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PA: SHOCK...the system.
the Undisputed Era: swag their way out
Full Sailors: Adam Cole! Adam Cole! Adam Cole!
Him: Told you so. I said in '19 UE would be draped in championship gold, and this holds up the Big X is the start of fulfilling that prophecy. We don't start at the bottom and hope all our hard work pays off, no: we start by attacking and taking out the guy at the top, taking whatever it is we want and if anyone gets in our way, we make sure they regret it. Starting with this title we'll remake the NXT Universe into an undisputed image.
Full Sailors: while light booing occurs, this is mostly met with applause and some Un Dis Pu Ted! chants
Adam Cole: throws to the RegalTron
RegalTron: shows a version of the opening stinger that's only UE highlights and serves as a flashback montage while being appropriately douchey and hilarious
Kyle O'Reilly: Just a little something I threw together last night nbd
Full Sailors: Thank you, Kyle! Thank you, Kyle! Thank you, Kyle!
Cole: We have all the power - undisputed power - so the North American and World Tag Team champions are on notice. Keep your belts shiny for Roddy, Kyle and Bobby. This is the year we will have all of the gold, and no one: not a man in the locker room, William Regal or even Based Haitch himself will be able to touch us. We will have every ounce of power that NXT has to offer
the North American Champion: Adam, no one can touch you? Well...I'd like to touch you.
Full Sailors: oooooooh
Velveteen Dream: It's adorable you think you guys are the reason NXT's risen to new heights, but it's all because of one factor: Dream Over. Adam, you look plenty good in gold but the Dream looks even better and that title would look amazing paired with this one.
Roddy: You should dream on since you don't deserve to be North American champion or even in our presence
PA: ...bro.
Matthew Riddle, Esquire: Seriously, how hard did I hit you at Takeover? Let's be honest, I beat you, and bay bay, I've beat you too, bro.
Cole: You need to stop running your mouth about things you know nothing about.
Riddle: I know that I'm insanely good-looking and a stallion!
Full Sailors: applause giving way to Bro chants
Cole: Shut up, you moron. I'm a man who holds NXT's Triple Crown and its crown jewel in the palm of my hands. Roddy's been a champion and you've dropped the ball with every title opportunity you've gotten. Go back online and review wrestlers from the Attitude Era.
Full Sailors: oooooooh
Cole: That era's over, yours will never come, because everyone is living in the Undisputed Era.
Breezus: evens the odds during gloating time
Full Sailors: Tyler! Tyler! Tyler!
Tyler: I was in the back watching all of this and I talked to Master Regal. It doesn't matter what's undisputed, or who's the best-looking ... it's me, obviously, but...
Riddle: seems to respect the swag
Velveteen: is offended on a molecular level
Full Sailors: Breeze is gorgeous! clap clap clapclapclap Breeze is gorgeous! clap clap clapclapclap Breeze is gorgeous! clap clap clapclapclap
Tyler: I mean, you four are out here taking credit for a brand I helped build before any of you idiots even got here.
Full Sailors: OG! OG! OG!
Tyler: The three of us vs. any three of you you want to get supermodel kicked, playas.
Matt: seems to be down
Velveteen: yeah no
the Era: get in a huddle and strategize
Raul Mendoza: I think I've turned a corner here!
Punishment Martinez Damian Priest: Incorrect. pummels him
Raul: B-but my Disaster Kick--
Damian: I feel that name is verboten now. catches a tope Chokeslam into the apron! Cyclone kick! Rolling cutter!
Referee: Winner!
God's Production Team: puts together a Mia Yim video package highlighting her being an Angeleno on the outside looking in during the '92 riots due to her mixed race heritage, rising through the ranks on the indies, getting signed off of the MYC, and not wanting to let the fans down because of that, turning her into the protector, fighter and savior of those who can't do it themselves -- a.k.a the hell and the high water
Everybody, Including You: And this isn't available on YouTube WHY??!!?
Taynara Conti and Xia Li: adhere to the Code of Honor
Both: trade rollups
Taynara: Judo throw! Again! mocks Xi a little
Xia: throws a tempest of kicks that narrowly miss her, then bows Springboard wheelbarrow headscissors! Shotgun dropkick!
Taynara: PK in the back!
Everyone: ooooooh
Taynara: Top floor Meteora! Basement bow and arrow! Another top floor Meteora!
Xia: Dodge! Legsweep! Flying kick! Around the horn heel kick!
Referee: Winner!
NEXT WEEK'S NXTV: Profits/Sons, Garza/Wilde, and Shayna/Io in a cage
Team Really, Really, Really Ridiculously Good Looking: come out individually to big pops
the Undisputed Era: come out as a unit to a cool heel pop, Kyle opting out of the match
Riddle: easily takes Cole down to the mat a few times moments after Mauro reiterates Matt's beaten him in the recent past
Roddy: provides a distraction
Cole: sneak attacks Riddle and tags out
Riddle: lands a couple gutwrench suplexes and tags out
Velveteen: lands some flying axehandles and a dangerous looking Lionsault on Bobby Fish
Tyler: is tagged in, lands a nice dropkick
Riddle: tags himself in Perfectplex! Ripcord knee!
Velveteen: tosses Roddy
Tyler: Supermodel kick!
Fish: fried
Riddle: Exploder! Broton!
Kyle: provides the distraction now
Roddy: Bret backbreaker! Backplex backbreaker! continues whaling away on Strong
Nigel: calls Strong/Riddle from the last Takeover the best opener he's ever seen
the Era: effectively cut off the ring and take turns whaling on Matt Tha Stallion
Nigel: notes the botched Lionsault's given Fish a black eye
Cole: Superkick!
Riddle: covers up
Cole: Didn't say where! drills it into Riddle's knees Sunrise, sunset
Riddle: FLASH KNEE!
Both: need to recover for a bit before tagging out
Tyler: comes in hot Supermodel kick!
Cole: is now an uggo
Tyler: Leaping Owenuigiri! Beauty Shot!
Roddy: pulls Bobby out of the pinfall
Tyler: runs the ropes to dive at them
Velveteen: tags himself in
Words: are had
Cole: sneaks around the ring and superkicks Riddle down from the apron
Dream Model: double superkick Cole off the apron
Jey and Jimmy: UNcool!
Matt and Nick: ...do tell.
Roddy: drills Tyler with a running high knee
Tyler: staggers into Dream then falls towards their corner
Roddy: End of Heartache! Count!
Tyler: tries to recover quickly enough to save the day
Referee: Winner!
Team RRRRGL: shows various levels of frustration and anguish mid-ring
the Era: throw up their gang sign on the ramp
the Undisputed Era: swag their way out
Full Sailors: Adam Cole! Adam Cole! Adam Cole!
Him: Told you so. I said in '19 UE would be draped in championship gold, and this holds up the Big X is the start of fulfilling that prophecy. We don't start at the bottom and hope all our hard work pays off, no: we start by attacking and taking out the guy at the top, taking whatever it is we want and if anyone gets in our way, we make sure they regret it. Starting with this title we'll remake the NXT Universe into an undisputed image.
Full Sailors: while light booing occurs, this is mostly met with applause and some Un Dis Pu Ted! chants
Adam Cole: throws to the RegalTron
RegalTron: shows a version of the opening stinger that's only UE highlights and serves as a flashback montage while being appropriately douchey and hilarious
Kyle O'Reilly: Just a little something I threw together last night nbd
Full Sailors: Thank you, Kyle! Thank you, Kyle! Thank you, Kyle!
Cole: We have all the power - undisputed power - so the North American and World Tag Team champions are on notice. Keep your belts shiny for Roddy, Kyle and Bobby. This is the year we will have all of the gold, and no one: not a man in the locker room, William Regal or even Based Haitch himself will be able to touch us. We will have every ounce of power that NXT has to offer
the North American Champion: Adam, no one can touch you? Well...I'd like to touch you.
Full Sailors: oooooooh
Velveteen Dream: It's adorable you think you guys are the reason NXT's risen to new heights, but it's all because of one factor: Dream Over. Adam, you look plenty good in gold but the Dream looks even better and that title would look amazing paired with this one.
Roddy: You should dream on since you don't deserve to be North American champion or even in our presence
PA: ...bro.
Matthew Riddle, Esquire: Seriously, how hard did I hit you at Takeover? Let's be honest, I beat you, and bay bay, I've beat you too, bro.
Cole: You need to stop running your mouth about things you know nothing about.
Riddle: I know that I'm insanely good-looking and a stallion!
Full Sailors: applause giving way to Bro chants
Cole: Shut up, you moron. I'm a man who holds NXT's Triple Crown and its crown jewel in the palm of my hands. Roddy's been a champion and you've dropped the ball with every title opportunity you've gotten. Go back online and review wrestlers from the Attitude Era.
Full Sailors: oooooooh
Cole: That era's over, yours will never come, because everyone is living in the Undisputed Era.
Breezus: evens the odds during gloating time
Full Sailors: Tyler! Tyler! Tyler!
Tyler: I was in the back watching all of this and I talked to Master Regal. It doesn't matter what's undisputed, or who's the best-looking ... it's me, obviously, but...
Riddle: seems to respect the swag
Velveteen: is offended on a molecular level
Full Sailors: Breeze is gorgeous! clap clap clapclapclap Breeze is gorgeous! clap clap clapclapclap Breeze is gorgeous! clap clap clapclapclap
Tyler: I mean, you four are out here taking credit for a brand I helped build before any of you idiots even got here.
Full Sailors: OG! OG! OG!
Tyler: The three of us vs. any three of you you want to get supermodel kicked, playas.
Matt: seems to be down
Velveteen: yeah no
the Era: get in a huddle and strategize
Raul Mendoza: I think I've turned a corner here!
Raul: B-but my Disaster Kick--
Damian: I feel that name is verboten now. catches a tope Chokeslam into the apron! Cyclone kick! Rolling cutter!
Referee: Winner!
God's Production Team: puts together a Mia Yim video package highlighting her being an Angeleno on the outside looking in during the '92 riots due to her mixed race heritage, rising through the ranks on the indies, getting signed off of the MYC, and not wanting to let the fans down because of that, turning her into the protector, fighter and savior of those who can't do it themselves -- a.k.a the hell and the high water
Everybody, Including You: And this isn't available on YouTube WHY??!!?
Taynara Conti and Xia Li: adhere to the Code of Honor
Both: trade rollups
Taynara: Judo throw! Again! mocks Xi a little
Xia: throws a tempest of kicks that narrowly miss her, then bows Springboard wheelbarrow headscissors! Shotgun dropkick!
Taynara: PK in the back!
Everyone: ooooooh
Taynara: Top floor Meteora! Basement bow and arrow! Another top floor Meteora!
Xia: Dodge! Legsweep! Flying kick! Around the horn heel kick!
Referee: Winner!
NEXT WEEK'S NXTV: Profits/Sons, Garza/Wilde, and Shayna/Io in a cage
Team Really, Really, Really Ridiculously Good Looking: come out individually to big pops
the Undisputed Era: come out as a unit to a cool heel pop, Kyle opting out of the match
Riddle: easily takes Cole down to the mat a few times moments after Mauro reiterates Matt's beaten him in the recent past
Roddy: provides a distraction
Cole: sneak attacks Riddle and tags out
Riddle: lands a couple gutwrench suplexes and tags out
Velveteen: lands some flying axehandles and a dangerous looking Lionsault on Bobby Fish
Tyler: is tagged in, lands a nice dropkick
Riddle: tags himself in Perfectplex! Ripcord knee!
Velveteen: tosses Roddy
Tyler: Supermodel kick!
Fish: fried
Riddle: Exploder! Broton!
Kyle: provides the distraction now
Roddy: Bret backbreaker! Backplex backbreaker! continues whaling away on Strong
Nigel: calls Strong/Riddle from the last Takeover the best opener he's ever seen
the Era: effectively cut off the ring and take turns whaling on Matt Tha Stallion
Nigel: notes the botched Lionsault's given Fish a black eye
Cole: Superkick!
Riddle: covers up
Cole: Didn't say where! drills it into Riddle's knees Sunrise, sunset
Riddle: FLASH KNEE!
Both: need to recover for a bit before tagging out
Tyler: comes in hot Supermodel kick!
Cole: is now an uggo
Tyler: Leaping Owenuigiri! Beauty Shot!
Roddy: pulls Bobby out of the pinfall
Tyler: runs the ropes to dive at them
Velveteen: tags himself in
Words: are had
Cole: sneaks around the ring and superkicks Riddle down from the apron
Dream Model: double superkick Cole off the apron
Jey and Jimmy: UNcool!
Matt and Nick: ...do tell.
Roddy: drills Tyler with a running high knee
Tyler: staggers into Dream then falls towards their corner
Roddy: End of Heartache! Count!
Tyler: tries to recover quickly enough to save the day
Referee: Winner!
Team RRRRGL: shows various levels of frustration and anguish mid-ring
the Era: throw up their gang sign on the ramp
