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| IT'S AN OBARIYON SIGHTING! Photo Credit: ...unknown? |
Obaryion and Kodama are the scary new tag team to burst onto the scene. While it is rumored that the druids who were palling around with UltraMantis Black at Chikarasaurus Rex: King of Show are indeed these two frightful individuals, Mantis has denied it. And why wouldn't he? I've you've seen these guys up close, you'd know! I've had trouble finding pictures of both these wrestlers (named for Japanese demons) together, as I've heard that if you try to get them to pose with each other for a picture, they'll steal your soul and also go back in time to fornicate with your mother so that you'll have an evil, soullless twin of yourself wandering around the Earth, ready to kill you.
Seriously, they should just call these two "Nightmare Fuel" and get it over with. I cringe at what their roles in Chikara will be, as they will most certainly become the new official children-scarers of Chikara. Unlike Chuck Taylor, who holds that title now, they won't do it in entertaining fashion either.
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