Friday, July 26, 2019

NXT In 60 Seconds for July 24, 2019

And yet
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Jordan Myles: comes out to a pop
Angel Garza: comes out to a bigger one, again ignores all guy fans in the front row to kiss the hand of a female one
Nigel and Beth: talk about how cute he is before the bell
Myles: proffers the hand of friendship
Garza: fakes taking it and spins away, then gets arm control
Nigel: again notes this is a handsome luchador
Myles: Cartwheel to a backflip to a basement dropkick! BALLIN'!
Full Sailors: Jordan Myles! Jordan Myles! Jordan Myles!
Him: Wrecking ball dropkick!
Garza: Legsweep into the apron!
Full Sailors: have mixed feelings about this
Garza: Into the steps with you! Now into the barricade! whips off the pants
Full Sailors: are above mixed feelings now
Nigel and Beth: are right there with them
Garza: Delayed butterfly backbreaker! Modified camel clutch! Superkick!
Myles: Kickout! Corner kicks! MDK corner lariat! Flying
Garza: Interceptor dropkick! Quebrada!
Myles: Dodge!
Garza: Ah, but I landed on my feet.
Myles: Good! Legsweep! Basement superkick! MDK II! Deadlift bridging German suplex!
Referee: Winner!
Nigel and Beth: aw
Myles: seems pleasantly slightly surprised

Shane Thorne: (after ripping off Mauro's headset) This tournament is dumb. None of these 8 can hold a candle to me at their best and my The Worst. I've been here while they've been wishing to be here. I don't need a tournament to break out; I'll do it all on my own.

Jonathan Grapples: picks a stip he likes that for some reason he thinks he's good at: a street fight

Xia Li: comes out to a decent pop
Bianca BelAir: gets about a 60-40 positive reaction Power into the corner! Shoulders to the ribs! Hammer shots! Glam Slam! Handspring moonsault across the back! Release Hallaway slam!
Full Sailors: (not all, but most) EST! EST! EST!
Bianca: Bulldog suplex with squats!
Xia: maybe I could
Bianca: Nope! You go splat! Kiss of Death!
Referee: Winner!

Killian Dain: reveals he jumped Riddle last week because of the name, and wants to give him a fuller tour of his world that he introduced the OB to last week

"Security Camera Footage" from the PC "earlier this week": shows Jessamyn Duke leaving a ring
Mia Yim: Surprise, mother[lover]! lays her the eff out, slamming her shoulder into an open locker door

Velveteen Dream: shows up in Hollywood casual gear (brother) with the NA championship I will never step down as champion, for the day the Dream isn't champion is the day the experience dies; when it dies it want to go strMayaight to hell, because that's how it would feel to not be champion. It felt like that when Roderick Strong dared claim victory...he's one hell of a man, and the Dream hears tell he can go all night, but no matter who is or what he can do he is not big enough to ride this ride.
Full Sailors: Vel vet een! Vel vet een! Vel vet een!
Dream: But maybe there's someone out there who can who IS big enough, and if they're within sound of the Dream's voice, the Dream would like to experience them.
Roderick Strong: Cool story, even though you didn't believe a single word you just said. You're ducking me because you're scared; even with the shades on I can see it in your eyes.
Dream: whips off the glasses and stares him down
Strong: I'm the most deserving challenger on this continent. I'm the real deal, and if you give me what I want in Toronto the experience will die. And that's undisputed.
Familar Music: comes on over the PA
Full Sailors: WTFHOORAY! Bruiserweight! Bruiserweight! Bruiserweight!
Pete Dunne: comes down to the ring
Roderick Strong: gets in his ex partner's face and gets his fingers snapped tout suite
Full Sailors: Bruiserweight! Bruiserweight! Bruiserweight!
Dunne: eyes the belt a few times and chuckles
Dream: backs up and leaves the ring, then holds it overhead a couple of times on his way out

[commercials]

Strong: What the hell is this with Dunne? He cannot get a shot when I'm the one who's pinned Dream!
Master Regal: I was talking to my mentor, the NXT UK GM Johnny Saint, and while I had planned on a singles match in Toronto, since we'll have Pete at our disposal it will now be a triple threat.
Strong: Favoritism! Disgusting. I should've known, but it's fine--there won't be a triple threat if you let me fight him next week and take him out.
Master Regal: I'll take it under advisement (he ends up doing it, and less importantly next week Breezus/Ryker as well as the other Breakout semi).
Strong: stomping off Unbelievable.

Kacy Catanzaro: comes out to a good pop
Io Shirai: comes out with the new Tron, theme, and all black everything down to the leather pants
Issa Look: thumbs up
Io: Okada-level dropkick at the bell! Basement Meteora! Butterfly backbreaker!
Candice LeRae: jumps Io Step up Owenzuigiri! Tope! grabs a chair
Io: flees and yells in Candice's direction
Candice: fumes from inside the ring holding the chair

The Champ: notes Regal's institutional biases, says Toronto will be a night of Undisputed gold, and makes his stipulation no stipulation since he's beaten Johnny Soon-Not-Even-Going-To-Be-Able-To-Call-Himself-Wrestling at it over the last 2 Takeovers

Keith Lee: comes out to a good pop
Full Sailors: ♫ Oh, bask in his glooooory! Oh, bask in his glooooooory! ♫
Damian Priest: comes out to a decent reaction, smirks at the singalong Speedball kicks!
Keith Lee: Jumping back kick that almost ended your LIFE do you KNOW WHO I AM!?
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT!
Keith: controls Priest with power as seen above
Priest: Modified Curb Stomp into the bottom buckle! Discus lariat! Crossbody! Falcon Arrow!
Keith: Kickout!
Priest: visibly frustrated Body shots! Pump kick!
Keith: Grizzly Magnum! POOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUNCE!
Full Sailors: Keith Lee! (whoop whoop!) Keith Lee! (whoop whoop!)
Priest: Knee strike! Tope con hil--what the
Keith: Caught, and now
Priest: Slip out the back! Bell clap! Pump kick!
Keith: is Displeased
Priest: uses the ref as a shield Cyclone kick! Reckoning of the Dice!
Unharmed Referee: Winner!