Randy Orton Lost Clean? *GASP*

RED BELLY wins clean? *faints*
Photo Credit: WWE.com

Hey guys, last night, a truly momentous occasion happened. Randy Orton lost a match to a guy who wasn’t equal or above him in the pecking order cleanly to his finisher. There were no shenanigans, no shady tactics. Basically, the feeling I had while watching the end of John Cena/Dolph Ziggler was the multiplicative inverse of the one I had while watching RED BELLY drop the Bull Hammer across Orton’s jaw and pinned him decisively. It’s an occurrence SO rare, that it’s at a lower frequency than the following events:

• A blue moon
• A perfect game in baseball
• A Dave Meltzer five-star match that happens between two American workers in the US
• A one-point safety in the NCAA
• Halley’s Comet
• Election of a new pope
• Release of a new Guns ‘n Roses album
• Martin Scorsese movie without Leonardo DiCaprio
• Mark Madden actually enjoying something that happened in wrestling after 2000
• A Bill Belichick smile
• George RR Martin releasing a Song of Fire and Ice book
• Basketball quadruple-double
• Dusty Rhodes’ tweets with perfect grammar, spelling, syntax, and punctuation
• Critically-acclaimed Michael Bay or Jerry Bruckheimer movies
• Manned moon missions
• Harlem Globetrotters’ losing
• Any kind of facial movement aside from blinking or talking from Nick Saban
• A Morgan Freeman quote on Facebook that’s actually is attributable to him
• Shows on CBS not insulting to most peoples’ intelligence
• Mark Henry’s standing corkscrew 450 splash

That’s just a snapshot of how rare this kind of thing happens. Anyway, good for Wade Barrett. At least WWE has an idea on how they need to protect ONE of their non-established main event-stars in waiting.