Tuesday, November 13, 2012

ACH Is Coming Back to Chikara Because God Loves Us

Yes!
Photo Credit: Texas Anarchy
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ACH had some harsh words to throw at current Young Lions Cup Champion Mark "MR. Touchdown" Angelosetti. He's petitioning to get another shot at the Cup he had slip so closely through his fingers in Indianapolis back in August against the same Angelosetti who holds it now. I heard things from a little birdie (Sadly, not Sapphire the Feral Pigeon, RIP, also at the hands of Angelosetti) that this match will probably happen at the season finale iPPV, Under the Hood, taking place in Philadelphia at the Trocadero. Hey wait, Philadelphia? I LIVE VERY NEAR PHILADELPHIA! YES! YES!

The match hasn't been announced yet, but two big things have. First, the two most recent former Campeones de Parejas, 3.0 and the Team FIST duo of Chuck Taylor and Johnny Gargano, have accumulated two points and will have a winner take all match to decide who gets the third one and the shot at the Young Bucks (or, God help us all, Marty Janetty and Sean Waltman, who also have two points and will more than likely have three after Cibernetico when they wrestle the Heart Throbs and could end up challenging the Bucks here for the straps). Secondly, there will be a Homecoming Queen crowned. So far, the only person running for this that I know of is Miss Veronica Ticklefeather. However, I'm still mad at her for not only spurning Archibald Peck but trading in her majorette baton for pom poms. So I will more than likely cast my vote for Zia or Saturyne or maybe even Daizee Haze because even if she is retired, she needs to make an appearance for old time's sake, amirite?