Friday, October 6, 2017

NXT In 60 Seconds

Room for one more?
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Ruby Riot: briefly looks around for Nikki, then just gets ready to fight
Team Australia: Hashtag iconic!  We have so got this this time.  double team Ruby NOT LIKE THAT 
Nikki Cross: eventually wanders towards the ring, tags in and wrecks them
Ruby: blind tags in Pele kick!
Referee: Winner!
Team Australia: Again!?
Nikki: looks at Ruby getting her hand raised from the apron, laughs and leaves

Lars Sullivan: I am unequivocally, categorically in control.  Danny Burch wants to face me next week?  Then he should be in control of his fear.

Zelina Vega: Johnny Irrelevant can't get over his breakup, and like any good puppet master before me in Brooklyn I pulled his heartstrings.  Cien won fair and square then, and another win over the Golden Boy gets us closer to a shot at the title.

Lio Rush: Glad to leave the drama of WWN behind and start anew here!
Incendiary: NO MAN IS EVER TRULY GOOD!  NO MAN IS EVER TRULY E!  VIL!
Velveteen Dream: Concur.  lays Lio out, gyrates in Aleister's direction, Savage elbow, waves him into the ring
Aleister Black: slingshots into the ring into a sitting position, as is his wont
VD: bails "What's my name?"
AB: 
VD: "Say my name!  Acknowledge me!"
AB: 
VD: "I'm going to make you say my name."  leaves
 
Aliyah: I didn't even get an entrance?  Oh, this can't be good.
Full Sailors: KAIRI~!  KAIRI~!  KAIRI~!  KAIRI~!
Aliyah: ...there's got to be a German word that means "beyond fucked", right?  tries real hard, is still doomed
Kairi Sane: Rebound spear!  Corner chop barrage!  Corner spear!  Diving K!  INSANE ELBOW!
Referee: Winner And Possibly Most Awesome Person On The Planet!
Kairi: smiles and waves at the Full Sailors (DESTINY)
Full Sailors: KAIRI~!  KAIRI~!  KAIRI~!  KAIRI~!


Roderick Strong: This one is mine.
Drew McIntyre: This one holds up belt *stays* mine.
Nigel McGuiness: Drew's under a lot of pressure here; outside of Samoa Joe's second reign and Sami Zayn's sole one, the average NXT Championship reign goes about six months, so if he loses here...wooof!
Drew: powers Roddy around the ring a few times
Roddy: Diving knee from the apron!  Backplex backbreaker into the steps!
Full Sailors: Holy shit!  Holy shit!  Holy shit!  Holy shit! 
Roddy: Backbreakers!  Stretch Plum!
DMC: Suplex throw!  Kick in the damn teeth!
Full Sailors: ooooh
DMC: Again!  Catapult slam!  Future Shock!
Roddy: No!  Owenzuigiri!  Angle Slam!
Referee: Kickout!
DMC: Pop up spinebuster!
Referee: Kickout!
Roddy: Superplex!  Tiger Bomb!
Referee: Kickout!
DMC: HEADBUTT!
Roddy: 
DMC: AVALANCHE AIR RAID CRASH!  Count that shit!
Referee: One!  Two!  THREfoot on the ropes!
DMC: ...dafuq
Roddy's Foot: is on the ropes, actually
DMC: Claymore time!
Roddy: KNEE IN THE GODDAMN MOUTH TIME!
DMC: ow
Roddy: AGAIN!
DMC: ...blood is pooling in my mouth, this can't be go
Roddy: TRIFECTA!  Let's end this!  SICK KICK!
Referee: One!  Two!  ThreKICKOUT!
Roddy: not again not again not again dives onto Drew
Drew: catches him and powerbombs him into the post Future Shock!  sees Roddy stirring after OH, FFS...CLAYMORE.
Referee: ONE!  TWO!  THREE!  Winner!
Full Sailors: applaud lustily
DMC: proffers the Hand of Friendship  
Roddy: takes it and leaves, looking aggrieved all the way up the ramp
DMC: poses, hurting his back further in the process
Some Guy, Bay Bay: Rodster!  Bubbeleh!
Roddy: ...dafuq
DMC: (from the ring) ...DAFUQ
the Undisputed Era: say a few things to Roddy, pat him on the back, then leave peacefully
DMC: glowering from the ring
Roddy: ignores it and leaves
DMC: looking resigned and disgusted, holds up the belt