The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Ranking: January 7th

HAPPY BRYAN YEAR!
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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - Bryan retains his top spot for his benevolence in giving 3MB a shot to be all they could have been on New Year's. HIS FINGER IS ON THE PULSE! IT'S ON THE PULSE!

2. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - She is not only a legit badass, but she's also a dispenser of sage advice.

3. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 7) - I heard she's at RAW tonight. FREAK OUT! FREAK OUT! FREAK OUT!

4. Eggs on a Steak (Last Week: Not Ranked) OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED RANKING - I had this at Longhorn on Friday, and it blew my mind. BLEW. MY. MIND!

5. The Possum in My Shed (Last Week: 9) - I haven't seen him in a week. I fear he's plotting. PLOTTING HIS REVENGE.

6. Mike Carey (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Man, most of these playoff games were turds this weekend, so I'll give the best ranking to the only guy who seemed to be doing his job with any enthusiasm... the referee.

7. Chip Kelly (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Gotta give props to the man who duped the Eagles out of a delicious meal just to get more leverage from his job at home. That's gamesmanship!

8. Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian (Last Week: 6) - Last week it was AJ Styles. This past week, it was James Storm. Next week, it should be Rob van Dam. Or maybe not, because then they might end up too lazy.

9. Kevin Steen (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Check the Twitter feed. He was DISHING BACKSTAGE DIRT FROM THE ROH TAPINGZ.

10. Mark Henry (Last Week: 10) - MARK HENRY FACT: Mark Henry rang in the new year by flying to Mercury to party on the coolest place in the Solar System, the dark side of the planet.