LIST-O-MANIA: Kaitlyn's Secret Admirer!

Who could be phone-stalking Kaitlyn here?
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Well, we're at ground zero for one of the most INTRIGUING angles in pro wrestling right now. Kaitlyn's SUPER SECRET ADMIRER will reveal himself/herself tonight on RAW. Other sites have the beat on who that person might be, including Ringbelles and Cageside Seats. Those are all logical takes though. I wanna take a walk in the DANGER ZONE, LANA! So, with that in mind, here's my official super not-so-secret list of people whom I think could have been sending Kaitlyn those texts. Note, I only think it's one of them, so this is not a "lol AJ All lol lol lmao" situation here, okay? Here goes:

• Daniel Bryan
• Alberto del Rio
• Bray Wyatt (Bayley as his female cult-member? SMOKESCREEN)
• Tyler Bray
• John Tyler
• Stephen Tyler
• Stephen Adler
• Adlai Stevenson
• Seth Rollins ("I see you have dual-color dyed hair. I have dual-color dyed hair too.")
• Henry Rollins
• Henry Hugglemonster
• Matthew Lesko
• Barack Obama (NSA! NSA! NSA!)
• "Barack Obama"
• "Bill Clinton"
• Bill Clinton
• @PimpBillClinton
• The Godfather
• Val Venis
• Ron Jeremy
• The kid from the "Jeremy" music video
• Jeremy Bentham
• John Locke
• The Smoke Monster
• The Smoke Monster's Mom
• Your Mom
• My Mom
• "Mother of Dragons" Daenerys Targaryen
• Dragon Dragon
• Wink Vavasseur
• W. Conrad Vavasseur
• Whatever is the third evolution in the Vavasseur family
• Ash Ketchum
• Ash, Housewares
• Ashton Kutcher
• Mila Kunis
• Kula Shaker
• The Kool-Aid Man
• Kool and the Gang
• Our Gang
• Brian "Spanky" Kendrick
• Paul London
• El Generico
• Sami Zayn
• Antonio Cesaro
• Finlay
• Hornswoggle

And there you have it, it always goes back to Hornswoggle.