Future Endeavors 3/22 Power Poll: Man, I'm Late on the Draw This Week

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Welcome to yet another edition of the Future Endeavors Power Poll, a poll ranking wrestlers on a weekly basis based on how awesomely they performed or were portrayed on a Tuesday-to-Monday cycle. It is voted by a who's-who of wrestling bloggers, including my blogging DeMar DeBro-Zan PizzaBodySlam. I will list the top ten, and then post and comment on my ballot. Here goes:

1. The Rock (1)
2. The Undertaker (3)
3. CM Punk (6)
4. Chris Jericho (5)
5. Triple H (NR)
6. John Cena (2)
7. Shawn Michaels (4)
8. Daniel Bryan (NR)
9. Sheamus (8)
10. David Otunga (NR)

And now, my ballot:

1. Sweet Saraya Knight - Why is a woman with such a foul mouth nicknamed "Sweet"? Is it ironic? It has to be. Either that, or she verbally threatened every single fan into calling her that to boost her ego. Either way makes sense.

2. Sara del Rey - The Queen of Wrestling made history last weekend. It wasn't just that she became the first ever Double Crown Champion in SHIMMER history, no, she saved 15% on her car insurance by switching to Geico.

3. Kevin Steen - The next PWG event after DDT4 will feature 8 matches. Seven of them will feature Steen. The other one will be a minis match featuring Mascarita Dorada wrestling El Hijo del Señor Lucha Libre.

4. Courtney Rush - Someone tried to give her the nickname the Handmaiden of Wrestling, because she teamed with Sara del Rey, but then she suplexed them all.

5. The Super Smash Bros. - I'm petitioning to have them in the new SSB game for Wii or WiiU or whatever the next game the franchise will be on for Nintendo. Of course, that means the Young Bucks will want their way in too, but I'll just get Super Dragon to go "BOO!" and they'll settle down right quick.

6. MASADA - Rumor has it he passed his driving test by ramming his head into the windshield until it broke. Oh, he didn't technically pass the test, but then would YOU fail a guy who just did that?

7. Athena - I was told I had to rank Athena or else John Hyperion would come to my house, put a shrimp po' boy to my nose and then take it away, saying "No, you don't deserve this! NO!"

8. Santino Marella - Next week, Santino's YouTube show will be X-rated, and his, well, apparatus will be enhanced like his abs were this week.

9. Daniel Bryan - Stock Daniel Bryan ranking.

10. Candice LaRae - I think the fact that her Twitter handle is @NotScottLost should get her on the ballot every week.