The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, March 25th

History in the making, best in the world?
Photo Credit: Michael Perez/Associated Press

Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - In the act of retiring, Jerry Lynn transferred all his powers among his students for their usage, and now, with the power of Chippendale bowtie and THE CRADLE PILEDRIVER, I can't see how anyone can stop Summerlyn.

2. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 3) - I would have ranked him number one if he had made fun of Big E. Langston for wearing a 2T-sized child's onesie as ring gear.

3. Mark Henry (Last Week: 1) - I didn't want to dock him for getting hurt, but I am going to dock him for not eating Vickie Guerrero and using Teddy Long as a toothpick on RAW last week. No one announces Mark Henry's WrestleMania match except Mark Henry. NO ONE.

4. Florida Gulf Coast University Men's Basketball Team (Last Week: Didn't Exist Not Ranked) - The first 15 seed to make it into the Sweet 16? Naw, that's not why they're here. They do a mean funky chicken.

5. Adam Cole (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The handsome rapscallion escaped Reseda with his World Championship with a handful of tights and pocket full of sunshine. No word on whether Drake Younger drove him back east with chase music. I have no idea why I went there with this. Just trust me on this one.

6. The Lithuanian Snow Troll (Last Week: Not Ranked) - AND THE BALTIC SIEGE IS COMPLETE! I have to say, very impressive choice to round out the group. I approve.

7. Hummus (Last Week: Not Ranked) OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - Such a versatile snack food. You can eat it with vegetables, chips, spread it on sandwiches, and it comes in several different varieties.

8. assailANT (Last Week: Not Ranked) - He took home all the potassium by beating Mark Angelosetti at Wrestling Is Fun! The funniest thing? His finisher is called the GTS, which stands for "Get The Sugar."

9. Bully Ray (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Bully Ray should teach classes on how to enact a secret plan for [insert scope here] domination, especially to every James Bond villain who ever existed.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: If you don't submit a TWB 100 ballot, Sara del Rey will cut you.