The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, April 1st

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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 2) - Apparently, he's including bear propaganda in Saturday Morning Slam. If he actually wrestles a bear on SMS, I'll have to tune in.

2. Mark Henry (Last Week: 3) - He singlehandedly took out the Usos on RAW, but afterwards, he took them out for Chipotle. The World's Strongest Man is not without compassion.

3. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 1) - I don't know which side of the Twix she likes, but my guess is she's keeping it secret so as not to sway public support.

4. John Laurinaitis (Last Week: Not Ranked) - This sounds wack, but goddammit, I missed Big Johnny.

5. Easter Ham (Last Week: Not Ranked) OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - I used to be on Hashtag Team Turkey, but man, ham has gone HAM on me lately. So good.

6. Cheerleader Melissa (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Not only is she a world-class wrestler, she knows first aid!

7. Colin Delaney (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Despite entering at #1 in the Gauntlet for the Gold, he won the whole thing. He's more extreme than Ric Flair, Rey Mysterio, and Shawn Michaels!

8. The Big Show (Last Week: Not Ranked) - This isn't so much for him, but he's an alumnus of Wichita State, and hey, Final Four!

9. Florida Gulf Coast University Men's Basketball Team (Last Week: 4) - Yeah, they lost in the Sweet 16, but man, they deserve one last go around on here because they're so goddamn fun.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: del Rey is not only the Queen of Wrestling, but she's also been named the ceremonial Queen of the Island of Ni'ihau.