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Jaxson Ryker: is still here despite the fact that he does not spark joy
Humberto Carrillo: inexplicably doomed Disaster Kick! Handspring back elbow! Standing moonsault!
Ryker: beats on him with a bunch of forearms, hits his finisher
Carrillo: rolls out
Ryker: throws him into the barricade a few times, then over it, then drives some knees into him
Bell: rings presumably due to a double countout
Ryker: keeps going
Allied Strikers: make the save
Those Guys: bail eventually
Adam Cole: poses for photos in the back then immediately gets flustered over Roddy's main event spot tonight I thought Johnny would be man enough to challenge the leader, but clearly he's afraid, so Roddy will do what I would – beat that pathetic Gargano to a pulp what are YOU smiling at?
Matt Riddle: All the drama because your boy's got a match.
Cole: You think that's funny?
Riddle: I think it's hilarious, bro. Moreover: what are you going to do about it?
Cole: sputtering I have bigger things to worry about. stomps off
Riddle: poses for photos in the back
Bourne and Boujee: sass their way out to meet
Candice LeRae: waits a couple beats for her mystery partner
Lacy Catanzaro: is that Handstand on the ropes into the headscissors! Somersault axe kick!
B and B: use their rare power advantage and beat her down
Lacy: counters a double suplex with a double neckbreaker and tags out
Candice: Missile dropkick! Baseball slide! Step through jawbreaker! Running reverse avalanche! Step up senton! Cupcakebrada!
Referee: Winners!
Io: Cathy, what Shayna did last week was terrible. S
the MMA Horsewomen: swarm and beat Io into position
Shayna: lands her step up knee on Io before she and her underlings walk off
Master Regal: I'm unbelievably happy to add KUSHIDA to the brand. It took a lot of hard work to put the deal together.
KO1.0: Master Regal.
Master Regal: Young Kassius. My compliments towards your efforts on my side of the pond. I know a bit about that myself, as you may remember.
KO1.0: smiles Well, I'm trying to teach the youth. I mean, KUSHIDA for example. He's an excellent technician, but no one knows the Japanese style as well as me, as you may remember. So I would like to offer myself as his opponent for his debut next week.
Master Regal: opens his mouth
KO1.0: holds up his hands in compliance Just think about it. leaves
Master Regal: That does sound rather wonderful, doesn't it, yes. So next week Kassius Ohno will take on - in his NXT debut - KUSHIDA.
Street Profits: swag their way out
War Raider Cougar Mellencamp: come out
Montez Ford: Tope con hilo!
Angelo Dawkins: Spear! Spinebuster! DO IT NOW! tags
Montez Ford: Frog splash!
Rowe: barely kicks out, then counters their Doomsday Device variant and tags out
Hanson: Nashwalk slam! Flying splut! Cartwheel LARIAT! controls the arm
Announce: all note him slowing down the match after the Profits' unpredictable pre-bell start
Rowe: Tag! Slam you! Slam Hanson on you!
Dawkins: Desperation right!
Both: tag
Montez: High elevation dropkick! Delayed backplex! Kip up and standing moonsault! Tag!
Profits: Assisted Shiranui! Double whip!
Hanson: Double handspring back elbow! Tag!
Rowe: Exploder! Judo knee! Shotgun dropkick!
War Raider Starship Airplane: Assisted hip attack! Springboard lariat into a German! MJOLNIR!
Referee: Winners!
the Artists Formerly Known As War Raiders: celebrate with their belts
Street Profits: look a combination of respectful and sad from their butts on the ramp
Johnny Gargano: comes out with Goldie to a huge pop
Roderick Strong: comes out solo
Announce: is immediately all over this
Roddy: controls the mat wrestling for a bit
Johnny: controls the mat wrestling to the point that Roddy bails Heh. Superkick from the apron!
Roddy: Wheelbarrow into a half nelson backbreaker into the apron! gets Johnny in Gutbuster! Canadian rack backbreaker! Rope assisted bow and arrow!
Johnny: waves him on
Roddy: stomps the crap out of him Gory Especial! fights until Johnny bails
Johnny: PRANK, BITCH armdrag into the steps! Gamengiri! Superman spear!
Roddy: Kickout!
Johnny: Rollthru kick! Cannonball off the apron! Slingshot DD
Roddy: Counter gutbuster
Johnny: Counter counter rana! Basement superkick!
Roddy: ...kickout.
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Johnny: starts chopping Roddy so hard spit flies
Both: dodge the other out of the corner
Roddy: Capture backbreaker
Johnny: Counter knees and a discus lariat
Roddy: Counter your counter
Johnny: Counter your counter counter!
Roddy: Counter your counter counter counter!
Johnny: What?
Roddy: Right? I mean, butterfly backbreaker out of the Superman II spear!
Johnny: ...kickout.
Both: throw forearms
Johnny: Step u Owenzuigiri!
Roddy: See it and raise corner Punk knee! Bret backbreaker! Have fun on Cloud 9!
Johnny:
Johnny:
Johnny: ...kickout.
Strong: Hold!
Johnny: Upkicks, upkicks, and more upkicks! Are you down? That means there's Gargano Escape!
Roddy: fends it off...for a while
Everyone: looks towards the entryway
Adam Cole: comes out and smacktalks Johnny
Johnny: back elbows Roddy into compliance and returns it
Not rEDragon: come out for backup
Definitely Matt Riddle: starts fighting them and Cole
Roddy and Johnny: jockey for position in the ring
Matt Riddle: sends Cole backwards
Johnny: slips Roddy
Cole: hits a step up Owenzuigiri – on Roddy
Johnny: Good night topes Cole and good luck slingshot DDT on Roddy
Referee: Winner!
Johnny: looks at Cole and laughs before getting Goldie and his hand raised
Cole: looks irate on the floor, then after a few beats gets in the ring and apologizes to Roddy
Riddle: smiling on the ramp Bump? What do you say?
Johnny: She's all yours, Bro. bump between them both, they leave
Roddy: looks understandably aggrieved but also seems to take the apology in stride(ish)
the Undisputed Era: leave, not really separate...but not really together, either
Humberto Carrillo: inexplicably doomed Disaster Kick! Handspring back elbow! Standing moonsault!
Ryker: beats on him with a bunch of forearms, hits his finisher
Carrillo: rolls out
Ryker: throws him into the barricade a few times, then over it, then drives some knees into him
Bell: rings presumably due to a double countout
Ryker: keeps going
Allied Strikers: make the save
Those Guys: bail eventually
Adam Cole: poses for photos in the back then immediately gets flustered over Roddy's main event spot tonight I thought Johnny would be man enough to challenge the leader, but clearly he's afraid, so Roddy will do what I would – beat that pathetic Gargano to a pulp what are YOU smiling at?
Matt Riddle: All the drama because your boy's got a match.
Cole: You think that's funny?
Riddle: I think it's hilarious, bro. Moreover: what are you going to do about it?
Cole: sputtering I have bigger things to worry about. stomps off
Riddle: poses for photos in the back
Bourne and Boujee: sass their way out to meet
Candice LeRae: waits a couple beats for her mystery partner
Lacy Catanzaro: is that Handstand on the ropes into the headscissors! Somersault axe kick!
B and B: use their rare power advantage and beat her down
Lacy: counters a double suplex with a double neckbreaker and tags out
Candice: Missile dropkick! Baseball slide! Step through jawbreaker! Running reverse avalanche! Step up senton! Cupcakebrada!
Referee: Winners!
Io: Cathy, what Shayna did last week was terrible. S
the MMA Horsewomen: swarm and beat Io into position
Shayna: lands her step up knee on Io before she and her underlings walk off
Master Regal: I'm unbelievably happy to add KUSHIDA to the brand. It took a lot of hard work to put the deal together.
KO1.0: Master Regal.
Master Regal: Young Kassius. My compliments towards your efforts on my side of the pond. I know a bit about that myself, as you may remember.
KO1.0: smiles Well, I'm trying to teach the youth. I mean, KUSHIDA for example. He's an excellent technician, but no one knows the Japanese style as well as me, as you may remember. So I would like to offer myself as his opponent for his debut next week.
Master Regal: opens his mouth
KO1.0: holds up his hands in compliance Just think about it. leaves
Master Regal: That does sound rather wonderful, doesn't it, yes. So next week Kassius Ohno will take on - in his NXT debut - KUSHIDA.
Street Profits: swag their way out
War Raider Cougar Mellencamp: come out
Montez Ford: Tope con hilo!
Angelo Dawkins: Spear! Spinebuster! DO IT NOW! tags
Montez Ford: Frog splash!
Rowe: barely kicks out, then counters their Doomsday Device variant and tags out
Hanson: Nashwalk slam! Flying splut! Cartwheel LARIAT! controls the arm
Announce: all note him slowing down the match after the Profits' unpredictable pre-bell start
Rowe: Tag! Slam you! Slam Hanson on you!
Dawkins: Desperation right!
Both: tag
Montez: High elevation dropkick! Delayed backplex! Kip up and standing moonsault! Tag!
Profits: Assisted Shiranui! Double whip!
Hanson: Double handspring back elbow! Tag!
Rowe: Exploder! Judo knee! Shotgun dropkick!
War Raider Starship Airplane: Assisted hip attack! Springboard lariat into a German! MJOLNIR!
Referee: Winners!
the Artists Formerly Known As War Raiders: celebrate with their belts
Street Profits: look a combination of respectful and sad from their butts on the ramp
Johnny Gargano: comes out with Goldie to a huge pop
Roderick Strong: comes out solo
Announce: is immediately all over this
Roddy: controls the mat wrestling for a bit
Johnny: controls the mat wrestling to the point that Roddy bails Heh. Superkick from the apron!
Roddy: Wheelbarrow into a half nelson backbreaker into the apron! gets Johnny in Gutbuster! Canadian rack backbreaker! Rope assisted bow and arrow!
Johnny: waves him on
Roddy: stomps the crap out of him Gory Especial! fights until Johnny bails
Johnny: PRANK, BITCH armdrag into the steps! Gamengiri! Superman spear!
Roddy: Kickout!
Johnny: Rollthru kick! Cannonball off the apron! Slingshot DD
Roddy: Counter gutbuster
Johnny: Counter counter rana! Basement superkick!
Roddy: ...kickout.
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Johnny: starts chopping Roddy so hard spit flies
Both: dodge the other out of the corner
Roddy: Capture backbreaker
Johnny: Counter knees and a discus lariat
Roddy: Counter your counter
Johnny: Counter your counter counter!
Roddy: Counter your counter counter counter!
Johnny: What?
Roddy: Right? I mean, butterfly backbreaker out of the Superman II spear!
Johnny: ...kickout.
Both: throw forearms
Johnny: Step u Owenzuigiri!
Roddy: See it and raise corner Punk knee! Bret backbreaker! Have fun on Cloud 9!
Johnny:
Johnny:
Johnny: ...kickout.
Strong: Hold!
Johnny: Upkicks, upkicks, and more upkicks! Are you down? That means there's Gargano Escape!
Roddy: fends it off...for a while
Everyone: looks towards the entryway
Adam Cole: comes out and smacktalks Johnny
Johnny: back elbows Roddy into compliance and returns it
Not rEDragon: come out for backup
Definitely Matt Riddle: starts fighting them and Cole
Roddy and Johnny: jockey for position in the ring
Matt Riddle: sends Cole backwards
Johnny: slips Roddy
Cole: hits a step up Owenzuigiri – on Roddy
Johnny: Good night topes Cole and good luck slingshot DDT on Roddy
Referee: Winner!
Johnny: looks at Cole and laughs before getting Goldie and his hand raised
Cole: looks irate on the floor, then after a few beats gets in the ring and apologizes to Roddy
Riddle: smiling on the ramp Bump? What do you say?
Johnny: She's all yours, Bro. bump between them both, they leave
Roddy: looks understandably aggrieved but also seems to take the apology in stride(ish)
the Undisputed Era: leave, not really separate...but not really together, either
