Bunch Of Puppets
Special Guest Star Charles Robinson! Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Small wonder that around this time last week it was NXT's resident beacon of light who found herself in a situation that, for non-fans of chilling alternate universes, most easily brought to mind It's A Wonderful Life.
Labels:
Bayley,
Best Coast Bias,
Charles Robinson,
Dana Brooke,
Dash Wilder,
El Generico,
Emma,
Eva Marie,
Jesse Sorensen,
KANA,
Michael Cole,
Prince Devitt,
Samoa Joe,
Scott Dawson,
THE VAUDEVILLIANS,
Uhaa Nation
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Eps. 276/277
Foley is on Austin's latest podcast Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
I Listen So You Don't Have To: Art Of Wrestling Ep. 278
Roode talks to Cabana this week Photo Credit: Lee South/ImpactWrestling.com |
Show: Art Of Wrestling
Episode: 278 (Nov. 26, 2015)
Run Time: 1:04:24
Guest: Bobby Roode (10:44)
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