Monday, September 16, 2019

NXT In 60 Seconds for September 11, 2019

THIS IS HER BRUTALITY
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A Car: pulls up to Full Sail
Rhea Ripley: gets out, sneers, smirks and heads inside

Damian Priest: powers BOA around the ring a few times Step up Owenzuigiri! Release Falcon Arrow!
BOA: lands a few kicks
DP: MURDERDEATHKILL lariat! Cyclone kick! Reckoning of the Dice!
Referee: Winner!

Velveteen Dream: If you think for a second that the Dream's title reign is going up in flames, you're lying to yourself. If the Dream burns, you'll burn too.

Johnathan Grapples: comes out to a rapturous response and high fives some front row fans before getting inside the ring
Full Sailors: chant his name for a solid two minutes
Johnny: I've heard the rumors, read the reports, and my mom and everybody else are asking what my future holds...
Full Sailors: Please don't go! Please don't go! Please don't go!
Johnny: Last time I was in this ring, I fell off a steel cage and woke up to a standing O chanting "Thank you, Johnny!" I appreciated it a lot, since without you there'd be no Johnny Wrestling. We built this place together and I say this with every bit of my heart - I love every thing about NXT, everything about this place!
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT!
Johnny: NXT is me and that locker room coming out and putting out the best professional wrestling this world has to offer! We have a choice and a say in their futures and I've made mine. You guys have had my back since day one so I wanted to say that
Shane Thorne: to the surprise of...well, somebody...comes outFull Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thorne: Is this really necessary? All this Johnny time?
Full Sailors: BOOOOOO! Johnny Wrestling! clap clap clapclapclap Johnny Wrestling! clap clap clapclapclap
Thorne: You could've taken a selfie, Tweeted maybe, but nooooo! Johnny has to be here
Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thorne: You're an NXT pillar. You're fine. And this place is going to be just fine without you.
Full Sailors: BOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thorne: With the right person finally in the spotlight, this place will be better, so you can take a walk.
Johnny: walks towards the ropes
Johnny: seemingly remembers something
Johnny: I mean, we are NXT. I am NXT. And I'm not going anywhere SUPERKICK!
Thorne: felled
Johnny: signs NXT with his fingers a la Bret then does the 4 Life hand sign a la Oz


Pete Dunne: comes out to a massive response
Angel Garza: gets a solid heel pop, kisses Anita and refuses to touch any of the male fans, which...you know, understandable
Pete: shoots in on the leg to set up joint manipulation PK!
Angel: dodges him to the floor, giving him time to remove his pants (very important and very necessary) Superkick! Count him out!
Full Sailors: Bruiserweight! Bruiserweight! Bruiserweight!
Angel: Rope hung kneelift!
Pete: Step up Owenzuigiri! Release German! Buzzsaw kick! Sitout bomb!
Angel: Kickout! Basement superkick!
Pete: Kickout! Arm trapped stomps! Another buzzsaw kick! Triangle! You don't need all these fingers!
Angel: taps out
Referee: Winner!
Pete: gives his signature shrug
Angel: nods in almost acceptance

Street Profits from Monday in Central Park: note their success has gotten them to MSG and Monday Night Raw
Angelo Dawkins: notes the moment would've been better if they'd still been NXT World Tag Team champions
Montez Ford: notes that they can get them back next Wednesday when something important or other is happening

Raul Mendoza: comes out to a decent reaction
Cameron Grimes: ehhh
Raul: Rolling Magistral cradle! Huracanrana! Springboard
Grimes: Interception dropkick!
Raul: Step up Owenzuigiri! Corner leg lariat! Ropewalk missile dropkick to the running Shooting Star!
Grimes: Kickout! pulls the middle rope into his neck 1-Up Stomp!
Referee: Winner!

Candice: is piqued Io is getting rewarded for her evilness with a spot in the triple threat contendership match next week
Master Regal: puts her in it with Bianca and Mia, notes if Rhea wins in the main event it might become a five-way
Candice: is only focused on Io

Shayna Baszler: comes out to a strongly negative reaction, as opposed to her opponent
Full Sailors: Rhea Ripley! clap clap clapclapclap Rhea Ripley! clap clap clapclapclap
Shayna: does her usual back somebody up and bully-ass legsweep after faking a clean break
Rhea Thiccley: no-sells it and does it to her, then almost stomps her out
Shayna: looks a bit perturbed
Both: grapple a bit rudely on the mat
Shayna: goes for the Clutch
Rhea: gets free and slams her
Shayna: Leg in the ropes! PK to the back! Cravate! Now the Kirifuda Clutch!
Rhea: backs into the corner a few times
Shayna: goes up to the middle rope and does a hanging variant
Rhea: Uppercut! Dropkick!
Shayna: bounces off the apron and hits the floor
Rhea: Electric Chair Face Eraser into the steps!
Marina Shafir: tries to interfere and gets dropped
Jessamyn Duke: will not interfere against a swinging Ripley
Shayna: Step up knee!
Jessamyn: slides Shayna a chair
Shayna: swings
Rhea: blocks and swings successfully
Referee: Yup, that's a DQ.
Full Sailors: Rhea! Rhea! Rhea!
Rhea: sits in the chair and waves them all on
Shayna: held up by the Underlings, holds up Mrs or Miss Goldie
Full Sailors: BOOOOOOO!
Rhea: poses mid-ring

credits

BUT THEN

Some Guy, BAY BAY: The prophecy will finally be fulfilled - plug for the switch to USA and us because we're awesome - next week when Roddy gets the North American championship.
Roderick Strong: I got his attention, which is awesome since I always hated that couch, Dream, and I hate you. Come next week I get what's mine, see what the first guy said.
Adam Cole: NXT's been getting bigger and better thanks to us, and once we have all the gold no one on the planet will be able to stop them. That's not a threat - nor a promise - merely...Undisputed.
the Era: throw up their gang gang sign