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in memory of Jim "the Anvil" Neidhart, 1955-2018
Street Profits: come out to a decent pop
the Mighty: come out to scorn and Mighty Jobbers chants
Profits: Wakanda forever assisted moonsault! Broken Arrow!
the Mighty: Northern lariat! Double back suplex! Cutting the ring in half!
Angelo: gets out from under, sends Shane into Nick and makes the tag
Montez: Hard clotheslines! Penalty Kick! Sunset flip!
Shane: gets an O'Connor roll with the tights
Montez: reverses into one of his own
Referee: Winner!
the Mighty: Wot?! That's only okay when WE do i... not that we would ever, ever do such a thing...
Profits: celebrate in the crowd, as their wont
Shayna Baszler: talks to Aliyah backstage in the vain hope that she isn't about to get wrecked by Kairi
YOUR Tag Team Champions, "Earlier Today": The last time we were in the ring with Moustache Mountain, we almost ripped Trent's leg off. He can't possibly be 100 percent, and like he has ever known what 100 percent is like, anyways.
Some Guy: If he's 100 percent, then I'm 500 percent.
Kyle O'Reilly: Probably 600 percent.
Some Guy, BAY BAY: 1000 percent.
Your Tag Team Champions: These belts'll stay where they belong.
Adam Cole: One year ago, the Undisputed Era was born in Brooklyn. Ever since, we've dominated the roster. Nobody is hiding behind anything -- we'll continue to show the world that this is our Era, and that's Undisputed.
the Era: throw up their gang sign
Kairi: comes out to a huge pop
Aliyah: like that, but not
Shayna: comes out to join the announce before the bout
Kairi: is clearly frustrated in the ring, but breaks clean in the corner
Aliyah: shoves her
Kairi: shoves her harder, then lands a big chop
Aliyah: ducks between the ropes then cheap shots Kairi when she's looking at the Champ
Kairi: Stretch Muffler!
Aliyah: yelps loudly, eventually gets the ropes, then lands forearms until Kairi falls
Shayna: See, that's Kairi's problem right there: she doesn't have a killer instinct.
Kairi: Blockbuster! Blockbuster II: the Netflixing! Interceptor! Sliding K! It's Elbow O'Clock!
Aliyah: is kaput
Kairi: stares down Shayna
Full Sailors: One more time! One more time! One more time!
Kairi: flashes it at Shayna, then obliges the Sailors, then does it again
Referee: Win-wait, what?
Kairi: has pulled Aliyah up at two to put her in the Anchor
Baszler: stands on the announcer table
Kairi: stares and points at Baszler while she has the hold on
Aliyah: gets her Bojangles on
Referee: Sheesh. Winner!
Shayna: glares from the table, holds up the belt
Kairi: glares right back
Velveteen Dream: comes out
Full Sailors: Velveteen! Velveteen! Velveteen!
Dream: Your cheers amuse me. As does EC3! So smart, so clever, oh so charming --
Full Sailors: NX3! NX3! NX3!
Dream: I admit he had my curiosity. What he can't buy--what he doesn't want--is my full attention. He has made an enemy of the Dream.
Full Sailors: dueling chants
EC3: ...so this is what it sounds like when doves cry?
Full Sailors: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EC3: Sick fanny pack, btw.
Full Sailors: Fanny pack! Fanny pack! Fanny pack!
Dream: takes off his sunglasses and already has a place to secure them, so who's really the genius here?
EC3: Don't try to get in my sick and twisted head, playboy; I live in other people's heads. I build parking lots, theme parks and condos in those joints. Yours is a real fixer upper but Saturday night I'll flip it into a profit; from there I'll get victory after victory
EC3 and Full Sailors: after victory
EC3 and Full Sailors: AFTER VICTORY
Dream: ENOUGH! Come Saturday, you won't get your hand raised. You won't laugh at me anymore. You'll understand what it means when I say Dream Over.
EC3: Why put off until Saturday what we could fight tonight? gets ready to do so
Dream: divests himself of the fanny pack, then pretends he hurt his shoulder taking off his jacket so he can throw it at E and land some shots
EC3: recovers, throws some shots right back, then lands the 3KO
Full Sailors: NX3! NX3! NX3!
EC3: gets down on Dream's now fallen level before emulating his slide backwards out of the ring
Moustache Mountain: come out in advance of Saturday's tag title rematch with Trent backing Tyler
the Undisputed Era: see above, Kyle: Trent :: Roddy: Tyler
Tyler: Boot at the bell! Corner Euros!
Kyle: Hey, wait just a min... punched
Roddy: Capture backbreaker! Forearm shots to the kidneys!
Tyler: Headbutts! Flashpoint! bop BANG! Punchy punchity punch! Charging Euro! Exploder! Standing SSP!
Roddy: Kickout!
Tyler: Rana! Bridging back suplex!
Roddy: Kickout!
Tyler: Driver '97!
Roddy: Nope!
Tyler: Rolling koppu kick!
Roddy: Nope! StrongHold!
Tyler: NOPE! Rollup!
Roddy: Kickout! Spinning back elbow! Corner high knee! Cloud IX!
Tyler: Kickout!
Roddy: Half nelson backbreaker!
Tyler: Rebound lariat! Over the top plancha!
Kyle: tries it again
Trent: You've learned nothing. drops him
Tyler: Rolling koppu kick! Tyler Driver '97!
Referee: Winner!
Moustache Mountain: celebrate in the ring
the Undisputed Era: recover on the ramp
the Mighty: come out to scorn and Mighty Jobbers chants
Profits: Wakanda forever assisted moonsault! Broken Arrow!
the Mighty: Northern lariat! Double back suplex! Cutting the ring in half!
Angelo: gets out from under, sends Shane into Nick and makes the tag
Montez: Hard clotheslines! Penalty Kick! Sunset flip!
Shane: gets an O'Connor roll with the tights
Montez: reverses into one of his own
Referee: Winner!
the Mighty: Wot?! That's only okay when WE do i... not that we would ever, ever do such a thing...
Profits: celebrate in the crowd, as their wont
Shayna Baszler: talks to Aliyah backstage in the vain hope that she isn't about to get wrecked by Kairi
YOUR Tag Team Champions, "Earlier Today": The last time we were in the ring with Moustache Mountain, we almost ripped Trent's leg off. He can't possibly be 100 percent, and like he has ever known what 100 percent is like, anyways.
Some Guy: If he's 100 percent, then I'm 500 percent.
Kyle O'Reilly: Probably 600 percent.
Some Guy, BAY BAY: 1000 percent.
Your Tag Team Champions: These belts'll stay where they belong.
Adam Cole: One year ago, the Undisputed Era was born in Brooklyn. Ever since, we've dominated the roster. Nobody is hiding behind anything -- we'll continue to show the world that this is our Era, and that's Undisputed.
the Era: throw up their gang sign
Kairi: comes out to a huge pop
Aliyah: like that, but not
Shayna: comes out to join the announce before the bout
Kairi: is clearly frustrated in the ring, but breaks clean in the corner
Aliyah: shoves her
Kairi: shoves her harder, then lands a big chop
Aliyah: ducks between the ropes then cheap shots Kairi when she's looking at the Champ
Kairi: Stretch Muffler!
Aliyah: yelps loudly, eventually gets the ropes, then lands forearms until Kairi falls
Shayna: See, that's Kairi's problem right there: she doesn't have a killer instinct.
Kairi: Blockbuster! Blockbuster II: the Netflixing! Interceptor! Sliding K! It's Elbow O'Clock!
Aliyah: is kaput
Kairi: stares down Shayna
Full Sailors: One more time! One more time! One more time!
Kairi: flashes it at Shayna, then obliges the Sailors, then does it again
Referee: Win-wait, what?
Kairi: has pulled Aliyah up at two to put her in the Anchor
Baszler: stands on the announcer table
Kairi: stares and points at Baszler while she has the hold on
Aliyah: gets her Bojangles on
Referee: Sheesh. Winner!
Shayna: glares from the table, holds up the belt
Kairi: glares right back
Velveteen Dream: comes out
Full Sailors: Velveteen! Velveteen! Velveteen!
Dream: Your cheers amuse me. As does EC3! So smart, so clever, oh so charming --
Full Sailors: NX3! NX3! NX3!
Dream: I admit he had my curiosity. What he can't buy--what he doesn't want--is my full attention. He has made an enemy of the Dream.
Full Sailors: dueling chants
EC3: ...so this is what it sounds like when doves cry?
Full Sailors: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EC3: Sick fanny pack, btw.
Full Sailors: Fanny pack! Fanny pack! Fanny pack!
Dream: takes off his sunglasses and already has a place to secure them, so who's really the genius here?
EC3: Don't try to get in my sick and twisted head, playboy; I live in other people's heads. I build parking lots, theme parks and condos in those joints. Yours is a real fixer upper but Saturday night I'll flip it into a profit; from there I'll get victory after victory
EC3 and Full Sailors: after victory
EC3 and Full Sailors: AFTER VICTORY
Dream: ENOUGH! Come Saturday, you won't get your hand raised. You won't laugh at me anymore. You'll understand what it means when I say Dream Over.
EC3: Why put off until Saturday what we could fight tonight? gets ready to do so
Dream: divests himself of the fanny pack, then pretends he hurt his shoulder taking off his jacket so he can throw it at E and land some shots
EC3: recovers, throws some shots right back, then lands the 3KO
Full Sailors: NX3! NX3! NX3!
EC3: gets down on Dream's now fallen level before emulating his slide backwards out of the ring
Moustache Mountain: come out in advance of Saturday's tag title rematch with Trent backing Tyler
the Undisputed Era: see above, Kyle: Trent :: Roddy: Tyler
Tyler: Boot at the bell! Corner Euros!
Kyle: Hey, wait just a min... punched
Roddy: Capture backbreaker! Forearm shots to the kidneys!
Tyler: Headbutts! Flashpoint! bop BANG! Punchy punchity punch! Charging Euro! Exploder! Standing SSP!
Roddy: Kickout!
Tyler: Rana! Bridging back suplex!
Roddy: Kickout!
Tyler: Driver '97!
Roddy: Nope!
Tyler: Rolling koppu kick!
Roddy: Nope! StrongHold!
Tyler: NOPE! Rollup!
Roddy: Kickout! Spinning back elbow! Corner high knee! Cloud IX!
Tyler: Kickout!
Roddy: Half nelson backbreaker!
Tyler: Rebound lariat! Over the top plancha!
Kyle: tries it again
Trent: You've learned nothing. drops him
Tyler: Rolling koppu kick! Tyler Driver '97!
Referee: Winner!
Moustache Mountain: celebrate in the ring
the Undisputed Era: recover on the ramp
