Monday, November 28, 2011

Cheerleader Melissa Is Ruthless

Via Kayfabe.net


Hey, remember when Jeff Jarrett dressed up in gi and taught kids how to do MMA as a flimsy cover to put them in submission holds and tap out? Yeah, we all thought it was cute, but as with most things Jeff Jarrett does, someone else out there does what he did so much better. I submit to you Cheerleader Melissa, giving a small child a Super Dragon-esque curb stomp. I'd say her form is perfect, but that kid has too much of a smile on his her face. Didn't his her parents teach him her ANYTHING about selling? GAWD.

ETA: Thanks to John Hyperion, I now know the child is none other than the daughter of Allison Danger and Ares, which makes her lack of facial selling of the move even MORE baffling. It also explains the t-shirt.