Ain't No Feud Like a Dad-Feud

WHO ELSE HAS LAID CLAIM TO THE TITLE OF ULTIMATE DAD WITH TITUS O'NEIL?
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Titus O'Neil may be a brash, barking, bravado-filled Tag Team Champion in the narrative, but when he's not in a WWE ring, he's a devoted father, so much so that he was bestowed the Celebrity Dad of the Year Award this year. No one can take an award about being a father away from a man, but that didn't stop New Day from trying on Monday night:

Kofi Kingston threw down the GAUNTLET at RAW with help from his buddies Xavier Woods and Big E. Honestly, as a father, matters of dad-hood are very concerning to me. It's distressing that WWE didn't even get behind Kingston, who has a son, as a Dad of the Year candidate. However, since the challenge has been thrown down, the only way they can settle it is through a round of DADOLYMPICS.

O'Neil and Kingston shall engage in a rousing slate of competition that will prove once and for all who the Dad of the Year is that will include:

• Meat grilling decathlon 
• Rhythmic handyman gymnastics
• Jorts competition (like the swimsuit competition, only with jorts)
• Dad joke relay
• Pool and lawn care games
• Timed self-oil change

Of course, those categories wouldn't be the only dad-competitions, but they'd be a good start. Honestly, O'Neil and Kingston engaging in DADOLYMPICS would be several times more entertaining that what their teams' current feud is, which is watching other tag teams wrestle and then distract each other afterwards? I honestly have no clue.