Wednesday, October 9, 2013

The Best Moves Ever: Vader's Moonsault

No man that size should be able to do a backflip, but Vader's not a mortal man. He's a mountain brought to life by the same Colorado magic that allows Pete Coors to create metal that turns blue when your beer gets cold. He's an alpine ester, brought to life by the intersection of a grizzly bear and HOSS essence, with a little bit of mastodon tusk spray to give him more lift. He is, in essence, a force of nature. The following is his moonsault, which again, defies expectation. Because no being that size should be able to do a backflip.