11/10 Future Endeavors Power Poll: Haiku You

Sweet wizard beard, bro
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Welcome to yet another edition of the Future Endeavors Power Poll, a poll ranking wrestlers on a weekly basis based on how awesomely they performed or were portrayed on a Tuesday-to-Monday cycle. It is voted by a who's-who of wrestling bloggers, including my blogging Brozzy Brosbourne PizzaBodySlam. I will list the top ten, and then post and comment on my ballot. Here goes:

1. Alberto Del Rio (4)
2. Mark Henry (1)
3. CM Punk (2)
4. Randy Orton (6)
5. Cody Rhodes (10)
6. Bobby Roode (NR)
7. Awesome Truth (8)
8. Zack Ryder (7)
9. John Morrison (NR)
10. Kevin Nash (NR)

And now, my ballot, in haiku form

1. Darin Childs

Reps Anarchy hard
Three title matches three days
Pictured here with B-Stroud

2. Athena

Like Childs, she also
Wrestled three matches, three days
Anarchy is fun

3. The All-Nite Express

Beat American Wolves
Push isn't for real until
They beat the Bashams

4. Daniel Bryan

Only man in the world
Who can stand up to split wig
Plus, what a sweet beard

5. Mark Henry

Split D-Bryan's wig
No one can stop Hall of Pain
Where's his t-shirt, 'E?

6. Bobby Roode

He's turning heel now
For what reason? No one knows
No one'll ever know

7. Jay Lethal

Best known for Macho
Impersonation but he's
Really cool regardless

8. Zack Ryder

Zack Ryder rules, bro
Woo woo woo, you know it, bro
I am serious

9. Jay Briscoe

ROH's best match
Also, hilarious Twitter
Don't mind racism

10. Jack Swagger

A victory lap
For beating Santino, guy?
Somehow, it worked, yes