Friday, May 31, 2019

NXT In 60 Seconds for May 29, 2019

Is their takeover of NXT fully successful tomorrow?
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Mia Yim and Bianca BelAir: both get slightly positive reactions
Nigel McGuiness: notes as the latter comes out that she still hasn't been pinned in her NXTenure
Mia: Cannonball! World Famous It kicks!
Bianca: Legsweep! Double chickenwing! Full nelson!
Mia: Despertion Ranhei!
Bianca: GIRL. UH uh! Bulldog suplex with squats! 747 and a kip up!
Mia: Tarantula!
Bianca: rakes Mia's face across the middle rope
Mia: Series of rollups! Code Yim! Protect Ya Neck!
Bianca: eats it but rolls out to the floor after the impact
Both: fight on the floor
Bianca: Awful Waffle into the apron! Count her out!
Mia: barely gets back in at 9 as you might expect
Bianca: (clearly combining her violence with a temper tantrum) Hammer shots! Biel! Biel back where you came from! BBD!
Mia: (landing so awkwardly everyone notices) Oofta.
Bianca: Alley Oop!
Mia: What's that?
Bianca: It's a powerbomb where I "over"rotate you so you land behind me on your face.
Mia: Ohhh. Okay. Do you know what yoink is?
Bianca: ...uh, what? What yoink is?
Mia: This is yoink. grabs the braid And somebody around here forgot to Protect They Gotdamned Neck!
Referee: Winner!
Mia: throws up the dub and dances as much as the beating she suffered allows Come back some time and I'll tell you about GORSH.



"Earlier Today": Shayna and the Underlings are getting their picture tooken

Shayna Baszler: You know what the difference between last week and Takeover is? Io doesn't get any weapons, and she's got no friends. I've got mine, and they'll be right there with me.

KUSHIDA: comes out to a good response with some chants
Drew Gulak: ain't about that life, starts off controlling things on the mat
KUSHIDA: fails to be able to reverse or keep the reversals on but starts picking it up
Gulak: barely looks a little rattled, then comes back to the middle and eventually gets leverage Half crab!
KUSHIDA: Triangle!
Gulak: Oh, no you don't.
Full Sailors: [respectful applause]
KUSHIDA: Crossface! Switch sides and put it back on!
Both: try to get the abdominal stretch on the other but go in circles
KUSHIDA: Octopus hold!
Gulak: Ankle pick to Trailer Hitch! Gutbuster! New submission!
KUSHIDA: struggling at first Stretch Plum! Sitout hiptoss to the cross armbreaker!
Gulak: Arms are locked!
KUSHIDA: Not anymore!
Gulak: Shiiit. Uhhhh...maybe...ah! Ankle pick to ankle lock!
KUSHIDA: Flying cross armbreaker!
Gulak: See previous!
KUSHIDA: Around the horn Hoverboard Lock!
Gulak: NO!
KUSHIDA: Complete Shot! Cradle!
Referee: Winner!
KUSHIDA: shows Drew 3 fingers, his fake watch and winks
Gulak: smacktalks him from the mat then stands a bit after his protestations with the referee go nowhere
KUSHIDA: continues to note he's won
Gulak: unintelligible -- coward. You're a coward. uninteligible
Referee: keeps them separated and it actually works
Gulak: storms to the back AND THEN



Queen Cathy: Io, earlier today Shayna said you have no friends or weapons in Bridgeportlol, and she's correct. What is your plan of attack going to be?
Io Shirai: I'm not scared of Shayna, and she can bring all the friends she wants. I don't need weapons. I like weapons.
Candice LeRae: I want to pay you back for having my back last week. I'll have yours at Takeover.
Io: Thank you.
Candice: Let Shayna know that, please, Cathy. she and Io leave

Allied Strikers: come out to a decent reaction
Forgotten Sons:
between me and you, the reader, no joke: W H Y
Danny Burch: Woo dropkick! PK!
Forgotten Sons: Tandem uranage backbreaker!
Ryker: gets caught trying to trip Oney after tags were made
Wesley Blake: Northern Lariat!
Referee: Ejection!
Ryker: complains with the Sons but finally relents and heads up the ramp
Street Profits: lay him out and throw him into the RegalTron then head to the ring and help the Strikers clear the Sons
Full Sailors: Thank you, Profits! clap clap clapclapclapThank you, Profits! clap clap clapclapclap Thank you, Profits! clap clap clapclapclap
Profits: stare
Strikers: stare
All 4: start throwing shots at someone on the other team
Sons: pop back up with chairs and show you how you can win a 2 on 4 without it turning into SuperCena BS
Announce: notes the tag title ladder match is ruleless and might turn into an ad hoc TLC match
Ryker: starts recovering then gets jumped again no you're cacklng
Roderick Strong and Some Guy: wave on the Sons
TAFKA rEDragon: lay them out
Strong and Guy: hit Blake with a jumping knee and superkick combo
TAFKARD: Hi/Lo Cutler down
the Undisputed Era: hit their hand sign and pose over their bodies
Some Guy: notices Ryker trying to stir at the ramp's apex and gets a ladder
the Era: all take up a corner and drill him with it, then do so again when he still seems to start stirring
Some Guy: goes all the way up the ladder and has a mic Regal! Gargano! At Takeover? THAT is Undisputed.
the Era: see the headline picture