|Above: Something Donald Trump thought was a shoot|
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Anyway, if anyone has stories about Trump, embarrassing or otherwise, those people reside in WWE. Everyone's favorite super-indie promoter Triple H went on the Opie and Anthony Show back in 2008, back before co-host Anthony Cumia went full racist loon, and regaled a tale about how after the Vince McMahon limo explosion angle everyone, including Trump, called Titan Towers to see if McMahon was really dead:
Of course, this incident wasn't the first time someone has fallen for a WWE storyline like the company was playing out its day-to-day operations on cable television. Remember when useful idiot and capitalist fanboy Darren Rovell famously tweeted about how the transfer of power from McMahon to Triple H during Summer of Punk 2: PUNK HARDER was a potential SEC violation? The biggest difference is that Rovell is only a cog in the machine. Trump's running the whole thing. Additionally, the motherfucker can't even sell a goddamn Stone Cold Stunner correctly either:
We are so fucked.