Thursday, September 9, 2010

Aloisia's "Risque" Pics

AloisiaSeveral news sites are reporting that Aloisia, the Amazonian-sized woman who was supposed to compete as Vickie Guerrero's Rookie in NXT Season 3, was demoted back to FCW because there were "risque" pictures of her floating around on the Internet. I know that the WWE is concerned about protecting its image in this PG world, but if that were the case, then why keep Maryse and Tiffany in the camera's eye when they both had done Playboy pictorials in the past? Tiffany got suspended because she allegedly pulled a Tawny Kitaen on Drew McIntyre, not because she showed her boobs on film once.

I really had no interest in seeing these pictures, but then someone linked them on one of the forums I post at. View them here. If these are pictures that will get you "demoted" in your place of work, then either the WWE's gone über-sensitive about this kind of thing because of Linda McMahon's campaign or everyone at Titan Towers had an aneurysm at the same time, leaving only one hyper-fundamentalist religious type with a grudge against tall women in charge. Seriously, I've seen more "risque" photography on WWE.com after the move to PG.

If you want to get the real reason as to why Aloisia got sent down to FCW, you don't need to read a fucking dirtsheet. You need to use common sense. She's 6'9" in a company where the tallest women are Beth Phoenix, who barely stands at eye level with CM Punk and is hurt right now, and Michelle McCool, who may be tall, but doesn't have the meat on her bones to look credible next to Aloisia. She's totally incompatible with the women. You couldn't book her to lose or even show weakness without people going "Getthefuckouttahere". I mean, it's one thing to ruin the Big Show like the WWE has, and the way they've turned him from giant and possible special attraction draw into just another guy is embarrassing, but if they did the same thing to Aloisia, it'd be 1000 times more egregious. It's also entirely possible that she was too green even by WWE Divas standards, although I'm betting that for the same company that lets Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox fumble their way through matches every week, they don't care as much about looking good in the ring.

I will tell you what they should have done. They should have made NXT Season 3 another all male season with one exception. They should have had Aloisia compete with the men. THAT would have turned some heads even more than just having the huge woman compete with a bunch of tiny women. That would have opened up a lot more interesting possibilities, and it might have opened up a segway for, I don't know, Phoenix and possibly Amazing Kong to compete with the men further down the line. To me, that sounds like a moneymaker. Then again, what do I know? I'm just a dumbass smark.

Photo Credit: WWE.com

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