Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Evan Bourne Gets Popped for Wellness for Second Time in Three Months

What a maroon
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Via WWE Corporate

Evan Bourne has been suspended for 60 days due to his second violation of WWE's Wellness Policy. That would explain him and Kofi Kingston losing the Tag Titles over the weekend as well as their rematch loss last night. Bourne's suspension proves either that the synthetic marijuana known as Spice (which is way, way, WAY worse than the real thing) takes a lot longer to leave the system than other drugs or he's really, really, really fucking stupid.

Either way, it sucks that I can't see one of my favorite wrestlers on TV, but it sucks even more that he'd rather do drugs than be a wrestler. I expect that out of one of the miscreants from North Carolina, but Bourne? Seriously. Brandon Stroud has a good idea in maybe WWE replacing him with guys who won't do drugs, like, I dunno, ACH? Novel concept.