The Twelve Days of HOSSMAS

MEEEEERRRRRRRYYYY HOSSMAS!
Photoshop Credit: Andrew Southern

We here at The Wrestling Blog love several things: food, beer, sports, and obviously, wrestling. We also love Christmas, as it's a time of year where people come to celebrate, and what better thing to celebrate, the thing we're all thankful for above all else, than the almighty HOSS. SO this year, we combine the power of the HOSS with Christmas to give you HOSSMAS. And here's the official anthem, the Twelve Days of HOSSMAS. Enjoy.

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On the first day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
An angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the second day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the third day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the fourth day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Four Master Locks
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the fifth day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Five Vader Bombs!
Four Master Locks
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the sixth day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Six Andres froing
Five Vader Bombs!
Four Master Locks
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the seventh day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Seven Bam Bams butting
Six Andres froing
Five Vader Bombs!
Four Master Locks
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the eighth day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Eight Yokos squashing
Seven Bam Bams butting
Six Andres froing
Five Vader Bombs!
Four Master Locks
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the ninth day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Nine Big Shows smoking
Eight Yokos squashing
Seven Bam Bams butting
Six Andres froing
Five Vader Bombs!
Four Master Locks
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the tenth day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Ten Lesnars leaping
Nine Big Shows smoking
Eight Yokos squashing
Seven Bam Bams butting
Six Andres froing
Five Vader Bombs!
Four Master Locks
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the eleventh day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Eleven Rybacks feeding
Ten Lesnars leaping
Nine Big Shows smoking
Eight Yokos squashing
Seven Bam Bams butting
Six Andres froing
Five Vader Bombs!
Four Master Locks
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

On the twelfth day of Hossmas, Tony Atlas gave to me
Twelve Clays a-dancing
Eleven Rybacks feeding
Ten Lesnars leaping
Nine Big Shows smoking
Eight Yokos squashing
Seven Bam Bams butting
Six Andres froing
Five Vader Bombs!
Four Master Locks
Three bench presses
Two painted Roadies
And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry

And an angry, sweaty Mark Henry!

MERRY HOSSMAS, EVERYONE!