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"And I'd have gotten away with it, if not for you pesky writers!"
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According to Eric Bischoff, that omnipresent, malintented boogeyman known as "The Internet" is a villain most perfidious.
In an interview he said that "the dirt sheets, the blogs, whatever you want to call them" hurt the business, wrestlers, and CREDIBILITY by operating on false or partial information. Because you see, WCW would still be alive if not for the small amount of people calling its shittiness out behind paywalls or on message boards. Oh, and Twitter memes and amplification of voices that aren't Bischoff's, Dixie Carter's, or Hulk Hogan's are totally ruining lives, man. TOTALLY. Through means of my own, I have found a list of several other things that Bischoff thinks ruin the wrestling business other than his own inherent flaws or the mistakes of other people, whether he's worked with them or competed with them.
- People wanting health insurance
- People wanting honest wages
- Occupy Wall Street
- VK Wallstreet
- Irwin R. Schyster
- Mike Rotunda
- Bo Dallas
- Bray Wyatt
- Husky Harris
- The Washington Huskies
- The Washington Redskins
- The Washington Generals
- General Norman Schwartzkopf
- General Hugh G. Rection
- Viagra
- Vioxx
- Vitale, Dick
- Vitalogy
- Ticketmaster
- Chris Masters
- Gene Snitsky
- Eugene
- Gene Roddenberry
- Capt. Kirk
- Capt. Picard
- The Borg
- Bjorn Borg
- Baby Bjorn
- Baby Huey
- Huey "Kingfish" Long
- Howie Long
- Chevy Trucks
- Chevy Chase
- Chevy Chase, MD
- College Park, MD
- Randy Edsall
- University of Maryland
- #B1G
- SEC, the football conference
- SEC, the Securities and Exchange Commission
- Barack Obama
- Barack Obama's birth certificate
- Donald Trump
- Donald Trump's toupee
- Bobby Lashley
- Kurt Angle
- Sting
- Hulk Hogan
- Eric Bischoff
And now that Bischoff has recursively blamed himself for everything going wrong in the industry, he took full blame and committed
seppuku... psych, he just shrugged it off and was all like "get outta here loser, I never said that, death to the poor."
