Friday, September 30, 2011

Future Endeavors 9/29 Power Poll: PLZ RT PLZ

#1 in our hearts and in the power poll
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Welcome to yet another edition of the Future Endeavors Power Poll, a poll ranking wrestlers on a weekly basis based on how awesomely they performed or were portrayed on a Tuesday-to-Monday cycle. It is voted by a who's-who of wrestling bloggers, including my blogging Ultimate Bro-rrior PizzaBodySlam. I will list the top ten, and then post and comment on my ballot. Here goes:

1. Mark Henry (Last week: 1)
2. CM Punk (4)
3. John Cena (2)
4. Alberto Del Rio (NR)
5. Cody Rhodes (6)
6. Dolph Ziggler (5)
7. Sheamus (NR)
8. Christian (NR)
9. The Ghan-Am Connection (Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne) (7)
10. Zack Ryder (9)

And now, my ballot, in Facebook C&P status/Twitter RT pandering or lame hashtag style.

1. Mark Henry - A person has 1000 wishes. A WWE superstar only has one, to not fear their wig being split by Mark Henry. 97% of you won't repost this. Won't you be one of the 3% that will?

2. James Storm - Hey, Internet, I just carried Kurt Angle to his first good TV match since his feud with Samoa Joe. Can I get a RT?

3. Robert Roode - GOOD LUCK EVERYONE !!~~This year October has 1 Bound for Glory main event featuring a homegrown TNA talent looking to be elevated by an established imported wrestler. This happens once every 823 years. This is called Beer Money Gags. So copy this to your status and Beer Money will not embarrassingly be jobbed out for the next three months. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without Beer Money winning matches on their TV screen. Copy within 11 minutes. Can't hurt so I did it.

4. CM Punk - #UnderTheMistletoe Punk and like everyone.

5. Dolph Ziggler - #WeCantBeFriends if you come down to the ring as our tag partner only to beat the crap out of us instead of our opponents. (Attn: @WWE_MasonRyan)

6. Sheamus - ‎33 year old professional wrestler comes down to the ring with pale skin. People call him a "jar of mayonnaise", no one knows he's actually quite tan for an Irishman. People call another guy "funny-sounding", no one knows his brogue makes all the badass things he says ... ... ... even more awesome. People make fun of a man's theme song, yeah, but that's pretty much well-deserved, but it's fuckin' funny. Re-post this if you are not against Sheamus, fella.

7. Zack Ryder - Z! TRUE LONG ISLAND STORIES JUST RELEASED THEIR PRICE GRID FOR MEMBERSHIP. $9.99 PER MONTH FOR BROSKI MEMBER SERVICES, $6.99 PER MONTH FOR BIG O MEMBER SERVICES, $3.99 PER MONTH FOR ARE YOU SERIOUS, BRO? MEMBER SERVICES, FREE IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. WHEN YOU SIGN ON TOMORROW MORNING YOU WILL BE PROMPTED FOR PAYMENT INFO...IT IS OFFICIAL IT WAS EVEN ON RAW BEFORE THE TRAILER FOR THE MARINE 4 STARRING JACKSON ANDREWS. RYDER WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE RISING COST OF HAIR GEL. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL WEAR SUNGLASSES AND Z!TLIS WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU DO NOT PAY WWWYKI

8. Christian - #OneMoreMatch - RT if you agree.

9. Nattie Neidhart -
PLEASE KEEP THIS TRUCK MOVING AND SHOW OUR SUPPORT!!!
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TO ALL THOSE WHO HATE KELLY KELLY...PLEASE REPOST

10. Daniel Bryan - I like it with my shoulders on the mat.